roleplays RAMPAGE WORLD WRESTLING

PSI On Dinner and a Movie

PSI makes a special guest apperance on TBS' "Dinner and a Movie" program. Most people who were in RWW with me during my run will tell you this is my most memorable roleplay. Although at the time I was quite happy with it and personally thought it was hilarious, these days it just doesn't suit my style. It is slightly tainted as well, since pretty much everyone mentioned in this roleplay has either signed with WWE or TNA (or both) since it was written. Oh well. Anyway, enjoy some good old WCW bashing. Dean Cain has a cameo (which makes it better, right?)

Original Post Date: July 23, 2001

PSI in Jolly Old England

Another roleplay that got a huge reaction when it was posted. PSI travels to England so The Boy can study up on Lancelot by absorbing his culture. Ringo makes a special guest appearance.

Original Post Date: August 11, 2001

The Boy Sends a Message to Killer Insinct

The Boy talks to Michael Cole, as the buildup to Monday Gold intensifies. He speaks on his first-ever main event: a nontitle steel cage match against the World Champ Killer Insinct. It is somewhat of a face promo, as The Boy had become more of a face for a brief period of time during the initial invasion of RWW.

Original Post Date: August 26, 2001

The Boy on Fear Factor

The Boy and Tommy Dee go on "Fear Factor" through the help of another phony contract. We are on the show to prepare for our tag match against Stupac and Matt Mathers. The entire concept is based on Stupac's catchphrase about Facing Your Fears and his finisher known as The Fear Factor.

Original Post Date: September 29, 2001

The Boy On the Fixed Game Show

The Boy decides that if he is going to become World Champion, he better know some geography so that he can best represent the entire globe. Not wanting to lose, he goes on a kid's show, thanks to one of those handy contracts he used to break out to do...anything he wanted. One kid cries, another is threatened.

Original Post Date: October 9, 2001

The Boy Will Be There For You

The Boy films a guest appearane on the hit show "Friends." Michael Cole comes by for an interview, Brad Pitt stops by, and David Arquette is beaten up. Far too much of a reference to real-life wrestling really, but every wrestling fan in the world kinda wants to beat Arquette up for tarinishing the WCW Title, don't they?

Original Post Date: October 18, 2001

Before Devil's Night

The Boy is interviewed by Michael Cole just prior to his big World Title Match against Stupac at Devil's Night 2001.

Original Post Date: October 28, 2001

The Boy and Stupac on Larry King

Stupac and The Boy get onto Larry King's show (thanks to another handy contract) to try and let Larry's viewers know that there were too many degenerates on TV today (of course the degenerates were all of the PSI enemies at the time).

Original Post Date: November 8, 2001

The Boy Tells a Story

From the height of the Mercy/PSI feud. I figured the whole idea of a couple of brave (in their minds anyway) men going up against the "evil" force of The Sickness sounded like a really cheezy story. It made more sense at the time. Tommy Dee tries to hit on the teacher and Stupac eats glue.

Original Post Date: November 16, 2001

PSI of The Round Table

Having already gone to England to study on up Lancelot, PSI decides to "travel back in time" to the days of the real-life Lancelot. The only way this is possible is to go to one of those awful medieval fairs. There's a good old fashioned White Dragon reference and I pick on the horribly bad film, "Black Knight" starrting Martin Lawrence (you won't remember it, no one does, but it was being released at the same time, by chance). Martin Lawrence guest stars...and is beaten. I wish.

Original Post Date: November 22, 2001

The Boy Holds a Press Conference

The Boy holds his very own press conference, to announce that he is personally attempting to revive the Hardcore Championship that Big E threw in a river. Unfortunately, only Michael Cole arrives for the conference. Features the classic line about Dan Coil.

Original Post Date: January 17, 2002

The Boy at The Hoover Dam

The Boy arrives in Las Vegas for the Deadly Sins pay per view and makes a promotional appearance at the Hoover Dam. Although he spends more time trying to hit on the tour guide. Notice that wherever The Boy goes is another young, attractive, single woman for him to hit on? Crazy.

Original Post Date: February 22, 2002

Re-Defining RWW

Yes, it is an in-ring promo, which I hate, but it is at least a good one. Trust me. The Boy heads to the ring and defines some words he feels best describes some of the other superstars on the RWW roster. Noteworthy for showing just how psychotic The Boy had become.

Original Post Date: February 28, 2002

To Turn a Phrase...

The Boy and Michael Cole actually engage in a battle of words that involves using a plethora of old sayings and expressions, as The Boy discusses his enemies.

Original Post Date: March 7, 2002

The Boy Adds a Stipulation - Blaze of Glory 2002

From the height of the classic feud with Jay Zee. The Boy meets Michael Cole at the old PSI Bar and Grill to announce he's adding a stipulation to his match against Jay Zee at Blaze of Glory...a ladder match with the rights to PSI suspended above the ring.

Original Post Date: March 29, 2002

God Save The Queen: The Boy Sends Crippler Back to England

My first RP as the Undisupted Champion. It is also my first real face promo too. Basically, I talk to Michael Cole about how awful Chris Crippler is. As per my running gag, someone mistakes me for Stupac.

Boy to the Future

Memorable for the style of quick, light banter that I love so, much like the way George Clooney and Brad Pitt talked to each other in "Ocean's Eleven." The Boy and Stupac try to steal a fake DeLorean car to travel back in time, as in "Back to the Future." The reason why is never entirely clear. A hobo makes a special guest appearance.

Original Post Date: September 6, 2002

I Want My Nickel Back

My first RP as a member of the nWo (and last?). The Boy meets with Nickelback because he is demanding they pay HIM for using THEIR song. The second-ever roleplay where I called myself "The One and ONLY UberStar!" Nickelback guest stars, including the one guy who left that they had to replace.

Original Post Date: December 5, 2002

A Star is Born

This is the first part in "The Simon Phoenix Saga." The Boy attempts to shoot his own sitcom. The particular episode that is being shot is a reference to an old TV standby...the bad neighbours episode. Because I was feuding with both Phoenix and Stupac at the time, I had my neighbours pretend to be them. Brendan Fraser (Phoenix) and Adam West (Stupac) guest star. No joke.

Simon Sez

Part Deux. This entire roleplay is me making fun of Phoenix's cliche catchphrase of "Simon Says." Thus, I go to an old folks home and play the game with them. You'll see what I mean if you click on it. Pamela Paulshock interviews me instead of the usual Michael Cole, as RWW refused to allow any characters that were under contract elsewhere. It's not as fun that way. *sigh*

Marital Issues

Number three. This RP came to me from a suggestion from my old pal Mercy. I was complaining to him that I didn't understand the logic behind Simon Phoenix's roleplays as of late. Phoenix kept talking about me, but acting as though he didn't know who I was. Which was strange, since I had been feuding with him for about a month by this point. I didn't get it. Mercy told me my problem was that I just hadn't "opened up" and let him see "the real Scott Hellings." Thus, The Boy goes to a couples therapist with a standin Simon Phoenix...of sorts. There's also a reference to how for a while there, all Simon Phoenix ever did in his roleplays was provide summaries of TNA events (???).

Operators Are Standing By

The end of our saga. This time, I abuse how Phoenix always talked about being "The Franchise." The Boy, not knowing what that meant, interprets it an unusual manner and his own personal infomerical is the result.