A few years ago, I posted on a fanfic site message board, looking for somebody who'd like to MST some stuff I was writing; at the time, I believe I had written around 20 of the 30 chapters the story would eventually balloon into. Well, I got a response from one Tory Brown, and she seemed quite interested. She sent back the first chapter, MSTed by the Ghostbusters, of all people.

Thirty-odd chapters of stuff later, we had ourselves a few laughs, usually at the boys' expense, and I think we forged something of an internet friendship.

(D: You seem overly optomistic, sir.)
("Quiet, you! I can dream, can't I?")
(D: Do androids dream of electronic--)
("Do you want to get me sued?")

The Falkyn stories are property of Derek Floyd. The originals of these stories exist only on my hard drive; for some weird nostalgic reason, I refuse to delete them. The "official" version of the story resides at Komera Waddi's RPG and Interactive Stories. As of this writing, I'm still putting the story (now titled A Vagabond's Tale) through its final paces, and hopefully I can publish it professionally before the next Ice Age.

Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters is property of Checkers87 and he's entitled to it! (Tory: Boy, is he EVER!)

The Real Ghostbusters are property of DiC. We love you!

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is the property of Best Brains, Inc. We love you, too!

The Mysterious Android D is property of Derek Floyd. ("I love you, D!") (D: ^_^)

Windwalker Durenor is property of Tory L. Brown. ("You promised me a date with her!")

MSTed by (Derek Floyd) and (Tory L. Brown).

Necessary Pre-MST Warning

As with a regular episode of MST3K (or a MSTing of a fanfic), the following stories contain obscure references, bad dialogue, offensive language, and the acting of a 1970's kung-fu chop-sockey flick crossbred with a cheesy soap opera. We are not responsible for any degeneration of your brain you may experience from reading this trash. If you like it, if you hate it, or if you know of some fanfic that could do with a good riffing, our e-mail addresses are up a little higher than this warning.

Season 01: Falkyn Mark 1
The Mads: Derek and Tory
The Victims: The (Real) Ghostbusters and "D"

101: Falkyn 01: The Pilot!
102: Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters 1: A Special Fic...REAL Special...ARGH!
103: Falkyn 02: Ghostbuster Torture Begins!
104: Falkyn 03: The Power of Hai-Keeba
105: Falkyn 04: Ms. Peter Venkman?!
106: Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters 2: Here Comes the Men in Skirts! (Lemon warning!)
107: Falkyn 05: More Than Meets the Eye (or) Obscurence Aplenty
108: Falkyn 06: Ray's Got Angst in His Pants
109: Falkyn 07: Visitors From Above
110: Falkyn 08: Trapped in Space!
111: Falkyn 09: Chibi Chibi!
112: Falkyn 10: SpaceChibis!
113: Falkyn 11: Freedom!
114: Falkyn 12: Hentai Android D! (No real hentai here)
115: Falkyn 13: My Fangy Fiend
116: Falkyn 14: Possession!
117: Falkyn 15: This is Just an Interlude
118: Falkyn 16: Quiet, Too Quiet...
119: Falkyn 17: Pardee!
120: Falkyn 18: Is This the End?
121: Falkyn 19: The Mirror Has My Face
122: Falkyn 20: Self-Insertion is Not a Must!
123: Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters 3: I Know it's a Drag (Lemon warning!)
124: The Origin of D
125: Falkyn 21: Sugar Ray Stantz
126: Falkyn 22: Another Interlude
127: Falkyn 23: Pissed Vampire Theme Song
128: Falkyn 24: Ghostbuster Nibunnoichi
129: Falkyn 25: Revenge is a Dish... Yum!
130: Falkyn 26: Tis Better to Love...
131: Falkyn 27: Twenty-Seven Down, Three to Go!
132: Falkyn 28: Ho-hum! Boredom's Afoot!
133: Falkyn 29: The Last Stretch!
134: Falkyn 30: It's So Hard to Say Goodbye

What a season that was! Did you enjoy it? Well? ...

Season 02: Interstellar Gouda

(I'm negotiating for at least 13 episodes)
The Mads: Derek and Tory
The Victims: Windy, Tenma, Li'na, and Falkyn

201: Star Cheese 1 (in progress) - We've Got Starcheeze!
202: Star Cheese 2
203: Star Cheese 3

Back! Back, I say!