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I BELIEVE IN SCOTT, THE ALMIGHTY
This one is already one of my favourites; I truly believe it is some of my best work and I can see why it helped my earn the Wrestler of the Week honour for that week in EWA. This roleplay starts off with a continued evolution of my roleplaying style, incorporating what I call the "Diary" section. It's meant to be a narrative, but filled with The Boy's thoughts. I love it too. It sort of makes it harder to come up with ideas because I tend to use one idea that is a little bit different in the diary portion than I do the rest of the roleplay (thus using two separate ideas that could be divided into two separate roleplays really), but it also makes the resulting roleplay that much better. I really started it this way because there was just so much I wanted to say about this match and I didn't want it to all be dialogue. As soon as I did it, I loved it, and I try to do the same style as much as possible (at least once per match that I'm roleplaying for). I have a religious background and I took religious studies, so I had a strong base knowledge to go off and work with here and I think I did so effectively. There are a lot of Bible references in here, but they work so well. For the record, the title is a direct ripoff of the beginning of the Apostle's Creed.
Originally, The Boy was going to stay in the confessional the whole time, with people coming to him with problems, but that didn't work out at all. I'm glad I didn't go with it. Each time The Boy would justify what they said somehow and tell them they did nothing wrong, which made The Boy sound far more benevolent than he really should. It also got things WAY off track. So the opening bit about the wife cheating on her husband is the only bit of it that remains, only in the original version The Boy actually spoke with the wife. Regardless, this works much better. There's a lot here, including some bastardized Bible verses (which I think are awesome) and it makes for one awesome roleplay.
Faith. It s a cultural phenomenon, isn't it? Just think about it for a second and you'll note that the majority of us share the common link of religion and/or a system of beliefs. No matter where you live in this world, you probably have some sort of set of rituals that you follow, some set of morals that dictate your actions, some higher being that you believe in ' the common denominator is religion. Even if you chose not to be religious or spiritual, there is no ignoring the undercurrents of religion in society. In fact, our whole lives are surrounded by religion; our calendar and our holidays are even organized around religious celebrations and festivals.
Yet, despite this shared reliance on faith it is, ironically, what divides us. Instead of noting that we all share some similar beliefs (how many societies honestly condone killing?), we prefer to mull over the differences in our faiths and cultures. Wars have been fought and blood has been shed over religious differences. Even today, there is a notable religious rift in the world, a clash of ideologies and customs. It occurs everywhere: from the so-called motivation behind terrorism - you could even ignore the Middle East and focus on Ireland for a different example - to heated debates about teaching either creationism or evolution in classrooms.
Perhaps the rift goes back to the Tower of Babel. The book of Genesis tells the story of the creation of a great tower. The tower was to reach the heavens, as man had developed an intrinsic desire to become more like god. Naturally, god was not pleased at this development, and forced the cessation of its production by creating different languages amongst the workers, preventing them from communicating with each other and, thus, they were unable to finish the tower. Perhaps it is here where our differences arose.
Yes, faith is a fascinating concept, isn't it? We are so worried that what we are doing is wrong, that we follow rule systems and customs to ensure that we don't anger some unseen force for fear of punishment in the afterlife or, if you believe in reincarnation, in the next life. We even take this to the extreme of trying to force one's religion on another. It has been going on for thousands of years; the Christians converted the ancient Romans, as well as the Aboriginal people of the Americas, and the British imposed their own religion during their colonization of Africa. Even today, Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses travel door to door to 'spread the good word.'
Why? Do we really believe we are so insignificant? Has man not conquered the world? Are we not the dominant species? We can tame the mighty lion, we can make animals plough our fields, and we can even make dogs do tricks for our own amusement. Yet, somehow, we are still wary of what we are doing, forever mindful of our actions, afraid to bring about the wrath of an angry god.
Can one take faith as a sign of weakness and personal inadequacy? That depends.
What does faith mean for you? To me, there are two different meanings of faith: religious, or a sense that everything will work out, a sort of hope if you will. Do you believe in god to ensure your own ticket to an eternity of paradise and avoidance of a fiery, agonizing pit of despair as a piece of mind, a sort of insurance policy for your soul (religious faith), or do you have faith because you are not worthy (hope)?
There is certainly nothing wrong with believing in god or being religious, but when speaking of faith in non-religious terms, it can prove we are truly inadequate. When do we need faith? We need it when there is even the possibility that a desired outcome will not happen. In short, we recognize that we might fail, but we try to reassure ourselves 'by having faith.' In essence, we are coming to terms with our own shortcomings.
Does that sound like the heart of a champion? I don't think so. Yet, there is one man who chooses to call himself Rob FAITH. Got Faith? He asks us. I don't need faith; I don't have to rely on it. I don't believe I will win, I KNOW I will win. It's the difference between you me and Rob; you hang everything on a hope and a prayer, but I know I will come out on top because that is where I was destined to be.
You know what's so appropriate here? Religion and faith is, at least in North America, becoming more and more'almost taboo. People protest for the separation of religion and state and you there is a definite movement to 'take the Christ out of Christmas.' Heck, the first time I've seen religion receive any sort of major network coverage in years was people bickering over 'The Da Vinci Code' or 'The Passion of the Christ.' I guess some people only like faith and religion when it comes in either the form of a handy paperback novel or a two-three hour film. If you ask me, it appears that god's opinion only matters when it suits people best; it appears as though religion is only useful when it's convenient for some people.
Look, if everyone was SO impassioned then why are congregations dwindling? Religion isn't about a few days of the year; you have to devote your life to it. These days people would rather listen to their iPODS or watch football than sit in a pew and listen to a sermon because our lives move at such a breakneck speed these days that we have to cherish our weekends. There is simply no denying that religion is becoming pass'. Therefore, faith is either a sign of weakness, or it appears to be part of a practice that is dying a slow and painful death. It almost seems as though people don't have a need for faith anymore. Can you begin to see the connection here?
Yes, I believe in god. I have to. You can't look at this chiselled physique or watch my awe-inspiring ability without seeing the fingerprints of some higher being at work. The phrase 'god-given talent' never made so much sense. No, you don't need to read the Bible for miracles like curing the lepers or immaculate conception because if you want to see a true marvel then you can watch me, The Nielsen's Favourite Son, on EWA programming each and every week. And, heck, it comes in a convenient TV form.
So what am I getting at? Faith means different things to different people. Moreover, as is common with the English language, its definition is varied and can sometimes be a little ambiguous. As I mentioned, it can refer to a belief in a higher power, or a belief in the desired outcome of a given situation. You don't look too religious to me Rob, so I'm going to assume it's the latter. That just proves how pathetic you really are.
Too bad the English language has to bastardize the meaning like that. I'm sure it's made much more plain and simple in another language, but thanks to that Tower of Babel, most of us will never know for sure.
So we don't want or need Rob Faith as a champion, that's a given. Shiru Vanchiez? He's definitely not a champion either. With guys like this running around EWA, it almost seems like the company is doomed. I mean, this is the best they can offer? Who wants to watch that?
Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of Phoenix, a Saviour, which is Scott Hellings. Thou that art highly favoured, for he is with thee. Blessed art thou among wrestling fans. He shall be great, and shall be called the The Marquee Player, The Franchise Saviour and The Number One Money Maker! And The Suits shall give unto him the throne of EWA. And he shall reign over the house of Price for ever and of his kingdom there shall be no end.
Rob, I know you plan to go away with your little woman there, to clear your mind or whatever, but the truth is that you might as well just wait until Turmoil is over, because I will personally see to it that you get an extended leave of absence. Let's just say you should'have faith in me.
What about my other opponent, Shiru Vanchiez? He too has faith, faith that he will successfully follow in the footsteps of his father as he attempts to live up to some sort of 'legacy.' He seems to be a pretty spiritual guy himself, which likely won't bode well for him either. Look to the skies all you want, absorb all the ancient Chinese wisdom you get your hands on, but it will all be for naught. Sometimes, you just don't have what it takes. He believes in destiny, as do I. The difference is that I know destiny is on my side Shiru. And why shouldn't it be? Destiny is no different then anyone else; it too wants to bet on the horse that will come first, not the long shot.
Legacy or not, I can pretty much guarantee that daddy dearest is going to be looking down from above, shaking his head in shame when he realizes what Shiru has done to disgrace the family name. Yes, he might be good enough to beat some of the other people around here, but true success will always escape him because he is simply not at the level of perfection that few can attain. And he'll never be a champion when he has to face me to get there.
Shiru likes to talk about fear as though it somehow makes some sort of difference. 'I'm the reason fear was invented' he tells us. Well I say, 'Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear...no one.' I'm certainly not afraid or intimidated by you Shiru.
See, both of these men are distracted by their personal lives. Shiru is worried about his family's legacy and Rob is worried by the ongoing soap opera that is his love life. The Bible teaches us 'if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.' You would both do well to consider that advice because you are both guilty of having your focus on something other than the championship.
Believe in what you want boys, but know that it won't help you. You're up against me now and that's not an enviable position to be in these days. God made Jesus go through the arduous task of being tempted by the Devil for a whole 40 days. Well that will be nothing compared to what I'll put you through.
When I'm finished with you, you'll both be begging for a taste of the afterlife. Consider this your own personal Judgment Day. But instead of The Four Horseman of the Apocalypse to contend with, you got me. And I promise I won't be nearly as benevolent as them. Confess your sins now, because I'm about to read your last rites.
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(The scene opens up inside a large, ornate, old Catholic cathedral. The building is quite the spectacle, and because of its beauty, it has been opened to the public to tour through what must be a historic piece of architecture. The camera pans around the church, revealing several people wandering about. The camera focuses on the confessional booth and then fades out. As the scene fades in, we see Scott 'The Boy' Hellings, sitting in the shadows where the priest would normally sit. He is dressed in a black leather jacket, a red 'Canadian Legend' t-shirt and a pair of worn-looking jeans. He begins to speak, softly, so he does not cause too much ruckus.)
HELLINGS-
"Some people come to place like this for comfort, for peace. Others come here for answers. We all want to know what we are doing is right and, unfortunately, you cannot just go up to god and ask for the meaning of life. Personally, I like to come to a church like this whenever I can. Normally, I am too busy winning or experiencing some other form of success, but sometimes it's nice to come here. No, I'm not looking for answers and I don't need to put my soul at ease either. I come here because it amuses me. Aside from the tourists happily snapping their photos you also get the people who are coming here for a purpose, to visit a place of worship. I love seeing these people fret over nothing, worrying over trivial matters. It reminds me what it's like to be inferior and I need that sometimes, because it's the only way I'll ever understand my opponents. I don't need to look to the heavens for answers or inspiration because I just go out and do what needs to be done.
Do I fret over my actions; do I worry if my actions were right or wrong? Nope. I believe that the end justifies the means and it is why I am not afraid of doing what it takes to get what I want. I can worry about salvation all I want, but I'd rather spend my time living life than being concerned about the afterlife. That is why I know that the International Title will be mine; I'll do whatever I need to get it, but I bet Rob Faith and Shiru Vanchiez would be far more hesitant to do the same. I'm sure Shiru wants to live his life by some unspoken code, upholding some sort of personal honour. I don't need honour, all I need is success. Whoever lumped honour and glory together really got it all wrong; you can't have the glory with keeping your honour intact. Sooner or later you'll realize that you need to do something unsavoury to get ahead in life and then it will be a battle between honour and glory for your soul. Which side will win? I know where I stand and that's why I'll be walking out of Turmoil as a champion. That's how I became the Number One Contender to the Warfare Title. It's not like I made a deal with the devil, but I certainly keep him on speed dial.
When the time comes, I'll rise to the challenge and do what is necessary to remain a champion. Do you people really want a champion who would hesitate before doing what is needed to in order to defend said championship? That's not a champion, that's a weakling, a coward. You people need me as the champion, because certainly Mike Battise or Big Dave are not be someone you can rally behind. All my fans, all The Boy Scouts, know what kind of champion I'll be, and they know better than anyone that no one deserves to be the champ more than I do!"
(The Boy pauses for a moment and finds a copy of the Bible beside him. He skims through it for a moment before continuing.)
HELLINGS-
"You wouldn't believe all the weirdoes who come here looking for sagely wisdom. I've had several people harass me already and I've only been sitting here for a few minutes. One was a woman of, say, about 30. She was upset because she had committed adultery with her next-door neighbour. At first, I felt like she wasn't very grateful for what she had in life. She just didn't seem to appreciate things. In other words, I felt that she didn't deserve her husband. Then I allowed myself to play Devil's Advocate for a moment and I tried to look at it another way. Yes, the Bible teaches us that coveting anything of our neighbour's is wrong and she did, well'covet her neighbour. Literally.
But is that really wrong? I say there's no problem with it. In fact, I think such an attitude is necessary. Keep you eyes on the prize, they say. And if you don't have the prize, the fact is that someone must keep it. It's about desire and without desire we are nothing. Look, it's simply the only way to get ahead in life. If you are satisfied with what you have in life, you are either dead or content with being second best. Let's face facts ' the Bible was written a long ago and, while, all things considered, it has aged remarkably well, the potential for some of it to be a little outdated is still great. Society then and society now is much different. They don't call it a (making quotation marks with his fingers) 'dog-eat-dog world' for nothing you know."
(The Boy cups his hand to his ear, pretending to be listening to something).
HELLINGS-
"What's that? You don't think the church is outdated? Please! Ever heard of the Vatican? Aids is ravaging Africa and still the Vatican won't condone birth control. The fact is that when you're basing your sense of morality on a guy who lived thousands of years ago, there's a strong possibility some things might need to be updated. Unfortunately, some people are stubborn. So, although you could argue the woman doesn't deserve her husband, the truth is that he doesn't deserve her if she has to go running into the arms of another man. You know, a man who is pretty much the head of the opposite outlook on creation, Darwin, once said that life is all about survival of the fittest. The husband was obviously weak and pathetic. In the animal kingdom it is not uncommon for some species to abandon their mate if they deem them no longer worthy. Why shouldn't we?
You know what was the worst part about listening to that woman? It reminded me of listening to the Life and Times of Rob Faith's Love Life. Does anyone care what woman he's with, REALLY? Does anyone care about the events surrounding their relationship? The last person who should make such a big deal about it is Rob himself because it will cost him and it starts this week with our International Title match. Mark my words people, the day will come when Rob Faith will have to make a sacrifice, much like Abraham had to sacrifice Isaac, for the sake of his career. Did he learn nothing from Adam and Eve? Sarah Manson will be his downfall if he doesn't cut his ties now. Will he be able to do it? I highly doubt it. While angels intervened and stopped Abraham from cutting his son in half, there will be no such assistance here. And I'll be sitting back and enjoying the chaos as Rob tries to separate his personal life from his career. He will truly need a miracle."
(The Boy walks out of the confessional and starts walking around the church for a moment).
HELLINGS-
"This thing is going to be a piece of cake, isn't it? I heard Rob is too busy worrying about some stupid little getaway he has planned for him and his woman to focus on the task at hand. The guy can barely pack a suitcase without his daddy there to help him, so how is he possibly going to beat me? And Shiru is on the middle of some sort of vision quest I think because he hasn't been around lately, so there's no way he's a threat either. Look, let me spoil it for you boys - if you show up, you'll lose. I'm not going to sugarcoat it for you because that is the truth, pure and simple. I don't care what you think or believe because I know what will really happen. God didn't send me a sign or anything, I'm not omnipotent like he is, nor have I received 'a higher calling' from a burning bush or anything like that. No, I'm just better than everyone else, Rob Faith and Shiru Vanchiez included. What's that you say? The meek shall inherit the earth?
Well I say meek is weak and might is right! Only the truly powerful are capable of great things and I will prove that to the world at Turmoil. Got Faith? Well it will take more than faith to be me Rob and Shiru. You'll have to move mountains, you'll have to part the Red Sea, and you'll have to look the devil in the eye and walk through hell. Get down on your knees and pray to whatever higher being you want to believe in because you will need a miracle. The two of you are standing between me and gold and that is the most dangerous place you can be right now. They offered you what appeared to be a great opportunity - a title shot - but it turns out they just lead into temptation, delivering you to evil. It's not a good thing you got this match, if anything it is a punishment. Why? I am very angry I am not getting the shot that I deserved - I should rightfully be in a triple threat match for the World Title with Mike Battise and Big Dave - but instead The Suits have decided that I still haven't proven myself yet. That's fine. They want to keep me out of the main event picture, that's their own fault. I've said all along that it doesn't matter who they put me up against, I'll knock them all down and I'll prove that I'm every bit as good as I say I am.
Who is Rob Faith anyway? Who is Shiru Vanchiez? They're nothing but false idols. Thou shalt have no champion before me! I am the real deal around here and these impostors don't deserve to be in the same ring as me. I will strike them down with the fury and vengeance of an angry god and I will show them no mercy. That title is mine because I deserve it and so much more. Believe me when I say that I take what I want, with no exceptions! "
(The Boy sits down in a pew, making himself comfortable by putting his feet up, a move that draws stares from the other people in the church.)
HELLINGS-
"Did I not deserve my spot as a World Title contender? Oh, you can say the International Title is still prestigious and I should be thankful for the opportunity. But I say that's not the point at all. I proved myself and I earned my shot. And yet I'm stuck bottom-feeding with Rob Faith and Shiru Vanchiez; facing second-rate athletes for a second-rate championship. I deserve better. But that's okay I suppose because a title is still a title and there's no denying that I deserve at least some manner of gold around my waist. And you can damn sure bet that I'll be wearing the gold after this week. I guess I have to take my respect forcibly, because earning it is no longer the accepted course of action. Thus, I suppose I have to take out my frustrations on Shiru and Rob. Lambs to the slaughter, thrown to the lion's den, those two will find out that I'm a lot more dangerous than some give me credit for.
No, there will be no saviour to rescue you; all you can do is show up and face my wrath. What can I say? I'm upset that I was overlooked and now I must destroy you to appease myself. Don't worry though, my Red and White Ribbon Campaign can always look after you. Winning the International Title will only satisfy me in the short-term, but eventually I'm going to hunger for that World Title once again. The fact remains that that title belongs to me; it's just that everyone else is too ignorant to realize the truth. Don't forget folks, 'ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free.' Success is a foregone conclusion and it's only matter of time before I'm on top. You'll all see that soon enough. This is just a minor speed bump on the path to my success, but it will not stop me. The Bible teaches us 'for a righteous man falls seven times, and rises again.' I WILL rise again, right back to the upper echelon of the EWA, where I belong, and I will take down whoever gets in my way. Do not forget that I am THE Canadian Legend and The One and Only UBERstar and I am capable of great things. The prophecies seemed to suggest that the World Title was mine and now I have to wait even longer.
It doesn't mean I won't win it, it just means I'll win it later. Moses gave us Ten Commandments to live by, but the monkeys in the EWA locker room need to remember but one simple commandment: Thou Shalt Not Get in The Boy's Way. The International Title is a cheap consolation prize considering that I earned my opportunity at a more glorious and prestigious prize - the World Title - but I'll play their game and go through the paces until I get what is rightfully mine. I'll win the International Title and I will use it as a stepping stone to much greater things. And I don't care who walks away as the World Champion this week because no matter who wears that belt, well, they're just keeping it warm for me."
(The Boy eyes some people praying across from him and he smiles, seemingly amused.)
HELLINGS-
"Now I know greed and pride are two of the seven deadly sins and I should not technically long for the World Title the way I do, but I can't help it because I know that I rightfully deserve it. This is not a matter of David slaying Goliath because there is simply no way that either Shiru or Rob can beat me. I know it, you know it, the whole damn world knows it! If I am wrong, let god strike me down. You boys can out hold hope, you cling onto a concept known as faith all you want, but the truth is that sometimes even a god can't save you. Why do bad things happen to good people? Well the key there is the word 'good.' You may in fact be good - I doubt it, but anything is possible I suppose - but I am great. They mall call me The Boy but there is no doubt that I am the Man! Sometimes being good just isn't good enough. You'll lose because I will make it so, because I have more power than you could ever fathom.
Just like faith healing is a stretch, so too is the notion of either one of you winning. I will win because, for the sake of this company, I MUST. It won't take six days to create EWA in my image and I certainly won't need a day of rest, all it will take is a simple count to three. The International Title may be a slap in the face compared to what I should be competing for, but this will be an amusing diversion for now. And, mark my words; it will come to pass that I will be the greatest champion this company will ever see! Everyone else will pale in comparison! I was heaven-sent and they aren't even good enough for purgatory. Look, when I walk along the beach there no footsteps beside my own in the sand because I'm always a step ahead of everyone else and I don't need anyone to carry me. But Shiru Vanchiez and Rob Faith will need all the help they can get. You'll need more than faith to get through this one boys, you'll need divine intervention! And THAT is the gospel according to St. Scott."
(The Boy gets up and begins to walk out, but pauses. He slowly turns around to face the camera once again).
HELLINGS-
"Consider this the beginning of the end. There's a light at the end of that tunnel and your hopes of being a champion are quickly headed towards it. Get ready because it's time for your Last Supper and you career is scheduled for a meeting at the Pearly Gates with St. Peter. I will beat you both so bad it will feel like my anger rained down on you for 40 days and 40 nights. I will beat you both so bad that I can guarantee there will be no resurrection of your career. I will strike with a vengeance that would seem gruesome even for the Old Testament. Repent, for the day or reckoning is at hand. Got Faith you ask? I don't need it, but I know that faith is all you two have. It won't do either of you any good, but I suppose it's comforting for the time being. I don't need faith, I have the power and my will shall be done. The International Title is coming home with me and I will embark on a tremendous odyssey as the champion. Why? Because I want to, because I can!"
(The Boy storms off and head out the church as the camera focuses in on a stained-glass window of Jesus on the Cross and then fades to black.)
  
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