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roleplays
NO SURRENDER WRESTLING
Layaway Plan
Introductory roleplay. The Boy goes to the NSW offices and starts putting his name on everything, convinced that it will all belong to him soon enough anyway.
The Origins of the North American Legend
The Boy works out in a gym and declares that as soon as he beats David Lee for the US Title, he will have to expand on being The Canadian Legend to the North American Legend. A guy gets hurt and interviewer JC Hogan is attacked.
A Public Service Announcement
The Boy purchases his own air time to let David Lee learn how to cope with his impending loss. The creation of the Red and White Ribbon Campaign.
Doctor Recommended
The Boy goes to a doctor's office to get David Lee a note that will excuse him from their match. I also bastardize ABBA's "Waterloo." I don't know why either.
David Lee, We Hardly Knew Ye
The roleplay that puts the "fun" in funeral. The Boy hosts a phony funeral for David Lee's career, insisting it will be over as soon as he loses.
Welcome to Mount Crush-More!
The Boy, fresh off his big US Title win, is given a well-deserved week off and head to Mount Rushmore to explain that, like the Presidents, he too is on top of the mountain.
There is No "I" in Team and There is No Use for You
The Boy discusses his tag match and why he doesn't even need a partner, all while crashing someone's picnic.
All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
The Boy goes to a kindergarten classroom to talk about his tag match.
Remember the Alamo, Forget Genocide
The Boy goes to the Alamo, to compare the fight that when on there to the fight he will face in the triple threat match for his US Title at Genocide.
A Rudy-Mentary Matchup
The Boy heads to South Bend, Indiana, the home of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, the alma matter of football legend Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger. He explains that, while Rudy was the typical underdog, there will be no miracles taking place at Genocide.
Mistaken Identity, Persistent Indemnity
The Boy pretends to be quitting NSW, having felt the full brunt of Jake Hero's words. Then, he reveals the truth and really lets Jake Hero know how he feels about him.
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