So this picture sucks, blow me.

Today, I stood in line for lunch. I being quite the large man was kind of hungry. My stomach was growling slightly and I didn�t care what was for lunch I was just that hungry. So I went up, got in line and waited like a good student. A student who turns in all of his homework and gets good grades, I do everything that society tells me to do and what do I get in return. To have some ditzy dumb bitches cut me in the lunch line. These whores who go out and try to get with all the beer drinking losers to get felt up and what not deserve to be fed a boot sandwich by yours truly not get �cutsies.� I�m tired of this horse-shit. Normally when one person cuts me I�m not offended, I mean I am large, and do have a great appetite but I can wait a few seconds if one person just has to be a cock about it. I can swallow my pride and go on with life but when four obnoxious bitches who don�t even know me cut me then it�s personal.

I should�ve said something to these whores but they had some fruity faggot with them who would probably slap me with a sexual harassment suit and then I�d get thrown in jail. And then I�d be called a homo-phob. Being 18 sucks, die before it happens to you. So I stood there suppressing all my anger. I just want to get through high school under the radar from anything. But sometimes I just have to lash out at something and this time I have to lash out in my own personal way at this. And another thing that pisses me off is that my A.C. teacher does some stupid student of the week thing where she puts your picture on the wall and makes you look like an ass. For some reason I was chosen, I don�t do anything in there.

Why can�t we segregate our classes from obvious shit-heads to just kids who want to get the hell out of this podunk town and on with their petty lives? It would save everyone a whole lot of grief, and hell they already started doing that, look at F.O.R.C.E. Acronym for something stupid to make those jerk-offs up in the annex look special when they just want to live their lives with a bleak existence. More Horseshit if you ask me.

Let�s take this formula...

X(y+a)> 100

x = The number of times you skipped school in your lifetime

y = The number of detentions, suspensions, canings, fingers lost because you stole something, etc. etc.

a = The sheer I hate you factor of 99

If you take this formula and you score exceeds 100 I hate you and you should be in a some room where they teach kids by having sit and do nothing for the rest of their lives because they're obviousily going to fail.

According to this formula I hate myself too so it all works out! I'm doomed fo fail too, the world is full of hypocrites, get used to it.

So anyway back to the lunch room today, I got my food and sat with some friends and quietly began to eat. We sat at any ol� table but the same bitches who cut me had the audacity to walk by saying �Oh, we�d sit here but someone took our table!� Trying to be all nonchalantly, but if I remember correctly we sat at that table for a few weeks, those bitches must be insane. Its people like that that make me think we should reinstitute corporal punishment in schools. Kids don�t respect adults, kids piss on the thought of even thinking about respecting anyone. Kids need to be slapped around to learn. I think teachers should slap a kid if they forget anything. Our school should be ruled with an iron fist and people should be decked with the same fist if they piss around. I�m tired of working hard just to pass a class, and getting pissed on by other people or by our administration. I don�t want attention, I don�t want praise, and I don�t want anything from you bastards. I just want my diploma so I can forget these 4 years of my life. Best time of my life, my ass.

And you know the worst part. I finally made it up to the cashier and one of the dumb whores forgot her id card. (which it's stupid we need to use them anyway, even if we don't have any money on our account we still use them. Why they hell should they care if I pay for my lunch or not?) and the lunch lady said she'd have to go back at the end of the line. Finally I thought "some retribution" but then she said "But... I'll let it go..." Well that pissed me off then the bitch didn't have enough money on her account to pay for the lunch. But still she did some vow or something saying she'd bring the money tomorrow... what kind of dumb ass shit is that? If you want a cd you don't beg the cashier to take it and bring the money next time you shop there. What if the bitch never brings the money then our school gets jewed out of the money and that bitch will tell other bitches what pushovers our lunch ladies are and everyone will be forgetting money and the cost for lunch will sky-rocket leaving the kids who actually pay for lunch with ACTUAL CASH screwed.

Ok so this article was very off topic and went about as smoothly as the first time I ever have sex will be. Don�t judge me you bastards look at yourself, you pedophilic, whoring, drunken, stoned, hicks who think a Friday night is best sitting on a fence drinking beer and talking shit about the one kid in your class you gives a shit about something.