Staff Articles...
These are articles written by the staff of Hometown Shenanigans!
Title
Date
Written By:
Description
Spring at LSSU
4.8.05
Jungle Bunny
Nothing more than four or five sentences about my thoughts on this summer...
Jungle Bunny's Farewell...
11.18.04
Jungle Bunny
It's been a long time coming... but, finally: My Farewell Article.
A Graduates Farewell
6.26.04
Infant Launcher
Join me as I say good-bye to Hometown Shenanigans and to high school.
Lottery Hell
11.28.03
Infant Launcher
Jungle Bunny and I skipped school and found ourselves in lottery hell!
McBlender
11.06.03
Jungle Bunny
I don't know what I am thinking... defending McDonalds?
KIDNEY BEANS?! IN CHILI?
11.03.03
Son Pablo Renaldo
Just let me bitch for once... or twice... I lost count. Oh well.
A Second Helping
09.16.03
Mouthful of Grandma
The long awaited, but unanticipated follow up.
Sunshine Gardens
08.02.03
Jungle Bunny
My documented trip to a nudist resort in Battle Creek, Michigan...
The Rantings of a Bitter Worker
06.19.03
Son Pablo Renaldo
Writing this has given me 3 ulcers.
Ogemaw Racism
06.17.03
Infant Launcher
damn this town is racist
And You Thought You Were Safe...
04.01.03
Son Pablo Renaldo
Not even we can hide in fake surburbia hell!
In the Beginning...
02.24.03
Jungle Bunny
Ogemaw County is teeming with religous fanatics (Attention: This article contains images relative to my point, so make sure they all load and refresh the page if necessary).
Stealing is BS
02.08.03
Infant Launcher
Why is everyone ganking shit?.
Behind the Music: 440, No Catch
01.30.03
Son Pablo Renaldo
The story of the conflict that nearly destroyed 440, No Catch
Adam Had Them
01.30.03
Mouthful of Grandma
Who had the first pair of balls?
Soul Food
01.26.03
Jungle Bunny
Wouldn't anything be better than eating school food (well, besides poop or something like that)?
How To Successfully Fight and Defeat a Ninja
01.04.03
Mouthful of Grandma
Our small town is rife with ninjas, and with this guide, you'll not be caught unprepared.
Is Peace Possible?
12.29.02
Infant Launcher
An apocalyptic article about the unlikely possibilities of world piece.
A Look Into Madness
11.28.02
Mouthful of Grandma
All is not well at Hometown Shenanigans....
O.H.H.S Caste System
10.29.02
Infant Launcher
Read this indepth article about the OHHS caste system. It cures the blind, and purifies the soul.
Joe Boxer Advertising
*11.12.02*
Jungle Bunny
You'd think with a name like Joe "Boxer" they'd stick to just underwear but no... they have chairs too.
Ogemaw Heights; Whore School of the BB District!
10.12.02
Son Pablo Renaldo
The title says it all.
5 Tips to Appear Taller
10.12.02
Son Pablo Renaldo
Ever been too short to ride the Ferris Wheel or are you small enough to fit in a shirt pocket. Well read this for 5 helpful hints to get you up to size!
5 Rules to Win Any Argument
10.12.02
Son Pablo Renaldo
Self explanatory...
A Restroom Revolution!
10.07.02
Jungle Bunny
Finding yourself at the pity of secondary toilet paper, is always a reality at Ogemaw Heights. Help me fight the system and make the bathroom experience just a little better for everyone.
Ditch Diggers and the Apocalypse
10.05.02
Mouthful of Grandma
Ever laugh at unskilled laborers? Well, not after you read this!
The Commmon Bitch
10.04.02
Jungle Bunny
Weither it's filling your stables or just flexing the muscle of your authority, you better read this article about the commmon bitch.

Guest Articles...
Some people like Hometown Shenanigans so much that they write articles for us... and other people just don't feel like making their own site to post their opinions... and still, others are just trying to prove how much better they are compared to us... whatever your reason, we will be glad to post your articles here!
Title
Date
Written By:
Description
09.13.03
Brandi Vermillion
A harsh view of the people who run our school.
06.25.03
Jessica Spicuzza
Some handy info. on the skanks that roam our halls.
02.01.03
Vince Dematio
You really should have learned your lesson in D.A.R.E., six years ago... damn pot heads.
01.24.03
Matt Perry
Is swimming recognized as a sport, and if so, why don't people come to meets (Girls in question)?

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