Fan-Fiction Theater 3000 EPISODE: 020 -- Self-Insertion is NOT a must! Today's Victim: Falkyn -- Chapter 20 by Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) MSTed by Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) and Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Disclaimer: The Real Ghostbusters are owned by Sony/DIC and Mystery Science Theatre 3K is owned by Best Brains inc., and we hope they don't mind us using their characters and settings. FFT3K Theme Song [cue MST3K track] In the not-too-distant future way out and deep in space A mysterious android, name is D, Is in a dark and lonely place Stuck up on SoL, all alone, Why not do an E.T. and grab a phone? He ran some tests until some me-te-ors Made the satellite home for the Ghost-bust-ers... (Peter: "IT'S RAY'S FAULT!!!") (Ray: "IS NOT!") "I'm reading cheesy fanfics, The worst, I can find,(LA LA LA) We'll have to sit and read them all, Or you'll gradually lose your mind!" (LA LA LA) Now keep in mind, the 'busters can't control Where the fanfics begin or end, (LA LA LA) D'll try to keep the sanity Of his newfound 'busting friends! GB Roll Call! Spengler! (We're on!) Zeddemore! (Oh, man!) Ray Stantz! (Check this out...HAI-KEEBA!) Venkmaaaaaan! (Hey, baby!) If you're wonderin' how they eat and breathe And other science facts, Just tell yourself, "It's just a MST," And you should really just relax. For Fan Fiction Theater, 3000! [Guitar twang] Peter: It should be The Real Ghostbusters 3000! *KBANG* Peter: OOOOF! [D retracts the Rocket Fist] STARRING: Spengler, Egon, Dr. 6'3" Blond hair, blue eyes (which happen to be myopic, hence the red glasses) A genius with an exaggerated I.Q. Contains multiple degrees in the field of parapsychology and physics. He is responsible for the creation of the proton packs and the ecto-containment unit. Stantz, Ray, Dr. 5'8" Red hair, brown eyes The youngest member of the group, second to Egon in holding multiple degrees. He specializes in engineering and occult sciences. Egon once said he had the mental state of a six year old. Venkman, Peter, Dr. 5'10" Dk. Brown hair, green eyes All-around idiot (no kidding, Peter: HEY!) Amazingly, he has two Ph.D's, one in psychology and the other in parapsychology. He's actually smarter than he pretends to be. Most trouble they're in, is because of Peter. Zeddemore, Winston, Dr. 5'11" Black hair, brown eyes The only member of the group who doesn't have a Ph.D, he earned his 'Dr' title as an honorary member of Columbia University. The only member of the group who has common sense (Winston: Damn straight!). D 6'0" No hair, yellow eyes A Model 27 High-Density Productivity Android that took residence at the abandoned Satellite of Love. How or why he's there, no one knows. Looks like a cross between Adam of Shining Force and Data from ST: TNG. * * * * [On the VoFF, the ex-Satellite of Love] Peter: Well, back to the drawing board. Egon: Yeah, I guess we're just floundering here until we can leave. Winston: You know, we've had everything from being Chibified to having dopplegangers appear. Any thoughts on what might happen next? Ray: Everytime someone says stuff like that, something stupid happens. [They all pause and look around] Winston: Hmm, quiet... Egon: Too quiet! Ray: I don't like this... [They look around, waiting for the unexpected.] Peter: Nothing... Winston: Wow, that's a first! Egon: We better hustle into the theatre before something *does* happen. Ray: WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!! D: Hey, that's my line! [tries to pout but can't] [Door sequence] [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6] [They trail in and sit down] > Falkyn -- Chapter 20 > By: Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) > >________________________________________________________ Ray: How many more *line* comments must we make? Peter: I don't know, maybe to the end of the *line*? Winston: I hope you're not *line*? Egon: All this talk about *line* is making me sleepy... D: That was unhumorous. I believe you aren't even trying to make these jokes funny anymore. Ghostbusters: [each is wearing their own expression of hurt] We were trying.... > After another week of training, Falkyn went into the village of Ilnt, >at the foot of the Kumay mountains. Ray: (Falkyn) More friggin mountains! What the hey do I look like? A mountain goat!? Peter: Just turn sideways... > "Have I missed something?" he asked himself as he stepped through the >gate that protected the village. It looked recently ransacked, and a few >inhabitants were rebuilding damaged houses. Winston: If the village looked like that *before*, then no, you've missed nothing. > One of the townspeople approached him. "Falkyn," she said, "you came >too late. A band of marauders showed up yesterday. They took most of our >things and destroyed the rest. They went east into Zrinth, if you want to >pursue them." Peter: If you want to pursue them....hint, hint, wink, wink... Egon: He came too late?! Who does he think he is? Hercules?! Ray: Maybe Falkyn just needs a planner. He can't always remember what village to save on what day! > "Arigato (Thank you), Taiyan," Falkyn replied. "Rest assured, I will >find them and restore your belongings and those of the villagers to their >rightful owners." Winston: Ok, how does laughing boy here know what items were stolen? Peter: They all took pictures and gave them to Falkyn. > "You are a blessing from heaven!" Ray: More like a curse from he-- Peter: RAY! Ray: Sorry... > "No, just a nomad from the mountains, but I accept your compliment." > Winston: I guess you were right Ray, he *does* look like a mountain goat! > Falkyn followed the messy trail of the bandits, Egon: Look like these bandits need some pepto bismo... Peter: [face turns dark green] EGON! Egon: Oh, sorry! Ray: Egon always manage to make one disgusting comment per fic...[turns even darker than Peter] HARF! Winston: He hangs with Peter too much. Peter: Even *I* wouldn't be that disgusting... >and just as he passed the border, he encountered a traveller, a katana >strapped to his back and a wakzashi by his side. His long, brown hair had >slipped out from its place behind his left ear and hung over his face. Egon: And we needed to know that? Peter: Description of character, Egon. Calm down. Egon: Sorry, I'm very irritable today... > "I take it you're following those dishonorable dogs' trail," the man >inquired, not taking his hands out from behind his back. Winston: (man) Where is Thumper? Where is Thumper? Here I am! [wiggles his thumb] Here I am! [wiggles his other thumb] How are you today, sir? Ver--OUCH! Egon: It was cute for about two seconds, then it got irritating! Ray: Egon needs to quit the caffiene... Peter: I agree. > Falkyn nodded. "They took many an article from a village that I >frequent. Might I ask your name, traveller?" Peter: (man) They call-- Egon: Don't, lest I beat you good! Peter: Sheesh! Ray: Nanny-nanny-poo-poo? Egon: ARRRRGH! [whacks Ray] Ray: OUCCCCHHHIIIEEE!!! Winston: Egon Spengler *IS* Angst Man! > "Why not? My name's Kerad Dyilf, but I suppose you don't care, >right?" [short pause] All: [blinks almost audibly] All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOT SELF INSERTION AGAIN! Ray: You can clearly see that's Derek's name BACKWARDS! AHHHH! > "Nani?" Peter: QUE!? Winston: SAY WHAT?! > "You speak Japanese? I speak a little of the language myself, but >you couldn't give two pieces of kuso about it, right?" Ray: EWWWW! Peter: What's 'Kuso'? Ray: [whispers in Peter's ear] Peter: ewww. > "You seem depressed, Kerad." Ray: (Kerad) No, I'm OPPRESSED! Freedom for the backward named people in the world. We didn't land on planet Earth, planet Earth landed on US! [They all look at Ray funny...] > Kerad gave a loud scoff/laugh. Egon: It was either a scoff or a laugh, don't confuse the two! >"Tell me about it! You probably don't want me getting in the way of your >quest, so I'll get myself out of here." Peter: YAY! > "Iai. I may be sorely outnumbered, and I surmise that you are >experienced in two-weapon combat, am I correct?" Peter: DAMN! > "Yeah, but why do you want me going with you? Enmity follows me like >my shadow. Winston: (Enmity) I'm coming for you, Kerad! Egon: (Kerad) DAMMIT! GO AWAY! Winston: (Enmity) No, I like following you because you're cute! Egon: (Kerad) Aah! > Everyone wants to kill me just because I exist." Egon: Noone say a word, we'll all be struck down so fast, our heads'll spin! > /This one is definitely paranoid/, Falkyn thought. Ray: Falkyn? Calling someone paranoid?! Peter: Ring, ring! Hello, kettle? This is pot, you're black! >"Well, I've never heard of you, and I don't want to kill you. Shall we be >off?" All: [singing] We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz! > "Do I have a choice?" > Egon: Considering the story; No. Winston: (Falkyn) That's your ass, Mr. Postman! > The two found the bandits' headquarters, nestled in a gap between >two mountains. Ray: (Falkyn) NOT MORE MOUNTAINS! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! > "For honor, justice, and the path of good," Falkyn announced before >he stepped into the cavern. Winston: [starts to laugh] Falkyn *IS* Sailor Falkyn! Egon: (Sailor Falkyn) Giri to seigi no, Sailor fuku bishounen senshi, Seera Farukiin! [Jumps up and starts to imitate Sailor Moon] Peter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Ray: [eyes roll back in his head as he faints] Winston: EGON, STOP THAT! > "Why did I do this?" Kerad moaned before he followed suit, drawing >his curved blades. > Peter: Why are we here? [starts moaning] > Falkyn came to a wood and iron door, and listened through the gaps in >the poorly-fitting pine. Winston: Watch it, Falkyn's going to stun us with his ability to handle all doors. Egon: [very deadpan] Oh, gee, I can barely contain my excitement. > "Quite a haul, eh?" asked one voice, deep and gruff. > Another gruff voice replied, "Got everythin' but the kitchen sink!" > A third, gravelly voice announced, "Well I stole the kitchen sink >from a couple of old farts!" Ray: BOOOOOOOOO! Peter: RAY! Ray: What? Peter: Let me...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Winston: You're doing it wrong, let me; BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! > Kerad carefully made his way toward his companion. "What're you >going to do? Smash the door down, hack through it, open it like a normal >person?" Peter: (Kerad) So, Falkyn, which will it be?! Winston: (Audience member) Go for opening the door, you spoony idiot! Ray: (Audience member #2) BOOOOO!!! Egon: (Falkyn) I'll go for smashing the door, Kerad! > "This. Powaa Geizaa (Power Geyser)!" Egon: BINGO! Peter: Powaa Guradeeshon! > Falkyn punched the dirt ground in front of the door. As soon as his >fist touched the rocks, a column of purplish-orange chi blasted upward and >forward, incinerating the door off its hinges. Ray: Hey, that power geyser looks *a lot* like the power gradation! Egon: Don't tick him off, unless you want a tan... > > The legion of bandits was utterly terrified when they heard the door >explode inward. Peter: As opposed to just plain scared. > "What's goin' on?" the gravelly-voice one demanded, then he saw >Falkyn step through the dust cloud. Ray: (random bandit) It's him... Winston: (another bandit) ...the daywalker! Both: AHHHHH!!!! Peter: --the hell?! Egon: Another Blade quote... Peter: Damn, that was obscure! Egon: Very. > Drawing his gleaming katana, Falkyn pointed it at the bandit horde. >"You took some things from the villagers of Ilnt. I have come to see them >returned." Peter: I bet a battle will ensure... Egon: It wouldn't be RPG without it! > "'n who's your sidekick?" > In a flash, Kerad's katana went from its sheath to his right hand, >and his wakizashi from sheath to left hand. "I am Kerad Dyilf, the Reckless >Heroic." [The Ghostbusters start to giggle] Winston: Nice nickname, punk. > "Nice nickname, punker." Egon: Winston... Winston: It was a coincidence!!! > Something in Kerad's head snapped. "What did you call me?" D: TTTWWWWAAAANNNNGGG Ray: (Kerad) WHIPLASH!!! > "I called you a punker. Now get out 'fore I punk you!" Winston: Good insult...not. > Kerad flew into a blind rage. Bandits fell left and right as Kerad >carved them up like holiday turkeys. Stopping to catch his breath, Kerad >stared into the eyes of the last remaining bandits. "Let the blood flow!" [They stare at the screen in quiet awe] Peter: Whoa... > One of the bandits meekly replied, "I... I think I hear my mom >calling!" > With one swipe, Kerad took the head off the bandit, then sliced >through a few more, while Falkyn searched for the stolen goods. > Ray: (Falkyn) While he's turning people into Kibble, I'll just help myself... > Falkyn found the swag just as kerad finished with the last bandit, >disemboweling him as he begged for his life. Egon: Has he no honor? Peter: I like him! GOOO KERAD!!! Winston: You realise it's Derek backwards... Peter: I don't care, he's kicking ass! GOOOO KERAD!!! > "Face death on your feet, not begging for exception," he told the >dead body as he wiped the blood off his saturated weapons. Egon: I think I'm going to be sick...oh my. Ray: This is too gory for me..[covers his eyes] > "I found the swag," Falkyn announced. "We can head back to Ilnt and >give them the location." > Kerad stopped him before he left. "I have a better idea. You head >back and I'll stay here, just in case anyone else stumbles upon this and >decides to take advantage of it." > "Good thinking, Kerad. I'll be back with the villagers." Peter: (Falkyn) Yes, good thinking, it's something I can't do myself! > Falkyn sped off, Sansou-Ken carrying him faster than any normal >person could run. Kerad watched, then tapped on the rock face. "You can >come out now." Ray: (Sansou-Ken) You need to cut down on the barbeque! ARGH! Winston: Falkyn was never normal. Peter: Oh, no, Kerad's corrupt. I BELIEVED IN YOU! [hurls his chair at the screen. It bounces off and catches him in the stomach] OOOOOOF! Egon: Man, he's going to feel that tomorrow... > The side of the rocky outcropping slid open, and a man in a black >cloak stepped out. "Was that Falkyn?" he asked. Winston: If someone else is that ugly, I feel for them. > Kerad genuflected. "It was, Lord Thanatos. He's coming back, and >when he does, his body is yours." Ray: PLOT TWIST! Egon: Even though we seen this coming. Ray: A mile away even. VO Derek: Keep it up and I'll make kibble out of you ALL! Peter: As long as Tory eats me afterward. [Egon and Winston start scooting franticly away from Peter] VO Tory: NANI! [Peter vanishes and reappears broken and abused] Peter: N-nnnever m-mmake a com-mm-mmment like that g-gg-guys... Winston: We *knew* that, idiot. Egon: You never learn. Ray: What's that sticking out your ea--OH, MY! D: Shutting down optic sensors... *CLICK* [D's eyes change from bright yellow to black] > "I will see to it that you recieve a position of authority in my >legions of the damned," Thanatos replied. "I like the way you used these >bandits to further your plan." VO Satan: I think I need to have a talk with Thanatos, he thinks he's supreme evil. Just wait til he gets a load of me! VO Derek: Thank you, Satan Nicholas.... > "This is too much of an honor, my lord. I expected you to slaughter >me as soon as I contacted you." Winston: (Thanatos) Just wait a few more minutes.... Ray: (Kerad) Aah! > > Falkyn stopped on a dime outside Ilnt. Regaining his bearings, he >said, "I have located your belongings! Gather what equipment you may need >to carry it, because there are many articles, and you may have to carry >another's belongings, if the need arise!" > Peter: Man, when they stole, they *STOLE* > The army of villagers stopped outside the cavern. Falkyn turned to >the throng and said, Egon: Before you say anything, he said THRONG not THONG! Peter: Drat! Winston: You say that as if you wanted to see Falkyn in a thong! Peter: HARF! VO Tory: I wouldn't mind seeing Tenma in one of those! Ray: ECCHI! VO Derek: No, ecchi would be Falkyn in one. VO Both: HARF! >"Follow me and your belongings will be returned to you." > As he turned back, he saw Kerad blocking the entrance, swords drawn. >"You told them you defeated the bandits single-handedly, didn't you?" Egon: Little, whiny, son of a bi-- Ray: EGON, NO! Egon: Dangit... > "Of course I didn't! I told them how /you/ single-handedly massacred >the felons, while I searched for the stolen goods, willingly depriving >myself of the action." Peter: My goodness, how brave of Falkyn. Deprive himself of the action by searching for the stolen goods. Ray: Oh, happy dagger! > Kerad's eyes narrowed. "I don't trust you and I don't trust your >gang of villagers, either. As soon as they get in, they'll start grabbing >for stuff like the self-centred misers they are." Winston: Hold it, isn't the goods in the cave *THEIRS*? Egon: Correct. Winston: And this makes them self-centered? Egon: By Kerad's standards.... Winston: Man, he's an even bigger idiot than Falkyn! > Gasps of atonishment reverberated throughout the crowd. An outsider >was insulting their morals! Peter: (random villager) YOU BASTARD! Ray: (Another villager) So what if we legalized prostitution! What gives *you* the right to judge! Peter: Stop that right there, Ray... Ray: Whoops. > "Face it," Kerad said. "Humans are self-centred, self-interested, >self-aggrandizing, self-assertive, and self-important! Learn to be >self-LESS once in a while! All humans do is give strength to my lord >through their actions." Peter: Someone's been sipping the happy juice again... > Sudden interest sparked in Falkyn's mind. "Who exactly is your >lord?" Egon: And suddenly his head exploded due to overwhelming logic. Winston: (Falkyn) Hmm, Green or Blue...GYAH! *BOOM* > Kerad suddenly burst out laughing. "You, of all people, should know >who I'm talking about!" > Realization hit Falkyn like a ton of bricks. "/Thanatos?/" Peter: (Falkyn) NANI!? Ray: (Bricks) BANZAI! Peter: (Falkyn) AAH!!! > The sky darkened and a black figure appeared above and behind Kerad. >Thanatos laughed evilly. "Kerad has seen the light, and joined me in my >quest to possess your body and destroy the human race!" All: [starts to hum the 'Imperial March' again] Peter: I love that theme. > Turning to the villagers, Falkyn told them, "Now would be a good time >to run back to the village. It's hit the fan, ladies and gentlemen." Egon: [starts laughing out loud] Winston and Peter: [joins Egon with the laughing] Ray: Now that was funny! [holds his stomach] Peter: (Falkyn) INCOMING FECES!!! Ray: EWWWW, PETER! > Taking the hint, the villagers ran like all of the Abyss was at their >heels. > Slowly drawing his katana, Falkyn said, "Kerad, you have been blinded >to good by your own prejudices. Thanatos has played on your hatred of your >peers to bend you to his warped wills." Ray: Oh, what a warped will we have. > Laughing, Kerad replied, "Thanatos has promised me I would rank high >in his legions after he takes your body!" Egon: The idiot doesn't realize that once he fails, he's kibble too! > Chi danced across Falkyn's raised blade. Peter: (Chi) Step, turn, twirl, 2...3...4! Step, tu--OUCH!!!!! >"He tried once, and he failed. If he tries again, he will likewise fail >again." Winston: Wouldn't that be a hint to give up? Ray: For me: yes. For them: no. > "He isn't defeated that easily. When I'm done with you, you won't be >in any position to stop him from taking over." Peter: 0_0 Egon: Oh...forget it, let him have his hentai moment. Peter: 0_0 0.0 > "Enough talk!" Thanatos bellowed. "Kerad! I'm not promoting you for >talking! Now do what you were ordered and kill him!" Winston: Kerad reminds me of those guys in the wrestling ring that promos for wrestlers. Just kissing ass like no tomorrow! > "You can possess the dead?" > Lightning struck the ground before Kerad. "SHUT UP AND DO YOUR JOB!" >Thanatos bellowed. Ray: DANG, SOMEBODY DO THEIR JOB! Egon: You had some candy, didn't you? Ray: HOW CAN YOU TELL! Egon: It's not that hard to tell... > Without a word, Kerad turned back to Falkyn and charged. An overhead >cut was blocked, and Falkyn recovered fast enough to deflect Kerad's thrust >for his stomach. All: HEAVY MARTIAL ARTS ACTION! Peter: Master Sword Theme So---OH CRAP, HE'S GOT ME DOING IT NOW! Ray: Muhahahahahhar! D: I was originally planning to imitate Ray and use that line. > "What are you doing, fool?" bellowed Thanatos from his vantage point. >"You cannot hope to defeat him with your lousy techniques!" > Peter: My last girlfriend didn't say they were lousy... Egon: I digress.. Winston: 0.0! Ray: 0_0 Egon: I'm gonna stop right there... VO Tory: And they say Peter's the slut... VO Derek: I think it's the fact he's a blond. Egon: HEY! > Metal rang on metal for fifteen minutes, neither combatant allowed >his opponent to strike. > "Enough of this!" Thanatos growled. "I can wait. Kerad, come with >me." Peter: [shudder] Egon: ?! Winston: Peter is such a perv. Ray: Really. Egon: Funny, you both understand why he's shuddering... Winston: [flustered] T-t-t-that's besides the point! > Exhausted and sweating, Kerad managed a weak grin. "I'll be back, >Falkyn. You can count on it!" Peter: (Falkyn) I can count, watch! 1-4-3-5-6-7...uh...10! D: [REALLY sarcastic clapping] > Thanatos floated to Kerad's side, threw open his cloak, and enveloped >both of them in the dark teleportation that took them to Tartarus. Egon: I wish they'd make up their minds which is hell; The Abyss or Tartarus! VO Derek: Keep it up and I'll give you plain Hell! Egon: No thanks, I've had my fill of Hell... VO Tory: That was purgatory, Spengler...you haven't even touched Hell yet! > "For now, I don't have to worry," Falkyn said to himself. "But >they'll be back, and stronger." > Winston: No duh! I swear Falkyn is such a genius! > Thanatos and Kerad rematerialized in Tartartus, and Thanatos took his >seat upon the Throne of the Dead. Kerad stood beside him, his eyes glowing >with darkness. Ray: That's almost impossible. How does darkness glow? Peter: That's like lightning rumbling! Winston: Or a blind chaffeur!! Egon: You all need to stop. > "Falkyn is stronger than he was twelve years ago," Thanatos told his >right-hand. Egon: He talks to his hand!? Winston: EWWWW! Ray: They say you can find a friend in your hand... Peter: (Thanatos's left hand) HEY! What about me, you bastard! Always talking to the right. Just ignore the poor left hand! Winston: [realizes what Ray said] Ray, shut up. > Kerad agreed. "I have never fought him, but I felt the overwhelming >force in his body. The fact he uses it to help the humans sickens me." Egon: Wait, isn't Kerad a human? or an elf? Ray: Who cares? Egon: Dangit, I do, I'm tired of him human bashing! > "We shall bide our time, Kerad. When he is his weakest, we will >return and I shall take his body for my own!" Peter: Just give him 50 dollars, it shouldn't be that hard after that. Winston: PETER! Peter: Sorry...geez. > "I shall marshal the forces of Gehenna, Hades, the Abyss, the Nine >Hells, the Negative Matrial Plane, and the plane of Concordant Opposition to >destroy him." Egon: Damn, there's another version of hell, Hades. Crap! Peter: Wouldn't the plane of Concordant Opposition be just plain Discord?! Winston: You're thinking, stop it. > "That is overkill, Kerad! I only want him dead, not reduced to >atoms!" > Ray: Yeah, he can't have his body if that happens. Winston: Ray, stop it...NOW! > The villagers of Ilnt retrieved their stolen goods, and Falkyn >returned to the mountains to resume his training. All: ...AS USUAL... Winston: Give me one episode where he *DOESN'T* go to the mountains! Egon: ... Winston: Gotcha! > /I must be at my strongest,/ he thought, /lest Thanatos and Kerad >decide to strike again./ Peter: Idiot, of course they'll strike again, it's called a MINISERIES! D: It's over. All: HUZZAH!!! [They stand up and exit the theatre] [Door sequence] [6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1] Peter: We've survived another chapter. Ray: Yep, without being struck down either! Egon: That's another first, at least one of us is barbequed by the time we leave. Winston: Feels good! VO Tory: Dang! We didn't strike anyone this chapter! VO Derek: I hear you... [short pause] Ghostbusters: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Egon: RUN FOR IT! Peter: OH SH-- VO Tory: CALL ME QUEEN!!!! VO Derek: ASOBI WA, OWARI DA...SHI-NE!! [A multitude of whips and bombs decends on the bridge of the VoFF. The Ghostbusters scream and scramble for cover. D struggles over and hits the button] [ FWOOOOOOOOOSH! ] \ | / \ | / \ | / \|/ -----O----- /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ [The screen goes dark, voices are overheard] "OH CRAP!" "SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, HEEEELLLPPPP!" "MOMMY!!!" "NOT THE LIGHTNING BOLT, NOT THE LIGHTN--ARRRRGGGHHH!" "Damn, Derek! You didn't have to do *THAT*! Now we'll never get the stain out!" "Calm down, a little spray and wash'll do the trick." "Master, I fear you may have zinged me with a stray electrostatic discharge." "Oops, my bad, D!" ________________________________________________________________________ "Falkyn, Chapter 20" by: Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) SHAMELESS PLUGS: You can find the rest of Falkyn the MSTing at: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com/Falkyn Tory's Real Ghostbusters Webpage: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com Komera Waddi's RPG and Interactive Stories: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Stadium/4989/ EMAIL US! Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) ______________________________________________________________________________ > "For honor, justice, and the path of good," Falkyn announced before >he stepped into the cavern. Winston: [starts to laugh] Falkyn *IS* Sailor Falkyn! Egon: (Sailor Falkyn) Giri to seigi no, Sailor fuku bishounen senshi, Seera Farukiin! [Jumps up and starts to imitate Sailor Moon] Peter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Ray: [eyes roll back in his head as he faints] Winston: EGON, STOP THAT!