I s it just me, or has anyone else noticed that we just can't seem to have marginally normal people rain oppression down upon our high school? Our school staff has not shown one sliver of sanity in any aspect. From teachers to the principal and all the jobs in between, we have probably the most diverse group of life sucking creatures roaming the halls.

Now, don't get me wrong because some of the faculty are cool in one way or another but they will always remain a miniscule minority and one should consider themselves lucky to be saved by being in one of their classes. We know who they are.

With that said, it's time to delve into the psyche of the rest of the bunch...

First of all there are the clinically sick and insane. This describes teachers who dance on a desk to demonstrate evolution, wear so much make up that a chisel is required for removal, or openly admit to their students that they yell at themselves when they're driving alone in their car.

Then there are the people who work at Ogemaw who need to get a clue. This includes people who teach subjects that it is obvious that they know really about (*cough* drama *cough cough*), and those who unprofessionally insist on dressing to blend in with the rest of the high school students (c'mon! we don't want to see that!).

Next, there are the people who are so miserable and wretched that they just feel they must make everyone else feel that way as well. There's no need to provide examples for this because it covers pretty much everyone there. You don't have to be on the Knowledge Bowl Team to know that

working + Ogemaw Heights = morbid feelings of self pity

Lastly, there are the people who are on a power trip because they think their pathetic little job gives them phenomenal cosmic powers. The best example of this is the person who suddenly want from "copy lady" to "Ma wannabe" who will not only insist on making someone late to class to measure a skirt that is below their knees, but is also SO perverted the she made a kid turn his "Charlie the Tuna" (the Starkist tuna mascot) shirt inside out and told him to never wear it again. A little ridiculous? I think yes.

I all just comes down to the fact that one can't feel safe walking around school not knowing what our principal is going to hump next...
All I can say is that you've been fairly warned so good luck and godspeed.