Ogemaw Heights, Whore School of the BB District!
By: Son Pablo Renadlo

T ake any normal day, you are standing around your perfered "hang-out" before the first bell rings. The day is going along well so far. You laugh at each others stories, sometimes people cry on each others sholders, maybe the occasional groping and making out, maybe you pick on Freshmen (and oh, do they ever deserve it.) Finally the first bell rings, time's up, fun's over, get to your class and learn dammit!

Finally your first or second hour class is over, and you're walking the halls to your locker to get all your books for your AC or whatever class you go to, when out of the blue the worst thing pops into your vision, a short annoying pregnant chick. Your eyes dart, not knowing where to look, you want to be p.c. (politcally correct) but you can't help staring at this womans abnorality, so you look at her obsene stomach as you walk by. (Maybe this is just me) but later you feel disgusted and you wonder what gives those girls the gull to walk around like that. I feel they should get home schooled or something. I mean, if I can't walk around... well theres nothing equivalent for a guy so anyway.. back to the point. I just find it very disturbing that these girls can still walk around acting like nothing is wrong. I mean, you're holding life, be alittle bit more mature about it.

I know we all make mistakes and well maybe these girls did. I'm not here to pass judgement, I just would be embarrassed about it if I was pregnant, and my parents would be very confused as well as everyone else... thats a joke. I just feel like these girls should show a little bit more humility and maybe not wear such tight clothes... yeuck!
As you can probably tell I'm trying to write this and not sound like an asshole at the same time, but its nearly impossible. Obviousily these girls are major whores and deserved to be ridiculed for making this mistake. The only time that teenage girls shouldn't be teased is if by poor circumstance they are raped.

Now back to the normal day at school, you walk to your next class but you still remember the pregnant girl who is skipping around, talking about sex and other whorish things that have gotten her into that mess in the first place. She talks about sexy outfits when she didn't even look sexy when she wasn't pregnant.

I guess it all just boggles my mind, I would think that the parents or legal gaurdians of these people would be too ashamed to send these kids to school. I mean home schooling doesn't cost a fortune, but then again these parents may need to work during school, so I guess I find it somewhat honorable that these girls are still trying to finish their highschool careers and provide for a better life for their future child. But its just nasty! Call me a cheuvanist pig but I don't want to look at pregnant chicks at school, I want to see small skinny girls, or nice racks, but like my father says, "Want in one hand and poop in the other, see which one you fill first."

Ok, just so I don't sound like a total 100% sexist, guys are partly responsible too. And it is very selfish for guys to just screw the chicks and leave them. I mean, girls don't like sex as much as guys too, its a proven fact. They don't have sex for the same reason that guys do. Girls think of sex as a romantic pact (at least most of them), and guys just think of sex as a way to feel good. I mean there are things out there called condoms, they're not just balloons you get in the bathroom. I know no one payed attention in Ms. Caldwell's class but still... condoms do work, they break sometimes but 9 out of 10 times they do work.

So to recap, girls who get pregnant during their teenage years are whores, but should still be commended if they are still in school because they are at least trying to provide a better life for their child. Seriousily though, if these girls would think a little bit before falling on their backs with their legs in the air and realize what may happen then maybe their future children will live even better lives. Lives where they don't have to worry about where their next meal comes from, lives where they don't have to be teased because they only have 3 pairs of clothes to go throughout the week, lives where they don't need to worry about their parents financial troubles, a life as a child is what kids deserve and if you're not willing to give it to them, then you're not worthy to be a parent. This is Son Pablo Renaldo signing off, drive careful and god speed.

A thought from a wiser and older Son Pablo Renaldo- After hearing from many people saying how offensive this article was I only have one thing to say... I don't care. If there is one thing I can't stand its ignorance. You don't know anything, I KNOW EVERYTHING, and if that makes me look like an asshole, so be it. Thank you and have a good day.

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