Stop Stealing!
By: Infant_Launcher


In this article I have to talk about a major problem with our school. Most schools have this problem, but I have really seen an increase this year, maybe its all those freshmen, who knows? Well, the problem I�m talking about is stealing, yeah that�s right. It�s seriously pissing me off, why can�t kids keep there dirty little hands off my things? Even if they can�t afford their own book bag, it gives them no damn right to take mine, especially when my gym clothes, planner, and notebooks are in it. You know it�s a problem when I can�t even set a pen down without watching it like a hawk. Even then people try to take it, damn morons, they should buy their own fucking pens.

The increase in stealing this year is substantial; I have never really had a problem with it until this year. Maybe it�s a new fad; do people get a kick out of taking my planner? I have had to buy 4 planners this year, that�s $20 in planners alone! If I ever see someone taking my planner, rest assured I will probably either:

  • Beat the snot out of them
    or
  • If they�re really big and strong I�ll just do something to their locker or car or whatever.

    This year I have had the following stolen:

  • 4 planners
  • 1 Book Bag full of gym and school stuff
  • 5 pens
  • 2 necklaces

    Needless to say that there are a lot of kids in our school that either can�t afford things for themselves, or think that stealing petty items makes them gangsta�s and criminals (they probably tell their girl friends or boy friends how dangerous they are for ganking a pen).

    If you see someone taking your shit, I suggest beating the crap out of them, or if the kid looks like he can take you, find a friend that can beat him up. I�m sure stealing will lower again if the consequences are higher, such as a day in the hospital with some broken ribs (maybe rubbing their face in snow would suffice but broken ribs seems to offer more incentive to stop stealing). Maybe even resurrecting the act of giving people swirlies would help.

    If everyone could just keep their skanky little paws off of other peoples shit, then I�m sure school will be a little better for all of us.

    Do you have any questions or comments? Feel free to e-mail them too me at [email protected]

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