Well, here I am... out of high school and in college now, at the tender age of 19. Naturally, I�m kicking ass in all my classes as an Electrical Engineering Major and Mathematics Minor (computer programming became a little too monotone). I can�t understand any of my professors since every one of them is of a different nationality, and it�s cold and rainy every-single-day. The campus is small though and all my classes are less than three minutes away from my dorm, which means I�m outside for a maximum of nine minutes each day -- not that it matters. It�s been getting dark around five o�clock, and since I wake up at noon most days it makes for little daylight. I�ve been running a little, and working out just a enough so that I keep my bench above 350lbs... I don�t see a point in being any stronger (just strong enough to break a child�s hands open and take their candy).

If you want some helpful advice listen closely: Don�t go to college. You heard me right. Run off to Bermuda or Jamaica and become a fisherman, live on a nice sandy beach, and watch the sunset every night across a dark-blue expanse of ocean, which reflects moonlight at times and reveals the dolphins playing offshore. Do it for me... don�t trap yourself with student loans, homework, studying, or a shitty career that will lead to the end of your inevitably unhappy, short life caused by your whore of a wife and bastard children... This isn�t how humans should live... no one should have to experience working eight hours inside a cubical, or have to attend work thinking that it might be their last because of lay-offs and company cut-backs. If life is going to be shitty, it should at least be simple, too. ...or maybe I�m just lazy... people have told me that as well.

That�s what I have been up to lately... I just wanted to give a personal, "Thanks" to the fans who visited our site every now-and-then, and sent us mail. I appreciated it, and I�m sure that the rest of the staff: Jason, Shane, and Paul appreciated it, too. I know that our run wasn�t very long and the site didn�t get that popular, but it was nice being able to write an article and have people comment on it the next day in school. We had a good run, 3 years, but it�s time to step down. I�ll keep the site up for as long as Geocities lets us, just as a standard for other kids to live up to... do I think that anyone will create a better site about Ogemaw Heights? I seriously doubt it. It doesn�t happen every day that four bored friends get together and start writing HTML, just to poke fun at their peers.

See you in Jamaica someday! I�m out...