Fan-Fiction Theater 3000 EPISODE: 010 -- SpaceChibis! Today's Victim: Falkyn -- Chapter 10 by Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) MSTed by Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) and Tory L. Brown (browntl@mrs.umn.edu) Disclaimer: The Real Ghostbusters are owned by Sony/DIC and Mystery Science Theatre 3K is owned by Best Brains inc., and we hope they don't mind us using their characters and settings. Tory and Derek...well...they're just visiting! Wow! This is my tenth mysting of the Falkyn series. I feel that I should celebrate, or something! KANPAI!!!! -- Tory Ce-le-brate good times, COME ON! This is the anniversary of Falkyn 10: The MSTing! Break out the champagne! No, I didn't say you, Domm Perinyone. --Derek FFT3K Theme Song [cue MST3K track] In the not-too-distant future way out and deep in space A mysterious android, name is D, Is in a dark and lonely place Stuck up on SoL, all alone, Why not do an E.T. and grab a phone? He ran some tests until some me-te-ors Made the satellite home for the Ghost-bust-ers... (Peter: "IT'S RAY'S FAULT!!!") (Ray: "IS NOT!") "I'm reading cheesy fanfics, The worst, I can find,(LA LA LA) We'll have to sit and read them all, Or you'll gradually lose your mind!" (LA LA LA) Now keep in mind, the 'busters can't control Where the fanfics begin or end, (LA LA LA) D'll try to keep the sanity Of his newfound 'busting friends! GB Roll Call! Spengler! (We're on!) Zeddemore! (Oh, man!) Ray Stantz! (Check this out...HAI-KEEBA!) Venkmaaaaaan! (Hey, baby!) If you're wonderin' how they eat and breathe And other science facts, Just tell yourself, "It's just a MST," And you should really just relax. For Fan Fiction Theater, 3000! [Guitar twang] Peter: It should be The Real Ghostbusters 3000! *KBANG* Peter: OOOOF! [D retracts the Rocket Fist] STARRING: Spengler, Egon, Dr. 6'3" Blond hair, blue eyes (which happen to be myopic, hence the red glasses) A genius with an exaggerated I.Q. Contains multiple degrees in the field of parapsychology and physics. He is responsible for the creation of the proton packs and the ecto-containment unit. Stantz, Ray, Dr. 5'8" Red hair, brown eyes The youngest member of the group, second to Egon in holding multiple degrees. He specializes in engineering and occult sciences. Egon once said he had the mental state of a six year old. Venkman, Peter, Dr. 5'10" Dk. Brown hair, green eyes All-around idiot (no kidding, Peter: HEY!) Amazingly, he has two Ph.D's, one in psychology and the other in parapsychology. He's actually smarter than he pretends to be. Most trouble they're in, is because of Peter. Zeddemore, Winston, Dr. 5'11" Black hair, brown eyes The only member of the group who doesn't have a Ph.D, he earned his 'Dr' title as an honorary member of Columbia University. The only member of the group who has common sense (Winston: Damn straight!). D 6'0" No hair, yellow eyes A Model 27 High-Density Productivity Android that took residence at the abandoned Satellite of Love. How or why he's there, no one knows. Looks like a cross between Adam of Shining Force and Data from ST: TNG. * * * * [On the VoFF, the ex-Satellite of Love] [Due to a big mistake created by the infamous Dr. Venkman, all the inhabitants of the VoFF are now Chibi-fied. The longer they stay in Chibiform, the more they are beginning to act like little kids. Tory and Derek are also still stuck on the VoFF.] Chibitory: Derek, I want some candy! Chibiderek: I don't have any! Chibitory: YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME!!! [Starts crying] Chibiwinston: Here, shut up! Chibitory: [large watery eyes] Arigato, Winnie-chan!! Chibiwinston: Oh...(*^_^*) Chibipeter: [snickers] Winnie?! Chibid: Luckily, I am only physically affected by the Chibi Effect. [Chibiray and Chibiegon are busily working on the failed experiment] Chibiray: The test subjects keep coming back mangled! Chibiegon: I don't understand it! We upgraded the matrix to at least a 4X4, but there's still the diffusion problem. I can't figure this out! Chibipeter: Cripes, Egon! I'll be glad when we're un-Chibied! Chibiwinston: We wouldn't be in this hole if it wasn't for YOU! Chibipeter: [big bambi like eyes] It was only a mistake! Chibitory: BAKA! [pounces on Chibipeter] Chibid: [dragging Chibitory away] We have Movie sign!!!! [Door sequence] [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6] [They trail in and sit down] > Falkyn -- Chapter 10 > By: Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) > >________________________________________________________ Chibitory: See this line, this is how far I'm going to stretch Peter's guts out when I'm through with him! Chibipeter: [slowly backs away] Chibiderek: You're in for it now! > Last time on Falkyn... (Is this beginning to sound like some stupid >multi-part episode of your favorite TV show? Thought so.) Chibiegon: You, too?! > Falkyn related the story of his techniques to Li'na, his protoge... > The two were commissioned to clean out a warlord's vaults... > Falkyn fell prey to a door trap... Chibiray: It was more like a sacrifice! Chibiderek: I always said he wasn't too bright. > Falkyn's katana was destroyed in a battle with an Undead samurai... > Falkyn destroyed a sealed door with his most powerful technique... > And now, the conclusion... > Chibiwinston: Tell them what they won, Bill... Chibid: (Announcer) You have won a copy of "Falkyn: The Game"! Test your brain with trivia from the Falkyn series in a game so similar to Trivial Pursuit, we've barely dodged a lawsuit! Back to you, Winston! > Falkyn rushed into the room, to find Li'na, held by two large golems, >and an apparition stood in front of her. The room itself was decorated with >paintings, artifacts, precious metals, and the like, but none of that >concerned Falkyn; he wanted to rescue his protoge. Chibiwinston: What? If that didn't concern him, why did he stop to look at the decor?! Chibipeter: (Falkyn) [girlish scream] Ohh! Purple curtains, I've always wanted purple curtains! Chibid: Thank you, Ned Flanders! > "Stop right there, wraith or whatever you might be," Falkyn said, >holding his silver weapon. Chibiderek: Omattenasai! Chibitory: Yurusenai! Chibiwinston: Tired am I! > The apparition turned to face the source of the voice. "Don't even >try it. Even with the Katana of Tentok noh Minowara, you can't even hope to >hurt me." Chibiegon: No, but I can hurt you with the Foot of Egon's Size Twelve! [Chibiegon kicks his small foot at the screen] Chibipeter: In this size, it's more like a size two now! Chibiegon: [face fault] Don't remind me! > Falkyn stared into the blade. "Perhaps, but I shall slay you, with >or without this blade." Chibitory: Uh, Falkyn? It might go a bit easier with the blade. Chibiray: (Rezock) How am I suppose to believe that? Chibipeter: (Falkyn) You already met Mr. Crispy at the hospital. What do you think? Chibiegon: The sketch from Blade, everyone! > "I am already dead," the apparition said. Chibiderek: That's what the samurai said! Chibiwinston: If I had a dime for every time I've heard that... > Falkyn shook his head. "If I had a silver chip for every time I >heard that... Let Li'na go!" Chibitory: Now you're doing it, Winston! Chibiwinston: Oh, bah! > The apparition laughed. "Restrain him." It waved its hand and two >more golems appeared behind Falkyn, holding his arms tight. Chibitory: Nani des, golem!? > The apparition spoke again. "I am Rezock. You were foolish enough >to attempt to clear out my vaults, and now, you will pay the ultimate >price." Chibipeter: No, don't make him watch BSSG! Chibis: AHHHHHH!!!! [Chibitory starts sucking on her thumb] >He turned back to Li'na. "But you, if you were to cooperate with me, you >can be spared." It ran its insubstantial hand across Li'na's jaw. Chibipeter: 0_0 Chibitory: WHAT THE--! > "I'll die before I join you," she retorted. She spat at Rezock, but >the loogie passed right through him. Chibiray: Oh, ick! Chibiderek: ECCHI! > Rezock laughed. "Young fool." The image shimmered and became solid, >with color. Rezock's robes were a dark and dingy brown, and his gray hair Chibiegon: One hint, take a bath before you hit on someone! >matted across his forehead. "You will lose even more than your life, should >you try that again." Chibiwinston: Let's see; she's lost her pride, suffered total humiliation...I say that sums it up right there! Chibiderek: It'll get much worse right about...now. >His hand caressed her jaw again, but this time his hand moved down to her >gi. Rezock slid his hand into the folds of her suit, and gently pried it >open. [The loud thunk of Chibipeter's jaw hitting the ground is heard] Chibipeter: 0_o...o_0...0_0 WHAAAAAAAA!?!?!?! Chibiegon: I'll get the mop... Chibiwinston: Yeah, soon drool will be everywhere. Chibitory: [face turns very bright red] Chibiderek: Why are you blushing? Chibitory: That's simply embarassing! > Falkyn couldn't take this. He pulled with all his available power, Chibiray: Moooooore Powwwwweeerrr!! [starts grunting a la Tim Allen] >but it wasn't enough. The golems' grip was too strong. He relaxed and >concentrated his chi into his palms. If this doesn't work, he thought, then >the golems, and ME, are going to be blown to Kingdom Come! Chibitory: Since you're the lead character, you'll live. > Rezock's gaze moved slowly across Li'na's now exposed upper torso. >Even with the mesh undershirt, there was still plenty of flesh to be seen. Chibipeter: 0_o...o_0...0_0 OH, MY GOD! [Chibitory covers her eyes] Chibitory: Oh the shame poor Li'na's going through! [bonks Derek] Chibiderek: What was that for?! Chibitory: You said it wasn't a lemon!! Chibiderek: Yurushi, Tory-chan! > "For ages have I awaited a beautiful young female as yourself," he >said. "If you want to live, you'll do as I say. Understand?" > "Never!" Li'na went to kick him where it counts, but one of the >golems grabbed her ankle. Chibiray: HAI-KEEBA! > "There is no escape," Rezock said. "You are now mine!" Chibitory: HARF! Chibiwinston: I'm going to be sick! Chibiegon: Considering the way he looks...[trails off with shuddering] > A tremendous explosion rocked the room. Rezock turned and saw rubble >from two of his golems strewn across the floor. Standing in the middle of >the debris pile, was Falkyn, katana at the ready. Chibitory: I knew it! > "How low can you go?" he asked. "If you want her, you'll have to go >through me!" Chibis: [singing] How low can you go? How high can you fly? > Rezock was about to order his remaining golems to attack, when Falkyn >waved his katana in front of him. "I said YOU, not some of your little >toys." Chibiwinston: Thank you for the clarification! > Rezock stopped, and began moving his hands around. He spoke in an >archaic language, then pointed his finger at Falkyn. Chibiegon: (Rezock) Eterpay Enkmanvay isyay upidstay! Chibipeter: Hehe--HEY! > "What is wrong? Has being dead for three hundred years adversely >affected my magic?" he asked. "I don't understand! If I can conjure up >golems, why can't I cast my Finger of Death?" Chibipeter: I don't want to know where that finger's *been* to be called the 'Finger of Death'! Chibiray: If a man with a demonic hand asks you to pull his finger...JUST SAY NO! Chibitory: Where the heck did that come from!? Chibiray: Aha, you can't cur--OUCHIE!! Chibitory: Yeah, but I can *hit*! Chibiray: And it *hurts*! > Falkyn stood tall. "Perhaps there is an object that has produced a >null-magic zone somewhere in this room?" he inquired. "That is possible." Chibitory: [blinks] Chibiwinston: I think it's the mundane sword again. > "Possible," Rezock concurred, "but far too unlikely." He looked back >to Li'na. "You wouldn't happen to know, would you?" Chibiderek: (Li'na falsetto) As if *I* would tell you! MOVE YOUR HAND! > As he turned his back, Rezock felt something plunge into it. He >looked down and saw a shining silver blade sticking out of his chest. The >blade was pulled out through his back. Chibiegon: (Rezock) Um...ouch? Oh, wait...OUCH! [Whips out a script] Ok, Oh...God...that...hurt? > "That hurt," Rezock coughed. "And now, I'm dead one more time." He >collapsed on the stone floor, [The Chibis start laughing out loud] Chibiwinston: BWAHAHAHA! "That hurt! *thud*" Chibiegon: How come these ninnies die again if they're dead?! Chibiderek: They're all undead. You know what undead is, right? Those ghosts you bust are undead. Chibipeter: Shaddup... >and the golems fell apart, now that the source of their "life" was no more. >Li'na was released from their grip, and she wrapped her gi back around >herself. Chibipeter: Awwww, it was a nice sight, though! Too bad I'm not a grown up. Chibiegon: Yeah, the screen would be a sticky mess! Chibiray: [face turns red] EGON! Chibiegon: Whoops! Sorry! Chibiwinston: The award for the most disgusting comment goes to-- Chibid: [drumroll] Chibiwinston: --Egon...HARF! > "We cannot carry this much treasure back ourselves," Falkyn said. Chibipeter: The heck you can't! >"We may have to return to Zrinth and find some people who would be willing >to help us." Chibiegon: They'll knock you out and take the loot themselves! > "Falkyn," Li'na asked, "why exactly didn't Rezock's Finger of Death >work?" Chibiderek: Because, you didn't pull it! Chibitory: Wow, Derek. I didn't know you had it in you! > "Your sword is the legendary anti-magical Mundane Sword. It Chibipeter: Not again! Chibitory: These are some boooooring weapons! Chibiegon: What's next, the Whip of Lame?! Chibiderek: How about the Dagger of Happiness? It injects a happy-drug, and the victim just sits there, smiling. Chibiray: Wouldn't that be the Prozac Dagger? Chibitory: I think that's what Ray's on! Chibiray: HEY! >generates a null-magic field forty feet in diameter," explained Falkyn. > "If my sword can do that," Li'na began, "then how come Rezock could >make those golems?" Chibitory: You ask too many questions! > Falkyn was about to respond, then he stopped and thought. "You have >a valid point. Even I am unsure as to why he could do that." > [The Chibis sigh] > The two warriors managed to clean out the vault as requested, and >they were able to return to their "home" in the mountains. Chibitory: Aww, home is where the heart is. Chibiegon: Too bad it's carved out and left on the road... Chibitory: [visibly recoils away from Egon] > Relaxing by a fire, Li'na huddled close to Falkyn. She looked up at >the warrior she had spent the last ten months with, and said, "Falkyn, >thanks for saving me from Rezock." Chibiwinston: (Li'na falsetto) Thank you for not staring at me when he undressed me. Chibipeter: (Falkyn) 0_0 *drool* Huh?! Chibiwinston: (Li'na falsetto) Aah! > "I would have done so for you anyway," Falkyn replied. He put his >arm around Li'na's shoulder. "I feel something. A strong emotion directed >towards me." Chibipeter: Oh, you feel something, all right. And it's due so-OUCHIE! Chibiegon: I thought you could restrain yourself... Chibipeter: [flustered] Y-y-you couldn't, didn't no one hit you! Chibiderek: Huh? Could you repeat that, using proper grammar? Chibipeter: Didn't I say shut up?! [starts mumbling] > "You have no idea what it is, huh? Didn't think so. You haven't had >a real family for ages." Chibitory: INCEST?!?!?! Chibiwinston: AAAHHHH! Chibiderek: Iai! > "No," Falkyn replied. "I thought it was coming from Razhad, that he >had managed to find a way to project his anger from the bag he is trapped >in, but I realized it was coming from a source much closer than that." Chibiderek: Calm down. Chibitory: Oh... Chibiray: Is it me, or is Falkyn paranoid? > "It's me," Li'na said, snuggling closer. "You know what that emotion >is?" > "No. Not quite." > "Love." Li'na looked into Falkyn's dark brown eyes. "You remember, Chibiray: HOLD IT! Chibid: [recorded scratching] Chibiray: Didn't Falkyn have *green* eyes?! [They look at Derek] Chibiderek: I guess it was the light? [sweatdrops and mutters to himself] Screw up continuity once and everyone jumps on you... >back at that tournament, when you said we could never be together?" Chibipeter: Falkyn is just too *dense* Didn't he already say he loved her? Chibiwinston: Yeah, the idiot did. Heaven forbid they reproduce, the kids'll bang their heads into walls all day! > "Well, it has turned out that I was very incorrect." Falkyn stared >into the crackling fire. "I wonder what will happen next." Chibipeter: [waggles his eyebrows in a lecherous way] I wonder, too! Chibitory: Peter, no hentai! > Li'na grabbed his jaw and turned his head so his gaze met hers. "How >about this?" she asked, then kissed him fiercely. Chibiray: Oh, how lovely! [gets hearts for eyes] Chibipeter: That's nothing! [grabs Chibitory] Chibitory: Wha the---mrupghrphgh!!! Chibipeter: How was--AAAAAAAIEEEEEEE!!! Chibitory: WHIP OF SCORCHING...FLAY!!!!!!! Chibipeter: Egon, do something! Chibiegon: Don't call on me, you brought that on yourself! Chibitory: I'VE GOT VENKMAN COOTIES!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGH! > When they broke, Falkyn said, "That was quite unexpected." > Li'na had a smirk on her face. "You liked it?" > "That was not unpleasant." Chibipeter: It was for me! [Chibiderek is trying to calm Chibitory down] Chibiderek: Peter, it's best you'd sit wayyyy on the other side of the theatre! > Li'na nudged him slightly. "What's up with that attitude? You can >drop it any time, you know." Chibiegon: (Falkyn) OK! *CLANG* Chibiwinston: (Li'na falsetto) I...didn't...mean...on...me...arrrrgh. Chibiegon: (Falkyn) Aah! > Falkyn looked up to the stars. "I wonder where we will be sent next? >I have a very good feeling it will be in another mountain." > Li'na sighed and sat back. > Chibitory: And rolled to her death. The End! Chibiderek: Great, she's back in angst mode again. Thanks a lot, Venkman! > "Are you sure you can do it?" Chibipeter: Any time, any place! Chibiegon: God, you're such a slut! Chibipeter: Hey, like I said before; I'm friendly, not a slut. Chibiwinston: [muttering] slut... Chibipeter: I heard that! > "Heh, heh, heh. Trust me, my name means 'Divine Demon' because I >drop out of the sky and strike. Nobody has survived Tenma!" > Chibiegon: Story shift warning! Chibis: Dooly dooly dooly dooly dooooo! > Falkyn was standing straight, wearing a blindfold. Li'na was >silently stalking around him. Falkyn did not move. Li'na stepped around >behind him, then jumped towards him. Chibiegon: Story shift AGAIN! Chibis: Dooly doo--ahh, screw it! > "Gotcha!" > Li'na's leap was stopped as Falkyn caught her kicking leg. She fell >to the ground, and Falkyn removed the band. > "Not quiet enough?" Li'na asked. Chibiwinston: No, when I heard you fall and cursing, that gave me a clue you were coming. > Falkyn's head snapped up and he spun to face a tall tree. Something >flew out of it, Chibiegon: Monkey attack! Run for it!!! Chibiwinston: --the heck?! > and a silhouette appeared against the sun. Falkyn spied a >glint of a metal weapon, and backflipped away as the figure came crashing >down to the earth, its axe reflecting the sunlight. Falkyn drew his shining >silver katana and prepared for yet another fight. Chibid: (Shao Kahn) FIGHT! > The man was large, at least seven feet tall. He had a scar that >closed his left eye permanently, and his dark red hair reached his waist. Chibipeter: (Man) I use pantene! >He wore large forearm guards and boots, and his clothes were made of various >furs sewn together. He chuckled and said, "Today is a good day to die, >neh?" Chibitory: 0_0 KAWAII!!!!! Red hair, oh oh oh, he's cute! Chibiderek: [sighs] Even with a scar on his face? Chibitory: All the more rugged! > "For you, maybe," Falkyn replied. > The big man laughed. "I will not die. It is you, as I have been >ordered to end your existence." Chibiray: Do you know how many were sent to kill him? Don't you think they'd get the hint already!? > "Who has requested I die?" Falkyn asked. "Tell me, or you shall not >return to them!" > He laughed again. "Now why would you want me, the mighty Tenma, to >answer such a stupid question?" Chibis: YOU'RE ALL STUPID!!! > Falkyn's eyes narrowed and a slight maroon glow emanated from them. Chibipeter: Now that's what I call, bloodshot! Chibiegon: That's how you usually look in the morning! Chibipeter: Who asked you, Spengler? SHADDUP! >"Because if you do not, I will draw and quarter you, then quarter you again, >then several more times, then quarter those pieces a few times. There won't >be enough left of you to cremate." Chibiegon: That's a bit drastic, don't you think? Chibipeter: And time consuming! Chibiwinston: Just set him on fire, it'll be quicker! Chibiderek: He wanted to sound intimidating. Chibitory: Heck, I can sound intimidating! [stands up and looms over Peter and speaks in a deep, scratchy voice] Your butt is *mine*! Chibipeter: It worked! [shudder] > The huge axe came flying at him. Falkyn barely managed to duck, >letting the axe fly overhead and smash through a tree. The weapon returned >to its wielder, who said, "Mada yaru tsumori ka yo, Falkyn?" (Still want to >try it, Falkyn?) Chibiderek: Ohaiyo gozaimasu! Genki desu ka? Genki genki! All right, now what the hey did I just say?! Chibitory: You speak more Japanese than I do! You just said Good morning, How are you? I'm fine! GEEZ! > "Gladly," replied the scarred warrior. He rushed forward, then >blurred as he went into his Sansou-Ken/Swift Wind technique. His katana >came down, but clashed against Tenma's axe. Chibid: *CLANG* > "Satsuu!" (Murder) Tenma shouted. "Feast on his blood!" The axe >came down, intending to bisect Falkyn, when a longsword blocked the downward >swing. > "Li!" Falkyn said. "Don't get involved!" Tenma continued to press, >but he could not break Falkyn's weapon. Chibiegon: I wouldn't! > Tenma removed his left hand from his axe and wrapped it around >Li'na's neck. "Falkyn," he said, "relent or she dies!" > Suddenly, Tenma's eyes widened. Chibiderek: Oops. Chibiegon: What? Chibiderek: Read: eyes. Tenma's left eye is scarred shut. That's why I "oops"ed. >Li'na had kicked him in the most painful area available. Tenma fell to the >ground, gasping and holding the injured region. Chibis: HAI-KEEBA! Chibitory: GOOOO, LI'NA!!!! > "Tenma, it looks like you're dead." Falkyn raised his silver katana. Chibiwinston: I'd say he's dead, if there's a body just lying there... >He hesitiated, then put it away. "There is no honor in killing a man when >he cannot fight." He pulled Tenma to his feet. "Listen to me. You will go >back to whoever it is who sent you, and say you were beaten and humiliated." Chibiwinston: IDIOTS! Chibitory: I don't believe this! [Chibiwinston and Chibitory start screaming at the screen] Chibiegon: There he goes again! Chibiderek: There she goes again! [The rest of the Chibis sigh] > Tenma grabbed Satsuu and hobbled off. Chibiray: (Tenma) Waa! Time to make the doughnuts! Chibiwinston: [raises an eyebrow] > Falkyn watched as Tenma's giant figure disappeared over the horizon. >"Soshi." (Pathetic) Chibiderek: Muyo. (Useless) > "Who would want you killed?" Li'na asked. "Razhad hasn't hypnotized >anybody into doing his bidding yet, right?" Chibitory: There she goes with the questions again! > Falkyn nodded. "I wonder..." He turned back to Li'na. "Now, before >we were so rudely interrupted by the assassin, I believe we were in the >process of training?" Chibipeter: (Falkyn) Ne? [wriggles his eyebrows] Chibiegon: I would hit you for that, but that could be an actual innuendo! Chibiderek: I don't write hentai! Chibitory: You sure do have a lot of 'innuendos' littered here and there. Remember the cat-o-nine tails? Chibiderek: [turns red] I said that was torture equipment. Chibitory: [smug expression] Yeah, right... Chibiderek: ARRRRGH! > Li'na looked into his eyes. "Actually, I have a better idea." Chibitory: OOOOO! Hot stuff, coming through! > Falkyn backpedaled slightly. "What are you thinking?" His look >changed from coolness to desperation. "You aren't serious?" Chibiwinston: Oh, my God! Chibiegon: I hope this isn't what I'm thinking it is! Chibipeter: And if it is, WHOOO, MAMA! Chibitory: WHOA! > Li'na put her arms around Falkyn. "Why not?" Chibiegon: There's a simple matter of a disease... Chibiderek: You're getting closer and closer to hentai, Egon. Chibiegon: Sorry! > "We can't." Chibiwinston: Thank God! We don't need little Li'nas and Falkyns! > "There's nobody here." > "I mean... no... we shouldn't..." Chibiray: Someone want to get this woman a hose!? > Li'na interrupted the thought by kissing Falkyn on the lips. > [Chibipeter and Chibitory fall out] *THUD* *THUD* Chibiegon: He's been waiting for a sex scene since the beginning! Chibiray: And now that one's here, he faints! Chibiderek: I don't do hentai, guys. > "You WHAT?!" Chibipeter: Fainted...WAAAAAAA!!!!! > "I failed." > "You're an idiot, completely orokana (devoid of thought; a very old >and very personal Japanese insult)! I should have known better; all brawn >with no brain! Chibitory: Nothing wrong with that! [demonic grin] Chibiwinston: You'd rather have a man with no brains? Chibitory: They're too much of a hassle, believe me, I've dealt with Egon in the past... Chibiegon: [red face] WHAT?! Chibitory: Never mind! > Get out of my sight, Tenma! Lest you incur my wrath!" Chibiwinston: I'd say he's done that already! > Tenma stood up from his kneeling position. He raised Satsuu and >said, "You have incurred MY wrath! Shi-ne!" Chibiray: No, you've incurred *MY* wrath! HAI-KEEBA! Chibiderek: You can drop the HAI-KEEBA line any time now, Ray. Chibiray: Never! HAI-KEEBA! Chibiderek: Oog! Ack! Gasp! Uhh. Mada yaru tsumori ka yo? > Tenma wiped the blood from Satsuu's cutting edge. "Consider that my >resignation," he said, not even looking over his shoulder to the just-dead, >bisected corpse. "Find someone else to take care of your problems; >specifically, your burial." Chibiderek: (Corpse) No thanks, I can handle it alone! ROSEBUD! Chibipeter: I wonder if he's a postal clerk! Chibid: He went a little overboard. Correct, master? Chibiderek: I'd say so. And now, [deep breath](deep voice) The fanfic, is... OVER!!! Chibis: HUZZAH! [They exit the Theatre] [6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1] Chibipeter: Well, looks like we still chibied. Chibiegon: I don't think the affects are fixed, they should leave in a while. Chibitory: That's your excuse for EVERYTHING, Egon! I'm about friggin fed up! Chibiderek: Calm down, Tory! We've had this discussion before! Chibitory: [wields a bat] I'm sorry, Derek. You deal with things your way, I'll deal with things *my* way. C'mere, Egon luv. [cackles] Chibiegon: Feet, don't fail me!!!! [Chibiegon takes off with Chibitory chasing him screaming] Chibitory: GET BACK HERE, YOU JERK! YOUR BUTT IS MINE! [She swings wildly. Egon ducks and accidently hits the button] [ FWOOOOOOOOOSH! ] \ | / \ | / \ | / \|/ -----O----- /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ [Screen grows dark, voices overheard] "Poor, Egon." "I know. Luckily, our insurance is paid up!" *CRASH* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" "TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!" "I'M NOT A MAN, I'M A KID NOW AIIIIEEEE!" "Yep, like I said before, good thing our insurance is paid up." "Uh, Ray. I've been meaning to talk to you about that..." "PETER?!" ________________________________________________________________________ "Falkyn, Chapter 10" by: Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) SHAMELESS PLUGS: You can find the rest of Falkyn the MSTing at: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com/Falkyn Tory's Real Ghostbusters Webpage: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com Komera Waddi's RPG and Interactive Stories: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Stadium/4989/ EMAIL US! Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) _________________________________________________________________________ >"Because if you do not, I will draw and quarter you, then quarter you again, >then several more times, then quarter those pieces a few times. There won't >be enough left of you to cremate." Chibiegon: That's a bit drastic, don't you think? Chibipeter: And time consuming! Chibiwinston: Just set him on fire, it'll be quicker! Chibiderek: He wanted to sound intimidating. Chibitory: Heck, I can sound intimidating! [stands up and looms over Peter and speaks in a deep, scratchy voice] Your butt is *mine*! Chibipeter: It worked! [shudder]