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Dawn of the Dread
(The Boy Explains Why He's Better Than You)

Introductory roleplay. The Boy puts everyone in EWA on notice that he will become the EWA champ soon. He also announces the creation of The Scott Hellings WorldWide Publicity Tour.

Original Post Date: May 14, 2006

Triple Threat? No Sweat!

The Boy goes to the Phoenix Zoo to talk about the way animals react when threatened and explains that calling his match against Lamb of God and Jessie Devlin is not a "Triple Threat" because he does not feel threatened at all.

Original Post Date: May 17, 2006

Now on the Radio: The War of the Words?

The Boy goes on a local radio show to discuss his triple threat match. A real radio station, show, and host were used. Bob Kemp, you owe me big for the plug.

Original Post Date: May 20, 2006

Maculate Perception

The Boy goes to an amusement park's house of mirrors to explain that apperances can be deceiving, in an attempt to dispel the rumours that he is an underdog for once.

Original Post Date: May 27, 2006

(Museum) Winging It

The Boy goes to a museum and explains that soon they will build an entire wing in his honour. He tells Nic Leone that some may consider him a bit of an underdog heading into their match at the pay per view, but that is a false impression because he was never pinned.

Original Post Date: May 29, 2006

Everything Must Go

The Boy goes to a yard sale and lets his tag partner, Bryan Anderson, know that he could care less about him and their tag match and, for once, is not going to bother putting forth any effort into their match.

Original Post Date: June 12, 2006

The Male Must Go Through

The Boy goes to the post office and declares that it is he who is responsible for a handful of EWA superstars leaving, as well as comparing Precious to "snail mail."

Original Post Date: June 16, 2006

Diamonds Are Forever, Not Your Career

The Boy goes to a jewellery store to talk about himself, Precious, and fine jewels.

Original Post Date: June 19, 2006

Standup, Beat Down

The Boy goes to a comedy club to let everyone know that he thinks Precious is a joke.

Original Post Date: June 19, 2006

I'd Like to Solve the Puzzle? W-I-N-N-E-R

The Boy pretends to be a game show host to make a point about why he will win Double Ladder Mayhem.

Original Post Date: June 25, 2006

Silver Screen, Golden Opportunity

The Boy heads to the movies to explain that sometimes important information is left on the cutting room floor.

Original Post Date: July 7, 2006

Prime Cut

The Boy goes to a meat shop to prepare for his Number One Contender's match with The Carnivore, explaining that he is going to serve up his last meal to him.

Original Post Date: July 9, 2006

American BlandStand

The Boy continues to trash talk Carnivore, this time heading to the set of the old American Bandstand. He explains that he is the only one worthy of wearing the Warfare Title because he is not only the most talented, but also the most entertaining and interesting person on the entire roster. A bastardized version of "One is the Loneliest Number" follows.

Original Post Date: July 12, 2006

Entertainment Weakly

The Boy hires a reporter from Entertainment Weekly to cover the story of what is like to be the champ...before even winning the Number One Contendership match.

Original Post Date: July 13, 2006

Obstacle Course

The Boy compares his path to the championship to the travels of Lewis and Clark and explains why he will beat Shiru Vanchiez and Rob Faith for the International/Warfare Title.

Original Post Date: July 22, 2006

I Believe in Scott, The Almighty

The closest thing to an offensive roleplay I've ever done. The Boy talks about religion and faith, to make a point about his opponent, Rob Faith.

Original Post Date: July 26, 2006

Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss

The Boy begins his celebration party, before the title match with Faith and Vanchiez even takes place.

Original Post Date: July 27, 2006

Need to Know Basis

The Boy visits Fort Knox and tells EWA that he is the "Worst-Kept Secret in EWA" and touts himself as a "Cultural Phenomenon."

Original Post Date: August 2, 2006

The Evidence is Overwhelming (CSI: NewLife)

The Boy visits a CSI-like lab to talk about forensics, in relation to his Mighty Lion Championship match at NewLife and declares that he is carrying EWA on his back.

Original Post Date: August 10, 2006

The Wizard of Awe

The Boy compares his match with Michael Landry and Chris Dyson for the Mighty Lion Championship to The Wizard of Oz. A promotional video also airs that explains that The Boy is changing lives with his greatness.

Original Post Date: August 11, 2006

How to Succced in Business Without Really Trying

The Boy heads to an office building to compare climbing the metaphorical corporate ladder to the actual ladder he will have to climb to become the Mighty Lion Champion at NewLife.

Original Post Date: August 12, 2006

Shield of Dreams

The Boy explains that, to the fans, he is the stuff dreams are made of...but a nightmare for someone like Chris Dyson. Then, just to be offensive, he bastardizes Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech.

Original Post Date: August 16, 2006

The Boy Chi Minh Trail

The Boy goes to the Vietnam War Memorial and compares the conflict to his current feud with Chris Dyson. He also speaks on the importance of legacies and why he is okay with not getting nominated for the EWA Hall of Fame.

Original Post Date: August 21, 2006