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THE BOY ON THE FIXED GAME SHOW
(The scene opens up with the intro to a children's game show entitled "Geography Challenge." As
the intro comes to an end the host of the show, Chuck, comes out and intorduces us to the competitors.)
CHUCK-
"Hi and welcome to Geography Challenge! Let me introduce our players for today's show.
First up we have Bobby, who is ten and from Seattle. Welcome Bobby! (The camera cuts and
shows Bobby, who waves at the camera.) Next up we have Debbie, who is nine and from
San Diego. Welcome to the show Debbie! (The camera pans to the left and shows Debbie, who
smiles.) And lastly, well....folks. I have to admit-we were mislead. We though we got a phone call
from a parent who said his boy wanted to come on the show. However, we misheard and instead
it was some guy who was telling us The Boy from Rampage World Wrestling is here to compete. (The camera
pans to the left once more and shows Scott Hellings sitting behind his podium. He is wearing
a black RWW shirt and he waves at the camera.)"
HELLINGS-
"Thanks for having me on the show, Chuck."
CHUCK-
"You are too old to play the show, but apparently you signed some sort of contract with our
producers that allows you to compete. So just sit there, shut up, and let the kids win."
HELLINGS-
"Uh...can't do that Chuck. I'm here to brush up on my geography, as I will soon be the RWW
World Champion. And I feel that if I am going to be the world champion, I have to be an ambassador
for the entire world. And this show should help me learn all about the wonderful world in which we live."
CHUCK-(Annoyed and talking out of the side of his mouth)
"Let the damn kids win you idiot!"
HELLINGS-
"Let them win? Excuse me? You want me to let Debbie here win? Come on,
Chuck! She has to be the ugliest kid I have EVER seen! (Debbie starts to cry as Chuck listens
in horor from behind his desk.) Look at her smile! It's hideous! I'm doing her a favor by beating her, it helps
her get used to all the disappointments in life she will have to endure! Besides, I'm gonna win anyway. After all, I am
The Boy and that means I am The Best!"
CHUCK-(Sighs)
"Let's just get on with the first round. Every question is worth one hundred dollars. Put your hands
on your buzzers and get ready to answer this question. What South American country is home
to the majestic Angel Falls?"
(Bobby buzzes in.)
BOBBY-
"Venezuela!"
CHUCK-
"That's correct for one hundred dollars!"
HELLINGS-
"Hang on a second! He made that up! There is no country called (making quotation marks with his
fingers) Venezuela! Bobby is lying and I demand there be reprecussions!"
DEBBIE-
"No, he's not! That's the right answer!"
HELLINGS-
"Hey! Stay out of this! This is between me and Bobby! So just shut up over there, ugly!"
(Debbie starts to cry again.)
BOBBY-
"She's not ugly!"
HELLINGS-
"Yeah she is! She's hideous! Look at her, her face looks like Picasso made it! It's not
natural, it's disgusting!"
BOBBY-
"She's not ugly!"
HELLINGS-
"Is too!"
BOBBY-
"Is not!"
HELLINGS-
"Is too!"
(As Debbie continues to cry away, a few technicians try to comfort her. Chuck reaches into
his pocket and pulls out a silver flask and takes a long drink.)
CHUCK-
"We'll be back after this commerical break!"
(The camera fades out and goes to commerical. The scene opens up once again moments later. Debbie has left the show and
now only Bobby, with $100 and The Boy, with 0 dollars remain.)
CHUCK-
"We're back. We will now begin the second round. For two hundred dollars.....what is the capital city of Indonesia?"
(Hellings buzzes in.)
HELLINGS-
"Rome!"
CHUCK-
"Incorrect. Rome's in Italy...idiot."
(Bobby buzzes in.)
BOBBY-
"Jakarta?"
CHUCK-
"That's right for two hundred dollars!"
HELLINGS-
"I don't believe this! This show is fixed! I hope one day they make a movie about this sort of thing!"
BOBBY-
"They did. It was called Quiz Show you dummy."
HELLINGS-
"And now the kid is trying to show me up on movie trivia! I can't take it anymore! This place is crooked! I know it, you know it, the whole damn world knows it!"
CHUCK-
"No it isn't you moron! You keep getting the answers wrong!"
HELLINGS-
"You know something? The RWW needs to hire new agents! I'm stuck on a corrupt children's quiz show! This sort of thing just has to stop!"
CHUCK-
"If you're finished, can we move on?"
HELLINGS-
"Please!"
CHUCK-
"For two hundred dollars, what country has borders on Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Iran and Afghanistan?"
(Bobby buzzes in)
BOBBY-
"Turkmenistan!"
CHUCK-
"That exactly right!"
HELLINGS-
"Okay, okay. You made that one up for sure! This kid's been given all the answers! I demand satisfaction!"
CHUCK-
"Uh, oh. I think I hear the siren for the end of the round! (Chuck coughs and the siren goes.) Oh darn! That means
this round is over and Scott, you won't get to go on to our bonus round! Too bad. Well, it's been......an adventure
having you here. Now leave! (Shouts off stage) Security!"
(Two large security men come and drag Hellings away.)
HELLINGS-(shouting to Bobby)
"FINE! I just hope you can sleep at night Bobby, knowing they rigged the damn game!"
BOBBY-
"You're a sore loser!"
HELLINGS-
"Yeah, and you're a cheater! Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater!"
BOBBY-
"Shut up!"
HELLINGS-
"You're a cheater AND you have the hots for Debbie!"
BOBBY-
"Do not!"
HELLINGS-
"Yes you do! Bobby and Debbie sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First..."
BOBBY-
"Shut up! You're just upset because you got beat by a kid!"
HELLINGS-
"Yeah? Well you know something Bobby? Santa Claus ain't real you know!"
BOBBY-
"Neither is wrestling!"
HELLINGS-
"THAT'S IT! LET ME AT HIM!"
(As Hellings tries to grab for Bobby, the camera fades out into commerical break and into black.)
  
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