By: Jungle Bunny
When using the word "bitch", I am referring to those people who easily submit to people�s wishes, and can�t stand up for themselves (usually boys). The term prisoners use for their "lovers" is extremely close to the same definition I want you to think of... except they don�t get it up the corn-hole and... stuff.
I wouldn�t say that I�m a worldly person but from my limited experiences, I could derive that bitches aren�t found but occur out of natural selection. You just can�t make anyone your bitch. They have to want to be your bitch, and more than that, they must have the ideal personality to become a bitch.
Think of people as mules for a second. The majority are stubborn, reluctant to follow orders unless they have a motive. Although the majority of mules are independent, there is a small percentage that follow any order given. Bitches are the equivalent of these easily persuaded mules.
Bitches are usually found early in a person�s life, when friendships aren�t yet forged and the awkwardness of puberty leaves everyone an outcast. These pre-bitches (I call them pre-bitches because they aren�t really ful-fledged bitches yet) are lost, seeking conformity, and the safety of numbers. Awkward and eerie no one wants anything to do with them. They desperately cling to someone, anyone...
Most are too shy to approach the "higher" status of people so they seek the lower ranks for a place to blend in. We all know that the "lower" ranks are no place for a young boy. It is filled with delinquents, hard-asses, and many other unsociables. Here the bitch is formed. Easily submitable and intimidated, the shy become the bitches and fly on the whims of the lower ranks. The process begins and a very unique personality will be formed.
As the years go on and the teasing mounts, the bitch starts to question his "friends" and grows more independent. I�ve seen this happen and it usually ends up very bitter. It can be avoided though, and you could end up the happy owner of a satisfied bitch. It sounds odd, but your bitch needs some respect. Just enough for him to believe that he is part of the group, but not too much. There is nothing worse than an oppressed bitch becoming too cocky.
Stand up for you bitch! Don�t let other people harass your property. Soon, if all is left alone, your bitch will be snatched up from under you, leaving someone (you) in the cold. Time and experience. That�s all I can say, and all you need to become a great bitch handler. Just remember not to fill your stables with too many bitches... over crowding and jealously could lead to a revolt.
It seems odd that a person so backwardly shy could finally stand up for himself after years of repression and mountains of insults, but he can. Constant teasing doesn�t seem to bury a person, but instead, builds up pressure and explodes much like a volcano. I�m sure that psychologists have a term for that, which would make me sound smart if I were to use it... yeah, anyway...
The worst thing that could possibly happen, if your bitch decides to leave you, would be him finding another friend. Now he doesn�t need you to fit in. He could even become president! The only way out of this one, would be to destroy the relationship he has formed. It sounds simple because they only met a little while ago, but many complications could arise. My only advice is to not become too obsessed with getting your bitch back. It probably isn�t worth it in the long run.
A less severe possibility would be your bitch getting mad and leaving you for a few days. Don�t worry. Chances are, if he is the shy type, he won�t find a new friend and become so stressed out and awkward feeling that he will show up in a few days, wanting to fit in once again.
Like I said above... give your bitch some respect and chances are, none of these problems will occur.
Ok, so your bitch is gone and you are all alone. If you are young, there is a chance of finding a new bitch, but if you�re already in high school, forget it. Most of the bitches are taken or have already formed tight little "bitch" groups. Just look for an alternative. Make friends...
I know you�ve spent half of your youth picking on people, and creating a deplored reputation, so just stop. Nobody wants to be bossed around and its much easier to persuade people out of friendship than fear. You should have realized that a long time ago.