Fan-Fiction Theater 3000 EPISODE: 016 -- Quiet, too quiet. Today's Victim: Falkyn -- Chapter 16 by Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) MSTed by Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) and Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Disclaimer: The Real Ghostbusters are owned by Sony/DIC and Mystery Science Theatre 3K is owned by Best Brains inc., and we hope they don't mind us using their characters and settings. FFT3K Theme Song [cue MST3K track] In the not-too-distant future way out and deep in space A mysterious android, name is D, Is in a dark and lonely place Stuck up on SoL, all alone, Why not do an E.T. and grab a phone? He ran some tests until some me-te-ors Made the satellite home for the Ghost-bust-ers... (Peter: "IT'S RAY'S FAULT!!!") (Ray: "IS NOT!") "I'm reading cheesy fanfics, The worst, I can find,(LA LA LA) We'll have to sit and read them all, Or you'll gradually lose your mind!" (LA LA LA) Now keep in mind, the 'busters can't control Where the fanfics begin or end, (LA LA LA) D'll try to keep the sanity Of his newfound 'busting friends! GB Roll Call! Spengler! (We're on!) Zeddemore! (Oh, man!) Ray Stantz! (Check this out...HAI-KEEBA!) Venkmaaaaaan! (Hey, baby!) If you're wonderin' how they eat and breathe And other science facts, Just tell yourself, "It's just a MST," And you should really just relax. For Fan Fiction Theater, 3000! [Guitar twang] Peter: It should be The Real Ghostbusters 3000! *KBANG* Peter: OOOOF! [D retracts the Rocket Fist] STARRING: Spengler, Egon, Dr. 6'3" Blond hair, blue eyes (which happen to be myopic, hence the red glasses) A genius with an exaggerated I.Q. Contains multiple degrees in the field of parapsychology and physics. He is responsible for the creation of the proton packs and the ecto-containment unit. Stantz, Ray, Dr. 5'8" Red hair, brown eyes The youngest member of the group, second to Egon in holding multiple degrees. He specializes in engineering and occult sciences. Egon once said he had the mental state of a six year old. Venkman, Peter, Dr. 5'10" Dk. Brown hair, green eyes All-around idiot (no kidding, Peter: HEY!) Amazingly, he has two Ph.D's, one in psychology and the other in parapsychology. He's actually smarter than he pretends to be. Most trouble they're in, is because of Peter. Zeddemore, Winston, Dr. 5'11" Black hair, brown eyes The only member of the group who doesn't have a Ph.D, he earned his 'Dr' title as an honorary member of Columbia University. The only member of the group who has common sense (Winston: Damn straight!). D 6'0" No hair, yellow eyes A Model 27 High-Density Productivity Android that took residence at the abandoned Satellite of Love. How or why he's there, no one knows. Looks like a cross between Adam of Shining Force and Data from ST: TNG. * * * * [On the VoFF, the ex-Satellite of Love] [The 'busters are just sitting in front of a television set, eating popcorn and commenting.] Peter: I love quiet days. Ray: Yeah, but I miss the firehouse, though. Winston: You do have a point. I just miss my own bed. [They all sigh] Egon: I miss my lab. I have so many experiments to run and not enough equipment! Winston: So that's why you're always in the holocabana! You're running experiments! Egon: Sshhhh! You want *them* to hear!? [Egon motions to the ceiling] Peter: Oh, *them*! I understand! Ray: Well, we have only 3 more chapters to go. Maybe Ecto-1k will be done by then! Peter: And pigs fly... D: I'd hate to interrupt, but we have MOVIE SIGN! [Door sequence] [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6] [They trail in and sit down] > Falkyn -- Chapter 16 > By: Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) > >________________________________________________________ Peter: Everybody Conga!!!! >(Author's note: The words in brackets are translated from Japanese. I know >I've put them in parentheses in previous chapters, but this time, it's going >to be used in casual conversation, and writing it in Japanese, then English >translations is time-consuming and boring. A few words will be left >untranslated, but they will have their proper translations as per the >previous chapters.) > Egon: Thanks ever so much for the warning. Winston: More pain...as usual. > While Falkyn was training in his mountain home in Kumay, he recieved >an unexpected visitor. Peter: (Death) It's me, Death! Remember me? Oh, are you dead yet? Egon: (Falkyn) Uh, no. Peter: (Death) Oh ok... how about now? Egon: (Falkyn) NO! Go home, Death! Peter: (Death) Aah! > "[Tenma! What are you doing here?]" Ray: (Falkyn) Using the bathroom, if you don't *MIND* > "[I was contracted to retrieve a stolen object of value from my new >employer,]" the giant of a man replied. Peter: [So I'm forced to talk to you with the odd brackets!] Egon: How did you do that? Ray: [What?] Egon: That! Winston: [Whatever do you mean, Egon?] Egon: You three are seriously mentally deranged. D: [I do not understand, Dr. Spengler.] Egon: Don't you get in on it, D! > "[That doesn't seem all that bad.]" > "[It gets worse. We can't find the thief anywhere on the planet.]" Peter: Here we go! Falkyn and Tenma's Excellent Adventure! Ray: (Tenma a la Bill) Bogus! Winston: (Falkyn a la Ted) Dude! That was non, non, non, non, non-heinous! Both: EXCELLENT!!! [Winston and Ray jump from their seats and start to air guitar] > "Nani?" (What?) Peter: ... Egon: Don't say it! I know you're gonna say, 'nanny-nanny-poo-poo' Peter: You're no fun! > "[He has access to a time-traveling device.]" > "[He could be anywhere, at any time!]" Winston: [singing] Anytime...anyplace... Peter: Thank you, Janet Jackson! Winston: Funny, you knew who sang it! Peter: Because, she's a hottie! Winston: I'd have to agree with you there! > "[Not quite. His device was set for a certain time and place, and we >will follow him back, or forward, and bring what he stole back.]" > "[By 'we' you mean you and me, right?]" Egon: No, he means you, me and the keg of beer! Ray: Beer!? Peter: Ignore Egon...he was hanging out at the wet bar again. Egon: I do not hang at the wet bar like some sort of a drunk! Winston: Whatever you say, Egon... > The cycloptic man nodded. "[He was followed to the device, which is >still set for the same location and time as it was when he left in the first >place. We have not much time.]" Ray: The taco bell is slowly steaming it's way through! Winston: HARF! > "[You know, gallavanting through time can really screw things up.]" > He nodded again. > Peter: Then why go? Winston: Peter, it's called plot devices...remember? Peter: Oh yeah, I think I've been in space so long, my head's turning into it! Egon: Sorry, that condition was prevalent before we got here! Ray: Zinger! > "[His name is Illor Kivenski. He stole a plane-travelling device >known as the 'Blue Velvet Orb',]" Tenma explained while they journeyed to >the time-traveler. Winston: The one russian guy. Egon: Oh, him?! Winston: Yeah! > "[I guess the Eye of the Tiger is not the only artifact that can do >plane-hopping.]" Falkyn held the tiny emerald in his hand. Ray: (singing) Princess Falkyn and the Jewel Riders! Winston: Princess!? Egon: Jewel Riders!? Peter: UGH! D: O_O > "[According to my employer's directions, we must obtain the Orb, and >take it to wherever we must go to work its power and send us home.]" Egon: I foresee it happening someplace really obvious! Ray: Meaning? Egon: They might have to time jump from a women's bathroom or something! Peter: OOOH! I wanna go! Winston: You would! > "[I thought you said the Orb was a plane-traveler.]" > "[It is. I just hope Illor doesn't know it can travel time and space >as well.]" > Egon: That's like having a car, but not knowing where the ignition key goes... > "[This is it,]" Tenma announced as they arrived at a large machine. >There was a large, flat pad in the middle of it, and a small control panel >facing the pad read, "1995, Earth, England, London," in glowing green >letters. Peter: Penny for da poor guvnor! Egon: London? Ray: High class thieves! > "[Where and when is that place?]" Falkyn asked. > Tenma shook his head. "[The Orb only works in a certain place on >each world. I pray Illor doesn't know that.]" Peter: Gee, that's like dying of starvation after being locked in a grocery store overnight! Winston: That was worse than Egon's comment! Peter: Exactly! > "[Can we take the Orb and leave Illor there, knowing he can't return >to the Islands?]" > "[I think.]" Peter: Another recipe for pain. Egon: Oh yeah! > The two fighters stepped onto the pad, and one of the many people >examining the device turned it on, sending Tenma and Falkyn to Earth, in the >year 1995, to London, England. > Winston: Boy, are they off a few years! Ray: Yeah, it's like what, 99? Egon: It was when we got here... Ghostbuters: AHHHHH!! > They arrived in a dark room. Peter: [Twilight zone theme song] > "[Now where are we?]" Falkyn asked. > Tenma stumbled over a large box. "[It would appear to be a storage >room of some sort,]" he replied. "[We must find a door.]" Egon: If it's a storage room, then it has a door. Think you, idiots! Rooms have doors! If it wasn't a room, it would be a cage! Winston: Is that smoke coming from his ears?! Ray: Yep! Peter: People who ignore logic make him go postal! Egon: Like you! Peter: Aah! > Falkyn brushed against something on the wall, and the room lit up. Peter: (Gremlin) Bright light, bright light! >He turned and saw a small white switch, pointing upward. On the ceiling of >the room was a glass bulb, emitting a bright light. "[What is that?]" Winston: I've been dying to say this...IMPENDING DOOM! [Nothing happens] Winston: Hey! I said...IMPENDING DOOM! [Crickets chirp] Egon: Only I can work the...IMPENDING DOOM! [Lightning flashes and thunder roars] Winston: Damn you! Peter: It's ok, Winston. I can say it and nothing happens. IMPENDING DOOM! [Lightning cackles and thunder growls again] Peter: Well, I'll be. It worked! Ray: Hmmm, IMPENDING DOOM! [Same effects as before.] Winston: THIS ISN'T FAIR! > Tenma shook his head. "[Ah, there's the door.]" > They stepped out into a large room. Many tables dotted the room, and >approximately four people sat at each table. Various conversations were >taking place at each table, and one person at each of the tables had an >opaque screen of sorts, and several open books were in the possession of >each person. Peter: They stepped into James Bond's headquarters! Egon: The name's Spengler, Egon Spengler. > "Fireball? Heads up, guys!" somebody shouted. All: YIPE! [Everyone falls to the floor] > Instinctively, Falkyn and Tenma dropped to the floor and brandished >their weapons. Surprisingly, no fireball erupted. With a sigh of relief, >the weapons returned to their sheaths. Peter: It's clear! > "[That was strange,]" Tenma said. Egon: I'll say. Don't DO that! > Another person suddenly said, "I'll whip out my Staff of Storms and >summon a lightning bolt!" Winston: --the hell! Ray: You idiot, you can't combat a fireball with a lightning bolt. Go for the ice attack! > "[Inside a building?]" Falkyn asked. "[With all these people? >Sounds very dangerous.]" Winston: Damn RPGers! > "All right," the screened person at that table said. "Roll for >initiative. What'll you do, Sal?" Egon: Yep, RPGers. Ray: OOH! I wonder what they're playing! Peter: Why? You'll never get to play with them, anyway. > Tenma shook his head yet again. "[Perhaps we should leave.]" Egon: That's the smartest thing you've said all through the fic! > As they left, somebody who was returning to his table saw them and >said, "Cool costumes, fellas! What class are your PCs?" Peter: (Falkyn) Duh...remedial! > "Class? PCs? Egon: Er, Ray? Ray: Yes? Egon: Translate please. Ray: PCs are the player's character. Class as in vampire, druid, mage. Winston: Don't mention vampires! Ray: [starts to shudder] > What kind of language is this?" Falkyn asked. Winston: You understood what they said...so it's ENGLISH! Ray: Common... Winston: SHADDUP! Ray: Just trying to help! > "I do not know what you speak of," Tenma said. "We must find the >Blue Velvet Orb and return to our world." > "Whoa," the man said. "Rippin' module! What's it called?" VO Tory: The return of Donbran! VO Derek: NO! VO Both: AAAH! > Falkyn pushed him aside. "We don't have time for this. Ikuze, >(Let's go) Tenma." > > Falkyn concentrated on powerful magical sources situated on the >Earth's surface. He found only one, and he and Tenma followed the magical >radiation to the London Post Office Tower. Peter: Rain, snow, sleet and hail, cannot keep us Ghostbusters from our job. Winston: Be it obscure quotes or just plain stupidity; Peter Venkman is on the loose--er, job. Peter: Drop dead, Zed! > When they arrived, the door was locked. Falkyn blasted it open with >a Sou-Chi-Dan and they worked their way up to the top, where they found a >large package marked "Fragile". Egon: (Falkyn) It's in he--WHOOP! *CRASH* > "[That's it,]" Falkyn said, pointng to the package. "[The dweomer is >emanating from that object.]" Peter: PU! > Tenma ripped it open, and inside was a glowing blue sphere. "[This >must be the Blue Velvet Orb. Now, we must return to the Islands and take >this to my employer.]" Winston: (Falkyn) Before my pimp gets mad and beats me with a coathanger... again! Ray: Winston--- Winston: I know, I know...no pimp comments...[mumbles] Chump. > "[Tenma, while I have the chance, I want to ask you something: how >did you survive Karados? Li'na and I saw you die on the stone floor. I >have the feeling you're hiding something.]" Peter: What? Is it hanging out?! Egon: That's disgusting! Peter: He said something, Egon. Not pen--mrughthpohg!? Egon: NO! SHADDUP! > Tenma, Orb in hand, stopped where he stood. "[I guess I can't hide >it any longer, huh?]" He began to explain why he survived. "[A long time >ago, I was given a wish as payment for a job I did. I wished that damage >done to my body would be regenerated.]" Winston: Clue plot contrivance! Egon: You're really itching for Derek to char you, huh? Winston: [absolutely speechless] VO Derek: I'll take your silence as a yes. > Falkyn pointed to Tenma's scarred left eye. "[What about that?]" > "[That was done with a sword of wounding,]" Tenma replied. "[As you >know, weapons of wounding are enchanted so that any damage done by them >cannot be regenerated or healed magically. It's been with me for over >thirty years, and is the only damage done to me that I haven't healed with >my wish.]" Winston: SEE! Egon: I'd have to agree with you on that one! *KABOOM* *KABOOM* Both: [very charred] OUCH! Winston: I think my boots melted! > "[I see.]" Peter: Tenma spies, with his one good eye... Ray: I got my eye on you! Egon: I guess you can say, the eyes have it! Winston: [groans] > From the doorway came several police officers. "'alt ryte theya!" Peter: [chanting] Yah, yah, Cthulu kataga! Egon: Don't say that! Ray: You remember what happened last time! Peter: Oh calm down! He's still asleep! Winston: Ssh!! Fourth Wall: Too late! [A loud groaning echos in the theatre] >one of them ordered. "Breakin' inta gover'ment buildin's 's a fed'rul >'fense! Put y' 'ands where I c'n see 'em!" (Author's note: I'm trying to >get the officers' English accents, and this is the best I can do) Egon: They seem to be more Scottish than anything. Ray: Hell forbid we see the worse! Winston: [large eyes] RAY! Ray: Sorry! > "[What did he say?] Falkyn asked. "If that was Common, it has a very >strange accent." > "No' as strange as yours," another officer said. "You're unda arrest >for break-'n-ent'ring. Na-oh you gunna come quietly 'r we gonna have ta get >med'evo on y'?" [short pause] All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ray: The Pulp Fiction quote, folks! Peter: (Forrest Gump) Don't make me get medieval on your buttocks! > "'Med-evo'?" Falkyn asked. "Oh, you mean 'medieval'!" He got a >sinister gleam in his purple-glowing eyes. "We can show you 'medieval'!" Egon: 'ere's y' medievo right 'ere! [stands up and x-chops at his crotch] D: [stands and starts x-chopping as well] Winston: No more wrestling for you two. > Tenma chuckled as he unholstered Satsuu, the giant battle-axe. "Are >you feeling lucky?" Peter: (Tenma) Now you can ask yourself, did he have one axe or two? Well, do you feel lucky, Punk? Well, do ya! > The officers unholstered their pistols and drew beads on the two >fighters. "Maybe y' should ask y'self that question," a third officer said. > Tenma slowly set the Orb down and looked to Falkyn. He nodded to >him. Peter: (Tenma) Let's Tango! > Falkyn returned the nod and tiny arcs of chi danced about his sword. >He turned to face the officers. "Zantetsuken!" (Slashing Iron Sword) >Falkyn sliced an arc out of the air, and a wide blade of chi chopped the >barrels off the pistols. Peter: Yes! The sword is mighter than the gun! Ray: ... Peter: I don't want to hear it, Ray! Ray: OK. > "This is very important," Tenma explained. "This Orb is an artifact >not from this world. Me and my friend here have to take it back to our time >and home world because it was stolen by Illor Kivenski. Now stand aside or >we will show you what it fells like to be slashed, cut, and charred very >close to death." Egon: (Falkyn) Whist I bore you with my plan! > "Y' don' scare 's tha' e'slee," the first officer said, although he >was visibly very shaken. "Call f' backup, Niles. We'll need it." Peter: Hourked on phoniex werkued four mee! > The officer called Niles ran out of the building very fast. > "We have no time for this!" Falkyn said, exasperated. "[Follow me.]" >He blew a hole in the side of the tower and the two jumped out. Winston: OK, how come they didn't do that before? Egon: Really! If he could blast a hole in the side of the tower, he should have done it the moment they police busted into the room! Peter: You two really should think so hard. Winston: Well, I can't help it. > As they plummetted two hundred metres to the ground, Falkyn said, >"[Hold on to me!]" Peter: (Li'na falsetto) Gladly! Egon: Er, Peter...I don't think she's even in this episode! Peter: Well, I had to make a hentai comment somehow! > Tenma grabbed hold of Falkyn's left arm, while Falkyn fired a Renzoku >Chi Dan to slow their descent. However, they were still falling fast enough >to make a sizabale crack in the pavement below. Ray: That's gotta hurt! Egon: Say no to crack! > "Tanoshikaatawa," (That was fun) Falkyn remarked sarcastically. Ray: Tanooki! Winston: [shakes his head] I never understand him half of the time. > "[I know what you mean,]" Tenma added. "[Can you find the point on >the Earth where the space-time continuum is the weakest?]" > "[I may be able to do just that,]" Falkyn replied. A few seconds >later, he had the location. He pointed toward a large dome to the east. Egon: What did I say! Winston: You don't know that yet, Egon! > "[Many people have congregated there,]" Tenma said. "[I doubt it >would be wise to attempt time-travelling there.]" > "[We don't have the time to argue about time,]" Falkyn suddenly >snapped. D: TTTTWWWWAAANNNNGGG! >"[Now are you coming or am I going to leave you on this backwards world?]" > "[I guess doing insane things is what we do,]" Tenma sighed, and >followed Falkyn to Wembley Stadium, during the finals of the FA Cup. > Egon: Pay up, Zeddemore! Winston: [grumbles as he gives Egon a dollar] > They were stopped at the gate. "Y' go' a ticket, son?" the guard >asked. "Can' g' in w'thout one." > "We don't have time!" Falkyn said. He blasted the guard with a small >chi sphere. "Come on!" > Peter: Finally! Ray: Thank heavens! He finally cut the middleman out and just did what he SHOULD have done in the beginning! > "[It's at the exact centre of the field,]" Falkyn said. > "[What are the odds of that happening?]" Tenma asked rhetorically. > "[I don't know and I don't care. We have to get to centre field!]" > "[Wait!]" > "[Why?]" Winston: [How?] Ray: [When?] Peter: [Where!?] Egon: What!? [The other Ghostbusters start to laugh at Egon] Egon: I hope you all get constipated from all that cheese you consumed yesterday. > "[We can't risk causing any panic. We'll have to wait for a while.]" > "[I can create a distraction, and then we can get to centre field, >activate the Orb, and send us home.]" > "[O-kayyy.]" Peter: O-kayyy, meaning something dumb is about to happen! > Before Tenma could continue, Falkyn was bounding up the outside wall >of the stadium. He stood on the rim of the stadium and charged a Genki-Dama >(Life Force Sphere). > Egon: (Father) Honey! Look, a life force sphere! Ray: (Mother) Aww how cute! Both: AAAHHH! > "Goooooaaaaaaallllllllll!!! Goooooaaaaaaallllllllll!!! Gooooaaaa--! >Wha's that?" > "Wha', Albert?" > "Someone's standin' on th' rim o' the stad'yum. I d'know wha' 'e's >doin'. Call s'cur'ty, Ed." > Peter: Marv Albert?!?! WTF?! Winston: Is he going to be wearing women's underwear in this? All: [shuddering violently] > Falkyn fully charged the Genki-Dama and released it to explode over >the field. Suddenly, he heard an explosion, and felt something small, hard, >and very hot drive into his side. He turned and saw another police officer, >gun drawn, barrel smoking. "Y' comin' wi' me, chum." Peter: Now that's how you handle things. Shoot first and ask questions later! > "I beg to differ... Koto Tsuki In!" (Koto Moon Negative) Falkyn >dashed forward and slashed upward across the officer's chest, then slammed >downward on his head, driving him to the ground, and blasted him with a >maroon chi burst. At that time, the Genki-Dama exploded. > Egon: *boom* Winston: Not that much of an explosion, eh? D: [really big explosion] **BOOOOOOMMMM** > Tenma was charging into the stadium and arrived in centre field with >the Blue Velvet Orb. "[Falkyn, now would be a good time,]" he said, looking >around. He saw Falkyn's shape on the rim of the stadium, fighting another >form. He saw Falkyn send the other figure down, then he felt the explosion >of the Genki-Dama. "[Nice distraction. Falkyn! Get down here!]" Peter: (Scorpion) GET OVER HERE! > The figure leaped down to where his ally stood. "[Shall we leave >now?]" Egon: No, just stand there and get your butts flattened! Ray: Easy, Egon... > Tenma nodded. "[Blue Velvet Orb, return us to our own time and >place! I command you!]" Egon: (Tenma) And I mean now, dammit! [makes whipcracking noises] Peter: I think Egon secretly practices S&M! Egon: WHAT?! Peter: You have the whipcrack down pat! Ray: I dunno, Egon seems to be more of the M than the S...or that's what Janine told me. [The buster's eyes grow big] Ray: Whoops! > The Orb flashed with blue light and suddenly changed to orange. >Tenma looked into it and his eye widened. "[Uh-oh.]" > "[I don't like the sound of that. What have you done?]" > "[I fear I may have permanently damaged the space-time continuum.]" Egon: (Ren) You EEdiot! > "Kuso!" (Feces) > "Kuso [would be the perfect way to describe this. We're ankle-deep >in it.]" > "[Only ankle-deep?]" > "[But head-first.]" > "[Oh.]" Peter: With it up the nose as well. Winston: Might as well add the mouth, too. > The light flared again and the two travellers shifted across space >and time, while it warped behind them. > All: (singing) Let's do the time warp again!!!! > They reappeared on the travel-pad, Tenma holding the glowing orange >sphere. > "[Let's take it back where it belongs,]" Falkyn suggsted. > Peter: (Falkyn) Even though we just screwed up the continuum. Hell, dude might not even be alive! > Some time later, Tenma had returned the Blue Velvet Orb, which had >regained a little of its original blue color, to a monastary in Farrawee. >He recieved a modest paymet of thirty-two silver pieces. Egon: They only got 32 dollars for their adventure!? Peter: You'd think it was the army or something! > "[I must return to Jubei-sensei and continue my training under him,]" >Tenma announced, and as he was about to leave, Falkyn stopped him. > "[Before you leave, tell me what your real name is. I doubt anyone >would name their child 'Tenma' if they knew what it meant.]" Ray: Only if you were born with horns and a tail... VO Satan: And what's wrong with that?! [bug eyed stares] Ray: Uh...nothing! > Tenma smiled. "[I cannot answer that yet. What you seek, will come >to you in time.]" He emphasized the last word and left. Ray: TIME! Winston: ARGH! > "[I don't get that guy,]" Falkyn muttered, as he went his own way >back to Kumay. Winston: I wouldn't want him! VO Tory: I would! VO Derek: You would! D: It is over. Let's leave. All: YAY! [They stand up and exit the theatre] [Door sequence. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1] Egon: I'm tired. Peter: Yeah, me too. That fic drained me. Ray: I'm so sleepy....[falls out and starts to snore] Winston: Oh God! Ray! [yawns and falls next to Ray] D: Oh dear, sensors show a rise in carbon dioxide! No wonder the 'Busters are falling out. Master? VO Derek: ZzZzzZzZz D: Oh-no! Tory? VO Tory: ZZZZzzzZZZZzzz D: Kuso! [D pushes the button] [ FWOOOOOOOOOSH! ] \ | / \ | / \ | / \|/ -----O----- /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ [Screen grows dark] ________________________________________________________________________ "Falkyn, Chapter 16" by: Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) SHAMELESS PLUGS: You can find the rest of Falkyn the MSTing at: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com/Falkyn Tory's Real Ghostbusters Webpage: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com Komera Waddi's RPG and Interactive Stories: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Stadium/4989/ EMAIL US! Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) __________________________________________________________________________ > "[O-kayyy.]" Peter: O-kayyy, meaning something dumb is about to happen!