W hat this school needs is not more prep-rallies, or spirit weeks, or even clowns with big red noses, to boost the student morale. All it needs is some good ol� fashion, soul food. At least that�s what I suggest...

Large buxom black women bustling in the kitchen... cookin� up an old family recipe of fried chicken and grits. Maybe throw in some black-eyed peas and diced potatoes to make things a little brighter, and if that doesn�t bring up your morale then you surely aren�t American... African American that is. But Caucasian, Black, Yellow, whatever race your are, I�m positive that a belly full of chicken prepared seven different ways will be much appreciated. Just look at the alterative... Our school makes the oddest combinations of foods: French Bread Pizza w/ Corn, or Tatter Tots and Chicken Noodle Soup... But you can�t go wrong with soul food. Everything goes on the same plate and it all taste great!

You must also consider the additional benefits of having large black ladies around... Their bubbly personalities! The only time fat black ladies get mad is when they run out of things to bake with, or they don�t have enough money to buy their ripple (You know how they love their ripple!).

I�m not saying that the current lunch ladies aren�t doing their job, because they are. Students get the daily recommended amount of nutrients and most people don�t complain. After all, who�s going to listen? No one cares that the school food is bland and the taco pizza is just regular pizza with nachos on it... The fact is, school food does just what it�s known for, it gets old...

The school lunch ladies also need to adjust their attitudes... I�m not saying it in a threatening way, because by no means could I do anything to them, even if they all decided to trip me every time I walked by with a tray in my hands, but it would be nice if they wouldn�t talk to me in such a demeaning tone. Now, I�m sure that it can be irritating serving hundreds of immature students trying to pull off stupid stunts... then they have those kids who forgot their IDcards and get all pissed off that they can�t buy lunch (which is a useless fucking system anyway), but I didn�t forget my card and I didn�t poke my finger in the pizza, so why the hell should they be "fed-up" with me? Because their stupid bitches, that�s why...

So fire them whiteys and hire some soul power! It�s about time we get an African-American staff... even if there would be a good chance of finding a cigarette-butt mixed in with your vegetables.