In the Beginning
By: Jungle Bunny

A few days ago Christians, spreading the word of God, came up to my door, knocked on it, and ranted on about something... after they realized that I wasn�t paying any attention anymore (do to the fact that I shut the door and went back to playing Mystery Date) they left a pamphlet by the door step. It was labeled "In the Beginning", and whence I opened it everything became clear (that is, after the blinding light went away)...

It featured a modern day situation with a perfect opportunity to convince us, that we are all sinners of an evil race.






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Footprints of man besides those of dinosaurs? Well sort of... I decided to do a little research on the topic and found some interesting information. Human �looking� footprints were discovered beside those of dinosaur footprints in Texas, 1908. Taking into consideration the length of these footprints, the humans that made them would have been almost 12ft. tall with a 7 foot stride! Hmm... Apparently they don�t believe in evolution but the idea that giant humanoids meandered through Texas doesn�t seem to bother them (After all "Everything�s big in Texas"!).

Later, as some more scientist studied the prints, they found that the humanoid footprints were actually dinosaur prints from the T-Rex. After the T-Rex pressed his foot into the mud, �fill-in� erased half of the print leaving only the outer two toe prints, which resemble a human�s foot. On top of this argument, other specialist agree that these are absolutely not human footprints.

Still others admit to fabricating the footprints themselves. They say that some of them were already there (the T-Rex prints)

but the other prints were faked (the ones they carved)

Carving the prints would attract visitors from tourism... and they are still getting attention today, so I guess it worked.

If you want to learn more about the Glen Rose Prints click on the links below:
The Religious Fantatics...
The Scientists...
The People Who Faked It...


Hmm... It seems like Jason was more interested in going to hell, "Bob, what do I have to do to go to hell?"... You�d think that it would be phrased the other way around. Other than that his sarcasm seemed rather out of place compared to the seriousness of the conversation... When will Jason learn? When he�s burning in hell, I�d say!


Is Bob an angel? It sure seems that way with the light effect going on in the background... I see that on Touched By an Angel all the time.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't believe everything people say or write. About 70% of it is one-sided bullshit (much like the Christian Pamphlet or this article). Just figure out what seems right to you and don't fall for the "scare tactics" that religions are using to get you to join their cause. I doubt God, who made the heavens and stars, really wants you to worship him because, if you don't, it's to hell with you! Or maybe I'm wrong and he's a giant prick.

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