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MEMORABLE QUOTES
QUOTES FROM RWW
"What's a Stupac?"
-The Boy first hears of Stupac, taken from his first-ever roleplay, "The Boy in Rampage World Wrestling."
"Yeah talk about a guy who is pretty indecisive! What will this be, his fifteenth comeback this month?"
-The Boy on Big Daddy Bruce's declaration that he will return to the ring to take out the invading factions. Taken from "PSI in Dallas"
"It's kinda like Pavlov and his dog."
-The Boy watches Ric Flair "Woo" on command, taken from "PSI on Dinner and a Movie"
"It's all about atmosphere, Jay! We are in Sherwood Forest, home of Robin Hood! I need someone to dress up like Robin Hood so I can get a good feeling for it."
-The Boy explains that he needs the right atmosphere to get a fix on Lancelot, taken from "PSI in Jolly Old England"
"Come Monday I will show him what killer instinct is really all about. It's not a name, it's about desire and he doesn't have it."
-The Boy tells Michael Cole that he is ready for Killer Instinct, taken from "The Boy Sends a Message to Killer Instinct"
"I couldn't resist the temptation of live TV."
-The Boy makes cheap plug on the hit show, Fear Factor..only to find out that the show is taped, taken from "The Boy on Fear Factor"
"Anyway, with reincarnation you just keep on dying and being born again until you reach a state of perfection. So, obviously-I'm already there! After I die this time around, I'm done!"
-The Boy discusses karma, taken from "Land of the Rising Sun"
"I'm here to brush up on my geography, as I will soon be the RWW World Champion. And I feel that if I am going to be the world champion, I have to be an ambassador for the entire world. And this show should help me learn all about the wonderful world in which we live."
-The Boy explains his motivation for being on a children's game show, taken from "The Boy on the Fixed Game Show"
"Maybe it turns you into a talentless, whiny wrestler. It's the only symptoms he's been showing."
-The Boy attempts to determine the symptoms of The Sickness. Taken from "House Call"
"The Impact Playaz are a bunch of guys who can't wrestle or spell. After all, the last time I checked it was P-L-A-Y-E-R-S, players. And their leader? Well the only thing Stupac is legendary for is losing to me time after time."
-The Boy mocks his rivals, taken from "The Boy Will Be There For You"
"Devil's Night is an appropriate name for the pay per view, Mick. It's halloween and halloween is known for ghosts, goblins and witches. A fitting scenario for our champion, who tells everyone to face their fears. Well, whatever it is that Stu is afraid of, whether it be vampires or clowns-he will have to face up to one thing. And that is losing his world championship to me at Devil's Night."
-The Boy explains that Stupac is going to lose, taken from "The Boy Will Be There For You"
"War and Peace was a shorter epic than the trials and tribulations of Mercy's family!"
-The Boy mocks Mercy's family struggles, taken from "Before Devil's Night"
"Although, I must say that I do feel very bad for Tommy. After all, Mercy has a match and he doesn't! That's awful!"
-The Boy explains he pities Tommy Dee for not having a match at Devil's Night when Mercy does, taken from "Before Devil's Night"
"Oh yeah, it's right up there with the best. I mean, I've been in some epics before, but that was AMAZING!"
-The Boy on his fixed match with Stupac, taken from "After Devil's Night"
"I was in a state of shock for a good couple of hours. I mean, not so much that he won and all, but because someone actually let him be on a pay per view, TWICE!"
-The Boy questions why Mercy was given two matches on one card, taken from "After Devil's Night."
"Yeah, I know. I'm thinking of getting her mad at me for turning my back on my brother, leaving her, getting back with her and asking her to marry me, all the while complaining about her being gone nonstop."
-The Boy mocks Mercy's love life, taken from "After Devil's Night."
"In all fairness, I'm impressed they were able to speak such fluent English for that long."
-The Boy explains that, while K Dogg and Too Tuff's GNC commercial was awful, it should be reverred for having them speak somewhat normally for 30 seconds, taken from "The Boy and Stupac on Larry King"
"They could not, will not beat us-we have a guy like Rob Van Dam / I do not like him, but he's no damn I AM!"
-The Boy shows up Dr. Seuss, taken from "The Boy Tells a Story"
"Listen, I know you're a knight and all and I need you to do something for me. I know this woman, I think she's a witch! I know how you hate witches! Anyway, she seems to have given her fiance the power to make people ill, she MUST be a witch!"
-The Boy tries to enlist help for his quest to get rid of Mercy, taken from "PSI of the Round Table"
"I had to buy an English-Crappy Wrestler Dictionary the other day just to decipher his latest promo!"
-The Boy on K Dogg and Too Tuff, taken from "Where my Dogs At?"
"And what the heck is a K Dogg? Is it related to a Snoop Dogg?"
-The Boy tries to determine the origins of K Dogg's name, taken from "Where My Dogs At?"
"There are two problems with that. Number one, K Dogg won't be making it to the finals of the tournament. Number two, and I'll make this monosyllabic for both K Dogg and your readers to understand: ME NO BELT. NO HAVE TITLE. WE NO FIGHT."
-The Boy explains to K Dogg that his challenge for the Intercontinental Title can't possibly happen. Taken from "Going to the Chapel"
"It's a couple of things called logic and math. Lancelot books me against himself in a number one contenders match at Retaliation. I beat him, badly. Logic would assume dictate that I am the number one contender. Yet, all of a sudden, we have five number one contenders! And how the HELLings did Lancelot get in there? He lost to me! He doesn't deserve to be in there!"
-The Boy talks about who the number one contendership, taken from "A Presentation."
"At least you're not suffering alone. It's a scientific fact that 9 out of 10 people get sick from just watching a Mercy match period!"
-The Boy on how many people are suffering from watching Mercy’s matches, taken from "A Presentation."
"Because, let's face it, Too Tuff is no stranger to cells. I mean, the guy is a self-proclaimed thug. Obviously, at one point or another he must have had some sort of run-in with the law...Too Tuff will be too busy regressing back to old memories of being locked in a cell, worrying about dropping the soap!"
-The Boy explains why Too Tuff will not be a threat in the Hell in a Cell match, taken from "Challenging Jay Zee"
"Jay thinks that I have ruined his precious PSI. Well good! You see, Jay and I trained together up in Canada, Michael Cole. I was the youngest guy there, hence the name 'The Boy.' But you see, I was better than everyone there. I was definitely better than Mr. Style Jay Zee! But Jay had influence around there. He convinced the instructors to not let me graduate from the school. He told them I was too young! What it came down to was that he knew I was better than him and he didn't want to have me show him up! I was so devastated, I quit wrestling. I became a successful businessman, but one night I was watching television. I turned on The Fox Network and came across this new show Rampage World Wrestling. And there was my good friend Jay, with the US Title around his waist. I picked up the phone, made some calls and convinced Rob Gamble to give me a job."
-The Boy insists PSI is better than ever, taken from "Challenging Jay Zee"
"Now I would love to face Jay at Revelations, but that can't happen. I am already in the main event. Remember those Jay? Main events? Of course you don't! You were never as big a star as you claim to be!"
-The Boy mocks Jay Zee, taken from "Challenging Jay Zee"
"Next, I have to take out El Hombre for copyright infringement. I mean, calling himself the man is SUCH an obvious rip-off of me!"
-discussing El Hombre, taken from "Border Crossing."
"If you are gonna be a gloomy Gest, then don't even bother showing up!"
-The Boy tells Damon Gest not to ruin his premature victory party, taken from "Going to Disneyland"
"What is more elusive? What is harder to find? Big Foot, The Loch Ness Monster, Dan Coil's winning streak or the one person who actually still cares about Dan Coil?"
-The Boy mocks Dan Coil, taken from "Going to Disneyland"
"It's all about context, Mick. I wasn't going to hit him! I was simply going to polish the World Title, to try and get some of that 'sickness' off of it, so it was ready for me to wear as soon as I won!"
-The Boy explains he wasn't going to hit Mercy with the title belt at Temptation, taken from "Rallying the Troops"
"They want to cash in on my fame and fortune, that's why! Jay names his own little group named after PSI, not because he's upset that I ruined it or anything. No, he just hopes that he can sell a few t-shirts and people will care about him again, all because he's attached to the initials P. S. I. ! And Kirk Slater? He was sitting at home and realized that no one cares about him anymore. So what does he do? He decides he might want to make a comeback! Why? Because he is hoping that just being in my presence will make him feel important again!"
-The Boy attempts to explain the reason for Jay's comeback. Taken from "In the Spotlight."
"Las Vegas is a city reknowned for its legendary performers! And after Deadly Sins, another name is going to be added to that list! You are going to have Elvis, Wayne Newton, Siegfried and Roy and The Boy! Because I am going into Deadly Sins, and I am walking out on top, just like I always do!"
-The Boy gives himself a cheap plug, taken from "The Boy at the Hoover Dam"
"Borrowed time is defined as being exactly what the RWW Champion is currently on! You see, Too Tuff, that belt is rightfully mine. I had it won at Temptation until Jay Zee got involved. So, the first chance I get, that belt is coming home. So do yourself a favor and get a couple of Polaroids with you and that title, because you won't get the opportunity to do so again for a LONG time! And, as a point of reference for all, it says here to also look up TRANSITIONAL CHAMPION."
-The Boy sends a message to the champion, Too Tuff, taken from "Re-Defining RWW"
"What's not fair is allowing a bunch of has-beens like Jay Zee and the rest of The Flabby Four come back to RWW! Those guys are determined to take what is rightfully mine-the spotlight! Centre stage!"
-The Boy’s take on Jay Zee, Legend Inc, Bombtrack, and Big Daddy Bruce, taken from “The Boy Adds a Stipulation – Blaze of Glory 2002”
"Inside that briefcase are legal documents. The person who wins the match, that being me, will then officially own the trademark PSI! And once I climb that ladder and grab that very briefcase, I will not have only beat Jay so bad he will never be able to wrestle again, but I will also humiliate him by taking away his precious PSI! And then I will never have to worry about Jay Zee ever again!"
-The Boy describes how he will end Jay Zee's career, taken from "The Boy Adds a Stipulation - Blaze of Glory 2002"
"I hate most people, but love myself."
-The Boy explains his mentality, taken from "Nostradammit...The Boy Visits a Psychic."
"By the way, what kind of name is Master T anyway? Is he like Mr. T's cousin or something? And what exactly is he the master of? Tea? I don't get it and, quite frankly, I don't want it!"
-The Boy trying to figure out who Master T is, taken from "Having a Midlife Crisis? Join the nWo Today!"
"Of course not. You see, I treat Bruce lightly because he treats ME lightly! He treats everyone on the RWW roster lightly! See what guys like BDB and Bombtrack don't realise is that their time has passed! Their glory days are behind them! It is time for stars such as myself and Pantera and Kiddzi and Thumbscrewz and whoevever else to step forward and make a name for themself! And I did just that on Sunday! But guys like Bombtrack and BDB live in the past Cole, they can't see that they can no longer compete with the youth of this federation. So perhaps I will give Bruce respect when he gives me respect!"
-The Boy explains his disdain for Big Daddy Bruce, taken from "God Save the Queen"
"Perhaps we could somehow get a wayback machine and travel back in time to a point in human history when Bruce was still considered a good wrestler, or otherwise I would guarantee that his days as a champion are numbered."
-The Boy on his match with BDB at BattleLines, taken from "A Few Good Men and One Great Boy."
"We are not going to possibly compromise this mission because of a chocolate bar and Chevy Chase movie. He has to go."
-The Boy tells Stupac that the hobo, Fred, is not a part of their plan, taken from "Boy to the Future"
"The only people who are insane is the nWo, if they think for one minute they can beat The Boy, RWW's true ultra-star!"
COLE-
"Ultra-star?"
HELLINGS-
"You're right, that sucks. How about...UBER-STAR!"
COLE-
"Uber-star?"
HELLINGS-
"That's right Mick! I am Scott Hellings, RWW's first-ever Uber-Star!
-The birth of the UBERstar, taken from "There's No Business Like Show Business"
"It means I'm guaranteed another person in the Thomason family for me to beat!"
-The Boy, on the announcement Mercy is going to be a father, taken from "There's No Business Like Show Business"
"By keeping me out of Caged Rage and putting those nobodies in the match, Stu Osborne is suggesting that they are my equal! Treating everyone as equals when they most certainly are not is communism Cole and I won't stand for it! Why else do you think the main colour in the RWW logo is red?"
-The Boy complains that he is not a part of Caged Rage, taken from "I Want My Nickelback"
"The only strategy I have will need to use is to try and wrestle as much like Tommy as possible....really poorly. Let's face facts - the guy sucks. So for this one match I will actually have to somehow learn how to be as inadequate as Tommy Dee. Let me tell you, that is no easy task when you're this damn goo! That's the problem with RWW Cole, you guys are content to just be average; there's no competition here! It makes things so much more boring for those of us who are truly superior!
-The Boy, on his strategy against MC Tommy Dee, taken from "I Want My Nickelback"
"There are two types of people in this world: me and those who want to be me!"
-The Boy describes society, taken from "The Prodigal Son Returns."
"I've beaten the very best and now I'm back to beat all the rest."
-The Boy's proclaims his return to Rampage World Wrestling. Taken from "The Prodigal Son Returns."
"For starters, after watching K Dogg's last promo, I got to give him Best Foreign Short. Do you understand anything that guy says?"
-The Boy picks the RWW version of the Oscars, taken from "A Star is Born"
"I give Legend Inc. The Lifetime Achievement Award. That is the award The Academy always gives out to those guys who are old and useless and so far past their prime, they don't have a hope in hell of ever winning another award again! Although he should also really win Most Embarrassing Comeback too. How dare he try and steal my thunder? The wrestling world should be focusing on my return to the ring, and instead, they focus on HIM? Please!"
-The Boy finds an award for Legend Inc., taken from "A Star is Born"
"Besides, I'm pretty sure the guy next to me is Legend Inc."
-The Boy visits a retirement home, taken from "Simon Sez"
"Sure, but I don't really understand it - you would think he would want to be glued to his TV screen watching, intently watching me like everyone else, but I guess that's his decision and I should respect it."
-The Boy can't figure out why Simon Phoenix doesn't pay more attention to him, taken from "Marital Issues"
QUOTES FROM TWC
"Oh no, I'm not a chauvinist, I'm not that sexist. No, I'm a fervent supporter of equal opportunities. I truly believe that every person, man or woman, has the right to lose to me in the middle of the ring."
-The Boy explains his views on women competing in the wrestling world. Taken from "Single White Male."
QUOTES FROM NSW
"So this is your boyfriend huh? Well take it from me, you can do better. Allow me to introduce myself-I'm better."
-The Boy tries to flirt, taken from "Layaway Plan"
"What can I say? The devil made me do it...although I woulda done it anyway."
-The Boy, after getting slapped for putting a label on a woman's chest, taken from "Layaway Plan."
"I don't know who he is, but that's not my job. He's supposed to know who I am,"
-The Boy encounters a new face, taken from "The Origins of the North American Legend."
"Ignorance is not bliss David, it's just a way of ignoring your incompetence."
-Taken from "A Public Service Announcement"
"Contrary to public opinion, I do not revel in people humiliating themselves. I do not enjoy making people look bad, it's just that when you're this good, it's kinda hard to avoid."
-The Boy explains that he only wants to help David Lee, taken from "Doctor Recommended"
"Wouldn't you like to tell your grandkids, 'I was adequate?'"
-The Boy explains that David Lee should walk away, so that one day he can tell his gradnchildren how good he was, taken from "Doctor Recommended"
"And that blind optimism, while horribly wrong, is at least a somewhat endearing character flaw."
-The Boy describes David Lee, taken from "David Lee, We Hardly Knew Ye"
"At Overdrive, I will prove that you are so out of your league that it will make David vs. Goliath look like a fair fight"
-The Boy explains where he is in relation to David Lee, taken from "David Lee, We HardlY Knew Ye"
"No, there's no sponsorship deals for those who are second-best at what they do and the only reason Mr. Young will be going to Disneyland after our match is so he get a job running Splash Mountain. Because once I'm done with you you're gonna need a new day job buddy."
-The Boy explains that his opponents will need a new day job soon, taken from "All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten"
"But look at the bright side Karl: maybe I'll knock out one of your teeth and when you wake up you'll find a nice shiny new quarter to help you get back on your feet."
-The Boy gives a helpful tip to Karl Young, taken from "All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten"
"You know they are going to have to start calling me The Bermuda Triangle because anyone who goes up against me ends up missing soon after. Or maybe they should just call me a prophet. Because that fact is that I also deliver on what I promise; I can accurately predict the future. So move on over Nostradamus because your accuracy rating is down while The Boy is batting a thousand over here! And this weekend I'm gonna be swinging for the fences once again and I'm going to knock another one out of the park."
-The Boy explains that he delivers on what he says...and it's not good news for his opponents, taken from "Remember the Alamo, Forget Genocide"
"Well Jake unless your driver's licence reads 'Clark Kent,' I really don't think you have a chance because you're going to have to be superhuman to take this title from me. Consider me your kryptonite Jake because this is one match you simply cannot win."
-The Boy tells of Jake Hero, taken from "Remember the Alamo, Forget Genocide"
"I don't have a can-do attitude I have a WILL-do attitude!"
-The Boy explains that he is confident in his abilities, taken from "A Rudy-Mentary Matchup"
"What some people call ignorance I call dominance."
-The Boy explains his outlook on life, taken from "Mistaken Identity, Persistent Indemnity"
QUOTES FROM NEW
"Just find something to do with your time other than saying 'wasn't I cool three years ago?'"
-The Boy explains that anyone hanging on to the RWW name needs to get a hobby, taken from "Prevailing Over Possibly Posterity"
"And then Stupac will to try, but fail miserably, to go three seconds without reminding us what a legend he is before doing as he always does-steal my catchphrases and mannerisms in a desperate bid to look cooler."
-The Boy lets everyone know that he has got Stupac figured out, taken from "Prevailing Over Possible Posterity"
"Yesterday belonged to you, but The Now belongs to The Boy!"
-The Boy explains that it is his time to shine, taken from "The Art of War"
"Fortunately for you, I wrote the freakin' book on amazing."
-The Boy lets everyone know how good he is, taken from "Bon Appe-Defeat"
"Wrestling isn't a buffet; you can't keep going back for seconds and thirds."
-The Boy lets Mercy know he should retire for good, taken from "Bon Appe-Defeat"
"It's survival of the fittest buddy and you can just consider me Darwin's messenger."
-The Boy tells Creature that his time is up, taken from "Good. Scott, Hunting"
"Remember kids, there is no shame in losing to The Boy. So celebrate your inadequacy!"
-The Boy explains that losing to him is a good thing, taken from "Good. Scott, Hunting"
"I don't admire myself in the mirror, I study perfection."
-The Boy tells Nurse Laurier that he enjoys what he sees, taken from "A Real Pain in the Neck"
"Pretty soon they're going to need to come up with all new adjectives to describe just how good I am because 'amazing' or 'exceptional' just doesn't cut it any more."
-The Boy explains that he is indescribably good, taken from "Mission for the Obliteration of Apparations"
QUOTES FROM EWA
"Scott Hellings, a superior athlete in an inferior world."
-The slogan of The Scott Hellings WorldWide Publicity Tour, taken from "(Museum) Winging It"
"Heck, after I'm done, they'll rename the Good Old Days to the Excellent Old Days, because good is an adjective that just doesn't do me justice. "
-The Boy says words fail to describe his greatness, taken from "(Museum) Winging It"
"Now although my math skills aren't exactly amazing, I'm pretty sure that 0+0+0 and so on and so on for infinity...still equals zero. You simply can't make a somebody out of a bunch of nobodies."
-The Boy explains that he's not afraid of the EWA Alliance, taken from "Silver Screen, Golden Opportunity"
"And while the common man is stuck in the rat race, trying to make end's meat, Phoenix will learn it is a lot easier to keep up with The Joneses than it is to take on me!"
-The Boy explains what's in a name, taken from "Silver Screen, Golden opportunity"
"I deserve an opponent who at least has proven that they are capable of potentially carrying a company on their back, not taking it ON their backs!"
-The Boy lets his bosses know that he is tired of facing women wrestlers, taken from "silver Screen, Golden Opportunity"
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When your wrestling career gives you The Boy, start checking the want ads."
-The Boy's philosophy, taken from "Silver Screen, Golden Opportunity"
"Like an animal I can sense your fear, I smell the blood in the water and I'm about to lash out. And I promise you that it will result in you skipping right by the endangered species right to your own extinction!"
-The Boy lets Carnivore know his time is up, taken from "Prime Cut"
"Don't believe the malarkey they tell you; there's no debate over nature vs. nurture because nature always wins!"
-The Boy explains that he will win because of his natural ability, taken from "American BlandStand"
"Honestly now, can you even tell the 3,247 divas we have on the collective EWA roster apart? Hmm...let's see, there's the bitchy one. No, that could be all of them. Uh, there's the slutty one. No that doesn't narrow it done either. Oh, there's the one that whines about not being accepted as a woman in a man's world, even though she's just making it all up for attention. No, dammit, that could be all of them again! See what I mean? It's a freakin' epidemic!"
-The Boy tries to describe the divas of EWA, taken from "American BlandStand"
"How far have our standards fallen? Why must we celebrate inadequacy and punish the worthy? Is it overcompensation for one’s own shortcomings? Treating everyone as equals is communism folks, but we won the Cold War last time I checked."
-The Boy complains that his opponents don't deserve to be in the same match as he, taken from "Obstacle Course"
"Essentially, we know what’s going to happen because there’s been precedent set many times over. And that’s really what I’m talking about here. Haven’t I proven myself yet? Cocky? Not really. Arrogant? Maybe. Great? Absolutely."
-The Boy lets everyone know that he's not cocky at all, taken from "Obstacle Course"
"Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of Phoenix, a Saviour, which is Scott Hellings. Thou that art highly favoured, for he is with thee. Blessed art thou among wrestling fans. He shall be great, and shall be called the The Marquee Player, The Franchise Saviour and The Number One Money Maker! And The Suits shall give unto him the throne of EWA. And he shall reign over the house of Price for ever and of his kingdom there shall be no end."
-The Boy (mis)quotes the Bible, taken from "I Believe in Scott, the Almighty"
"The difference is that I know destiny is on my side Shiru. And why shouldn't it be? Destiny is no different then anyone else; it too wants to bet on the horse that will come first, not the long shot."
-The Boy lets his opponents know that destiny is on his side, taken from "I Believe in Scott, the Almighty"
"Whoever lumped honour and glory together really got it all wrong; you can't have the glory with keeping your honour intact. Sooner or later you'll realize that you need to do something unsavoury to get ahead in life and then it will be a battle between honour and glory for your soul."
-The Boy's says he's willing to do what it takes, taken from "I Believe in Scott, the Almighty"
"It's not like I made a deal with the devil, but I certainly keep him on speed dial."
-The Boy lets everyone know that he's as good as he is without selling his soul, taken from "I Believe in Scott, the Almighty"
"Got Faith? Well it will take more than faith to be me Rob and Shiru. You'll have to move mountains, you'll have to part the Red Sea, and you'll have to look the devil in the eye and walk through hell. Get down on your knees and pray to whatever higher being you want to believe in because you will need a miracle."
-The Boy lets Rob Faith and Shiru Vanchiez know what they will need to do to win, taken from "I Believe in Scott, the Almighty"
"What's that you say? The meek shall inherit the earth? Well I say meek is weak and might is right!"
-The Boy points out his domninance, taken from "I Believe in Scott, the Almighty"
"Moses gave us Ten Commandments to live by, but the monkeys in the EWA locker room need to remember but one simple commandment: Thou Shalt Not Get in The Boy's Way."
-The Boy give us words to live by, taken from "I Believe in Scott, the Almighty"
"It won't take six days to create EWA in my image and I certainly won't need a day of rest, all it will take is a simple count to three."
-The Boy compares himself to God, taken from "I Believe in Scott, the Almighty"
"Scott Hellings: Have You Experienced It Yet?"
-The burning question, taken from "The Wizard of Awe"
"Go on and hate me Dyson, that's fine by me. I won't lose sleep over it. You can think I'm cocky and you can say I'm a jerk and I won't necessarily argue those points. But you will definitely be able to witness firsthand that I am, more than anything, a winner."
-The Boy lets Chris Dyson know who he is, taken from "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying"
"Look, all I'm saying is that we are led to believe that we should always expect the unexpected, but when you face me you can expect but just three things - pain, humiliation, and defeat."
-The Boy tells Chris Dyson what to expect in their match, taken from "Shield of Dreams"
"Hopefully after this one is over you'll begin to see that you're not good enough, you were never good enough, and you'll never be good enough."
-The Boy gives his thoughts on Chris Dyson, taken from "Shield of Dreams"
"See I did not get into this business to make friends. No, I don't need admiration, I don't need respect, all I need is success. Fortunately, I've got a knack for winning. "
-The Boy on his motivation, taken from "The Boy Chi Minh Trail"
"Call it natural, god-given talent, call it superior skills - call it whatever you want! But you just better remember to call me what I am: champion!"
-The Boy lets people know how to address him, taken from "The Boy Chi Minh Trail"
"Unfortunately, sometimes people just do things that are simply not logical. Sometimes, people can't walk away. Chris Dyson should take note because he is certainly a card-carrying member of that group. Dyson, getting in the ring with me a second time will be your own personal Vietnam because you will gain nothing from it!"
-The Boy explains his rematch against Chris Dyson is ill-advised, taken from "The Boy Chi Minh Trail"
"Look, you people have to learn that you need to check your pride at the door when you face me because I have enough for both of us."
-The Boy notes that one should learn when to give up, taken from "The Boy Chi Minh Trail"
"Optimism might be practical for some people in some situations, but when you're in the ring with me, the only thing you can be even somewhat optimistic about is that your inevitable defeat will come quickly."
-The Boy explains that optimism is useless, taken from "The Boy Chi Minh Trail"
"That 'never say die' mentality can only carry you so far in life before you hit a brick wall named Scott Hellings. Whoever told you to 'try, try again' was just toying with you to be cruel; you can't beat me and you never will."
-The Boy explains the truth behind life's morals, taken from "The Boy Chi Minh Trail"
"It's called cause and effect: The Cause if The Boy and the Effect is your unemployment."
-The Boy explains some basic science to Chris Dyson, taken from "The Boy Chi Minh Trail"
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