Stop Stealing! By: Infant_Launcher
The increase in stealing this year is substantial; I have never really had a problem with it until this year. Maybe it�s a new fad; do people get a kick out of taking my planner? I have had to buy 4 planners this year, that�s $20 in planners alone! If I ever see someone taking my planner, rest assured I will probably either:
This year I have had the following stolen:
Needless to say that there are a lot of kids in our school that either can�t afford things for themselves, or think that stealing petty items makes them gangsta�s and criminals (they probably tell their girl friends or boy friends how dangerous they are for ganking a pen).
If you see someone taking your shit, I suggest beating the crap out of them, or if the kid looks like he can take you, find a friend that can beat him up. I�m sure stealing will lower again if the consequences are higher, such as a day in the hospital with some broken ribs (maybe rubbing their face in snow would suffice but broken ribs seems to offer more incentive to stop stealing). Maybe even resurrecting the act of giving people swirlies would help.
If everyone could just keep their skanky little paws off of other peoples shit, then I�m sure school will be a little better for all of us.
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