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THE BOY AT THE HOOVER DAM
(The scene opens up along the Hoover Dam, just outside of Las Vegas, Nevada. As one would
expect, there is a tour of the Dam taking place. The camera pans in to show that there are two tour
guides-a young, attractive woman and RWW wrestler Scott "The Boy" Hellings.)
HELLINGS-
"Hello everyone. Allow me to introduce myself. I am RWW wrestler Scott Hellings. I am here
to promote our pay per view that will be taking place in Las Vegas this Friday evening. So, as part
of my promotional appearance, I will be helping Sarah here with this tour. Sarah?"
SARAH-
"Thank you Scott. Now then, welcome to The Hoover Dam everyone. Construction of the dam began in 1931, when
it was discovered that the Colorado River needed to be tamed...."
HELLINGS-(Cutting of Sarah)
"Yes, that's right. But more importantly, at Deadly Sins, I have not one, but TWO matches!
I will be facing off against my partner and friend Stupac and then I am in a triple threat Hell in a Cell
match against Jayson Gray and Jay Zee. I have a chance to win the Supreme Title and to get a World Title
shot at next month's pay per view."
SARAH-
"Uh, Scott? What are you doing?"
HELLINGS-
"Just informing the people about the pay per view."
SARAH-
"Right. Well, I'm kinda in the middle of a tour."
HELLINGS-
"I understand that. I just felt that I would let these people know so they can go out and either
try to get some tickets or to order the pay per view from their hotel room."
SARAH-
"Right, well please just be quiet and let me do this tour."
HELLINGS-
"Of course."
SARAH-
"Now then, it took 5,200 people to work 24 hours a day for five years to complete
the dam. It was finished two years ahead of schedule..."
HELLINGS-
"Impressive indeed. Just as impressive as competing in two grueling wrestling matches in
one night. Which is what I will be doing at Deadly Sins. And although the odds are against me, I know I will
prevail. After all, I am The Boy and that means I am The Best!"
SARAH-
"Uh, Scott?"
HELLINGS-
"And if you were smart, you would go back to Vegas right now and place some money on me,
The Boy!"
(The camera shows one man running off to his car, apparently going to place a bet on Hellings.)
SARAH-
"Scott! Please just stand there and be quiet for a minute! I have a tour to do!"
HELLINGS-
"Hey! I am just trying to give myself a cheap plug! And what's wrong with that? These people have a right
to know more about Deadly Sins! I mean, Las Vegas is a city reknowned for its legendary performers! And after Deadly Sins,
another name is going to be added to that list! You are going to have Elvis, Wayne Newton, Siegfried and Roy and The Boy! Because
I am going into Deadly Sins, and I am walking out on top, just like I always do! How about you, Sarah? Do you like to be on top?"
SARAH-
"Excuse me?"
HELLINGS-
"Hey, it is called (making quotation marks with his fingers) 'Sin City!' And lust is one of the seven deadly sins after all."
SARAH-
"Uh...are you coming on to me? Or was that another bad attempt at a cheap plug?"
HELLINGS-
"Well, a little from column A and a little from column B."
SARAH-
"Oh. Well stop it!"
HELLINGS-
"Which one? The flirting or the cheap plugs?"
SARAH-
"Both!"
HELLINGS-
"Oh come on! You and I can take off and have an evening on the town together!"
SARAH-
"Not if you were the last man on earth!"
HELLINGS-(Pouting)
"Fine. I didn't want to go out with you anyway. I mean, all whirlwind romances in Las Vegas end up with
a cheap bottle of champagne, a guy named Louie and a drive thru wedding chapel. And I would hate
to have to wake up in the morning beside someone who doesn't appreciate me!"
SARAH-
"If you're done, can I continue?"
HELLINGS-
"Whatever."
SARAH-
"Finally! Sorry about that ladies and gentlemen. Now this structure is 660 feet thick,
over 700 feet high and over 1,200 feet across. Truly, an impressive structure."
HELLINGS-
"You know, the Hell in a Cell is also an impressive structure. And this will be the second
time in the last three months that I will be placed in that structure. And the last time? I nearly
put Too Tuff on the shelf permanently! And by the time Deadly Sins is done, I just might put an
end to Jay Zee's career, to pay him back for trying to hold me back all those years ago."
SARAH-
"Okay, I thought I warned you about not doing that! The deal was for you to come here, do the tour with me,
sit back, smile, and maybe sign some autographs! There was nothing in the deal about you interrupting my tour
nonstop with this mindless drivel!"
HELLINGS-
"Hey! I don't even want to be here! But since I'm here I figured I would do some business! Believe you me, these
people will want to watch this pay per view, they will want to see The Boy! That's why I am booked in two matches, not just
one! Besides, this pay per view is going to be historic, because it will help me finally reach the top of the ladder! It will show
the world that I am The Canadian Legend! That I am the best that Rampage World Wrestling has to offer! I am doing these people
a favor by letting them know that they should watch it!"
SARAH-
"Okay! That is it! I have had it with you! Please, just leave! I have tours to do!"
HELLINGS-
"Fine! Be that way!"
SARAH-
"And don't come back!"
(The Boy begins to walk off towards the parking lot and starts to mumble to himself.)
HELLINGS-
"That's the last time I let Wilson schedule my public appearances! Oh well, after Deadly Sins, the fans and all of the
RWW will have to take me seriously!"
(He continues to walk off, but stops suddenly.
He spots a sign that says "Welcome to the Hoover Dam" and then immediately places a PSI sticker on it before walking off. Fade to black.)
  
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