Fan-Fiction Theater 3000 EPISODE: **2 -- Here Comes The Men in Skirts! Today's Victim: Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters -- Part 2 By Checkers87! (checkers87@hotmail.com) MSTed by Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) and Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Disclaimer: The Real Ghostbusters is owned by Sony/DIC and Mystery Science Theatre 3k is owned by Best Brains inc., and we hope they don't mind us using their characters and settings. Sailor Moon was created by Takeuchi Naoko-sama. MSTing sections edited for grammar, spelling, and 640x480 res by Derek Floyd. BSSG sections edited for 640x480 res ONLY by Derek Floyd. Nothing by Tory Brown...dammit! (Hey! She does the MSTing, I do the editing, and we both apply the finishing touches! Give her some credit! --Derek) "Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters" belongs to Checkers87 and he's welcome to it. We take no responsibility for his work. However, we would like to say that this MST of his work is no discredit to the author himself; just the fanfic. So please, Checkers87, if you're out there, don't take this as an insult. This was all done with fun in mind. We don't want our mailboxes to be assaulted by flames! Yet another installment of human torture. Things occur in here that shouldn't just plain happen. One hint, it's lemony stale! *HARF* --Tory FFT3K Theme Song [cue MST3K track] In the not-too-distant future way out and deep in space A mysterious android, name is D, Is in a dark and lonely place Stuck up on SoL, all alone, Why not do an E.T. and grab a phone? He ran some tests until some me-te-ors Made the satellite home for the Ghost-bust-ers... (Peter: "IT'S RAY'S FAULT!!!") (Ray: "IS NOT!") "I'm reading cheesy fanfics, The worst, I can find,(LA LA LA) We'll have to sit and read them all, Or you'll gradually lose your mind!" (LA LA LA) Now keep in mind, the 'busters can't control Where the fanfics begin or end, (LA LA LA) D'll try to keep the sanity Of his newfound 'busting friends! GB Roll Call! Spengler! (We're on!) Zeddemore! (Oh, man!) Ray Stantz! (Check this out...HAI-KEEBA!) Venkmaaaaaan! (Hey, baby!) If you're wonderin' how they eat and breathe And other science facts, Just tell yourself, "It's just a MST," And you should really just relax. For Fan Fiction Theater, 3000! [Guitar twang] Peter: It should be The Real Ghostbusters 3000! *KBANG* Peter: OOOOF! [D retracts the Rocket Fist] STARRING: Spengler, Egon, Dr. 6'3" Blond hair, blue eyes (which happen to be myopic, hence the red glasses) A genius with an exaggerated I.Q. Contains multiple degrees in the field of parapsychology and physics. He is responsible for the creation of the proton packs and the ecto-containment unit. Stantz, Ray, Dr. 5'8" Red hair, brown eyes The youngest member of the group, second to Egon in holding multiple degrees. He specializes in engineering and occult sciences. Egon once said he had the mental state of a six year old. Venkman, Peter, Dr. 5'10" Dk. Brown hair, green eyes All-around idiot (no kidding, Peter: HEY!) Amazingly, he has two Ph.D's, one in psychology and the other in parapsychology. He's actually smarter than he pretends to be. Most trouble they're in, is because of Peter. Zeddemore, Winston, Dr. 5'11" Black hair, brown eyes The only member of the group who doesn't have a Ph.D, he earned his 'Dr' title as an honorary member of Columbia University. The only member of the group who has common sense (Winston: Damn straight!). D 6'0" No hair, yellow eyes A Model 27 High-Density Productivity Android that took residence at the abandoned Satellite of Love. How or why he's there, no one knows. Looks like a cross between Adam of Shining Force and Data from ST: TNG. * * * * [On the VoFF, the ex-Satellite of Love] D: Oh, dear! Egon: What's the problem? D: BSSG Part 2 has arrived... Peter: WHAT! You said you'd destroy it! D: It must have overridden my code; it's a virus! Ray: I want to go home! [starts sobbing] Winston: Like my old man said, there's nothing to it but to do it! Peter: Yeah, but does your father have to witness this!? Winston: You're right. [starts whimpering] D: CRAP SIGN! [grabs his notepad and pencil] [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6] [They trail in and sit down.] >Hi everyone, Checkers87 here! I hope you enjoyed the first installment of >my fanfic crossover of Sailor Moon/The Real Ghostbusters. All: NO, WE DIDN'T! Winston: People, take note. This is one thing that shouldn't be crossed over! Peter: [Critic] It stinks! D: For once, I'm forced to agree with Dr. Venkman. >This episode might be a bit ecchi for you fans out there. Warning: If you >like Egon OR Peter, you won't like this one! > Peter: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Egon: AAAAHHHH!!!! [clutches chest] MY HEART CAN'T TAKE THIS!!!! Ray: NEITHER CAN MY EYES!!!! Winston: ARRRGGGHHH!!!! D: [smoke pours from his head] >Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters Pt 2: >Chapter 3: Arrival of Crimson Probe Peter: [covering his eyes] If I close my eyes, it'll go away...[removes hands] GGGYYYAAAHH!!!! Ray: I don't like that word... Winston: Which one? Ray: Probe... > >Today was an ordinary day again. The Ghostbusters were relaxing in the >firehouse. Peter had rented a movie that they were watching in the TV >lounge. Peter: I could make a dirty comment, but considering the nature of this fic, I won't! > >"This is one good movie!" Ray commented, plopping down on the couch with a >bowl of popcorn. Peter reached over and grabbed a handful, shoving his Ray: --foot right up Checkers87's BLEEP Peter: Whoa! Winston: What's with the bleep!? D: After you and Dr. Stantz's profanity tirade, I installed "censors". Peter: No BLEEP? Egon: BLEEP [blushes] >treasure into his mouth. > >Downstairs at her desk, Janine was taking a phone call. "Ghostbusters, >whadda want? Ghost? Eating up cars? They'll be right there." She slammed >the phone down as she slapped the button to call the Ghostbusters >attention. D: [starts writing] Three-no, four-incidents of missing spaces after periods; no apostrophe in "Ghostbusters'"... Winston: (Janine) RUN FOR IT!!!!!! > >One by one, they slid down the pole. Egon: to their deaths-- Peter: HEY! That was us you just killed there! Egon: Wouldn't you rather die than suffer this torture. Peter: You've got a point, carry on! >Ray was the first to reach the Winston: gun, after snatching it from Egon, he put it to his own head and killed himself! Ray: I think we're getting the definition of dark wrong. D: VERY wrong. >desk. "What is it Janine?" > D: No comma before "Janine"... Peter: (Janine) Oh, just a fanfic that have you totally out of character. Plus, you wear a skirt! >"It could be a class 7, it's ripping up cars and scaring the hell out of >people." She said, handing him the work order. > >"Oh boy, lets go!" He yelled, passing the paper to Peter. > D: Incorrect punctuation; unneccesary capitalization; missing apostrophe in "let's"... Egon: Let's NOT! >_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ > >Those who were stupid enough to stand and watch Egon: The horrible torture of this fanfic. D: Like us. >, cheered as the Ghostbusters arrived in ECTO-1. Standing in the afternoon >sunlight, the four ecto eliminators, strapped up and powered up. Egon >quickly took assesment of the situation, Peter: (Egon) I suggest we run and save our BLEEP! Ray: Egon would never say that! Egon: Yes the BLEEP I would! >declaring the beast to be a class 6. > >"Let's kick ass!" Ray yelled, turning his proton blaster on full stream. Winston: I have a feeling that a certain someone don't like us... Ray: Why? Winston: They have you cursing like a sailor and wearing a skirt! Ray: You do have a point. >His beam nailed the beast in the butt, causing it to wail. Peter's beam Peter: was long and hard! Egon: Don't assist this fic! Peter: Sorry, couldn't help myself! Winston: Neither could Checkers87! D: Neither could a Rocket Fist at point-blank. >quickly followed, helping to nail the beast to the building. As fast as >the beams hit, they quickly dissolved. The ghostbusters were left >powerless, forced to do their dreaded transformations. > D: [writes on his pad] No capitalization on "Ghostbusters"... Peter: BLEEP, NO! Egon: AHHHH!! Ray: Hey, those proton beams are pretty powerful! Winston: BLEEP PLOT DEVICES! BEGONE! >Ray ducked a flying car. "Stantz Occult Power..Make up!" D: Missing period in pause... (Note the THREE periods there!) All: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN! [Chaos erupts in the theatre. The sounds of men screaming and trying to claw their way out can be heard.] Winston: We're trapped! Ray: AHHHHH!!! >Golden light surrounded Ray as he became Sailor Stantz. He rushed forward, >nimbly sidestepping the car missiles the beast hurled. > Egon: But as just Ray Stantz, he couldn't dodge a flying car...What the? >"Stantz Wiccan Chain..Encircle!" He yelled, tugging hard. Ray: Stantz Uzi, Kill self! D: Another incident of lack of periods...! That sounded fairly disgusting. Peter: Got that right! > >"Venkman Psychic Power..." Peter: Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap!!!! >"Zeddemore Mystery Power..." Winston: You win, you win! I GIVE UP! >"Spengler Scientist Power..." Egon: 0.0 *thud* > >In unison they yelled, "Make up!" > Peter: You know, suicide is looking pretty good at this moment... Egon: I hear you! >"Sailor Venkman, help!" Sailor Stantz called, trying to keep a firm grip >on the wiccan chain. > Peter: *THWAP* Ray: OUCH! What was that for?! Peter: NEVER EVER, call me that name! Ray: But it wasn't me! It was "evil fanfic" me! >Venkman rushed forward. "Venkman Mindbender!" > Peter: Venkman suicide leap! >Quickly assisting Zeddemore yelled, "Zedmore Whodunit!" > Winston: Someone doesn't like me, they can never spell my name right! D: Ah, [writes on pad] "Zeddemore" misspelled (At least it wasn't "Winsont" again)... >With Sailor Spengler's attack, they quickly dispersed, and trapped the >beast. They detransformed back to their Ghostbuster's fukus, and left D: Again with the nonexistent "detransformation"; incorrect placement of apostrophe in "Ghostbusters'"... Ray: I wish someone would tell this idiot, we don't wear fukus!!!! Peter: Exactly what is a fuku? Ray: A sailor suit! ARGH! Peter: ECCHI!! Winston: Hell has frozen over, Peter declared something to be 'ecchi'! Egon: I'd hate to alert you Winston, but it's been frozen over. I'm sure Satan is wearing long johns now. >the scene. > Egon: Just a darn second here, everyone else gets to yell their attack but me!? Peter: Remember, Checkers87 don't like you! Egon: I remember your name being part of the hentai as well! Peter: [suddenly remembers] AHHHHHHH!!!! >**** Peter: 4 *'s is not the rating of this fic... D: More like four vomits... >"Ah, Sailor Ghostbusters, I shall soon take over the Earth." Crimson >muttered to himself as he gazed into the crystal ball. > Winston: Oh *THE* crystal ball, for a second there I thought it was just any old crystal ball. >"Your lordship," Crimson's lacky, Platinum started, "Should we attack now >before they find the one that Sailor Moon's spirit inhabits?" > Ray: I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!!! [jumps up and runs into the wall, knocking himself out] D: One less tortured soul for now. >Crimson nodded, his flaming red hair falling over one shoulder. Winston: That should be painful. >"Get Vermillion and send her to earth. You're too precious to me at the >moment." > Peter: [chanting] Please, don't be a sex scene... D: I find that odd coming from you. >Platinum smirked, "Yes sir!" > >**** > >"That was fun!" Ray said, as he stripped Egon: AHHH! Winston: I don't need to see this! >down to his civvies. "I wouldn't mind doing that again!" > Peter: For shame, Ray! [Ray just utters a sound as he starts to wake up] Ray: Dang... >Peter muttered, "I'm tired of this skirt thing. Couldn't we get some armor >instead?" > Ray: At least he has Peter repeating things... Peter: Die, Stantz! Ray: See! >Egon adjusted his glasses as he spoke. "I don't think so. If we're >inhabiting the spirts of these so called, 'sailor scouts.' Then we're Ray: ARGH! You stupid BLEEP, it's Sailor Senshi not Sailor BLEEP Scouts! Peter: Down, Ray! D: This is wrong: the spirits inhabit them, not the other way around. Also, incorrect spelling of "spirits" and a missing space after "spoke"... >becoming female, because the spirits are female." > Winston: Ok, the plot is screwed up here. Peter; I hear you, at first we stayed male, now we become female?! Egon: Questions....makes...hurting...start...arrrgh... >"I knew you would say that Spengs." Peter said, subtly admiring Egon's >backside. Peter: What the?! [lets loose a loud scream] Egon: Oh no! [Joins in the screaming] Winston: What the hell does that have to do with spirits inhabting us?!!? Ray: Plot Devices? Winston: Two bucks say they have sex before the fic is over! Ray: You're on! D: No period before "Spengs"... >For years Peter always admired Egon from afar, Winston: Now I know THIS isn't true! Ray: Ya think!? >unsure if Egon's Egon: heart can take anymore of this abuse! >feelings were the same as his own. Peter: True, we are best friends, but not like *THAT*. Egon: Ugh! *THUD* >Someday he hoped to be able to learn if Egon's feelings were the same. >Someday, Egon would be his, yes someday..... > Winston: Looks like you're going to be out 2 bucks, Ray. Ray: Better yet, I bet you 2 bucks that Peter seduces Egon! Winston: You're on! Peter: This isn't funny! Egon: Nor am I laughing. D: Would it be worth it to cut power to the Theatre? No comma after "yes"... >**** > >Vermillion, disguised as a normal human, walked the streets of New York. >Her master sent her in search of the so called Sailor Ghostbusters. Like >her name, Vermillion had red hair and read eyes. A bright beautiful red >like a blushing rose. Peter: 'read' eyes? Egon: Don't ask questions, it only makes it hurt worse! D: Another one? [pencil to pad] Misspelling of "red"... >She wandered near downtown Mahattan, Winston: Hopefully, someone will rob her BLEEP. Peter: Gotcha! Winston: BLEEP. >hoping to find some information as to where the Ghostbusters were. Just her >luck, she found a billboard boasting, 'Who ya gonna call?' With their number >and address. She asked a few people where to find the address and was >directed towards the firehouse. Peter: I've just learned one thing. Ray: What's that? Peter: Checkers87 has never been to New York. Winston: Why? Peter: You can never get directions from people in New York! >*** >"Oh, Egon." Janine murmured Egon's hands moved to Janine's shirt, and >began to work at the up under the shirt. Slowly, ever so very slowly, it >came off. Finally, Janine's breasts were hanging before him, shapely and >perfect. Egon: [gasping loudly] Peter: Whoooo! Egon, you stud, you! Egon: THAT'S NOT ME! Winston: OOOOOOOOOOO! Ray: 0.0 D: NO! WHY did I allow this piece of BLEEP trite to contaminate my perfectly clean, sterile environment!?!?!?! My positronic matrix cannot take this! It was not designed for pure indecency! [smoke begins to pour from D's head] >Egon's hands glided up to them, cupped and began to squeeze one, Janine >breathed a slight moan of pleasure at the sensation, and broke the kiss, her >own hands following the material of Egon's jumpsuit downward. Peter: 0_0 Ray: 0.0 Winston: Oh man, I don't need to read your sexual exploits! Egon: IT'S NOT ME!!! >Egon drew in a sharp breath as Janine reached his thighs, and trailed two >fingers across them, and in between, Egon: AHHHHH!!!! *thud* Peter: Wow, I didn't know you and Janine were carrying on like this! Egon: WE DON'T! Winston: Yeah, right... Ray: 0.0 >tracing a line upwards, reaching his nether regions, and tugged hard at >Egon's nipple, causing another moan. Winston: [slaps hands over Ray's eyes] Ray: HEY! Egon: This is not happening, this is not happening! Peter: [with tub of popcorn] Oh, yes it is! D: Egon's nipples are in his nether regions? I think someone needs to take biology classes again! [A sound comes from D's head] Why am I commenting on this section?! I was not designed for these situations! >Egon trailed his fingers up and toward Janine's pleasure center. Reaching >the bud, he pressed down, feeling the moistness begining to gather there, >the warmth eminating. Peter: WHAAAATTT?!?!! [edges closer to the screen] Egon: Janine, I'm so sorry! [starts sobbing] D: [writing VERY fast] Incorrectspellingof"emanating"...*NO!* The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few! [D jumps up from his seat, runs to the power switch, and throws it. The lights are still on and BSSG is still running] D: IT'S CONTAMINATED THE POWER GRID! IF *I* HOOK UP TO THE MAIN GRID, BSSG WILL INFECT ME! I WILL BECOME A WALKING, TALKING, BLEEPING BSSG VESSEL! >Janine gasped and ran her nails down Egon's back, making him arch and hiss. >"You little minx!" he chuckled, pulling her closer. Peter: Why Egon, I never heard you say THAT word before!? Winston: This is actually funny... Egon: NO!!!!! Ray: Uh, Winston, I can't see! >"You haven't seen nothing yet!" Janine purred, grabbing him in both hands. Peter: She *grabbed* him!? Winston: Does that mean what I THINK it means?! Peter: Both hands too! Winston: No wonder his voice is so deep! Peter and Winston: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Egon: [whimpering] >Egon's eyes widened, and he began to growl appreciatively. He let out a >pleasurable gasp when Janine did this to him. Winston: You mean there was repeat encounters!? Peter: Yeah, why do you think he's always under her desk. Egon: PETER! *THWAP* Peter: OUCH! Ray: I CAN'T SEE!!! D: Be VERY glad, Ray! >He was overwhelmed with sensations so much, he felt that he was going to cum Peter: Oh ICK! VO Tory: Oh my lord! Egon! I didn't know you was like THAT?! Egon: I'M NOT! [breaks down crying] Ray: DANGIT! I can't SEE! VO Derek: End it! The humanity! The androidity! Sorry, had to do that for D's sake. I'm outta here until this ecchi scene is over! [the sound of running is heard] VO Tory: He just ran out. > His penis popped up in an erection, Peter: (Janine) MY EYE! Egon, watch where you pop that thing! Egon: Hurting...growing...ahhh...*THUD* >and he slowly, so as not to hurt Janine, placed it, inch by inch, into her >slowly expanding vagina. Peter: What is Janine made of, rubber? Ray: WINSTON! MOVE YOUR HANDS! D: he's doing you a favor! > Egon slowly started to move his hips in a rhythmic motion. >"More. Please don't stop," said Janine. Peter and Winston: Don't stop, get it, get it... Egon: SHUT UP! >Egon complied and sped up. Egon: NOO! >Janine did the same. They were both receiving such pleasure that they were >sure they were going to ejaculate. Peter: Thar she (and he) BLOW!!! Winston: I'm sure if you keep up a rhythm...er nevermind. Egon: I hate you both! >The moment when the climax was high, Egon grabbed Janine and yelled, >"PETER!" Peter: [chokes on popcorn] WHAT!? Ray: What, what? I can't see! [pulls Winston's hands away] OH MY GOD!!! [replaces the hands] Egon: ACK! *thud* >Janine stopped moving, a frown crossing her sweaty face. "Him again, this >is the third time you've yelled his name when coming!!" Peter: THE THIRD TIME!?!?!? BLEEP!!!! Egon: GYAH! Winston: YEEEEAAAHHH!!!!! VO Tory: AHHHH! *THUD* >I'm through Egon!" She jumped up and quickly dressed, stomping out of the >room. Egon felt like crying, Egon: Just like now! [starts to cry] Peter: [joins in the crying] [both crying lean onto each other. Suddenly they realize who is holding who] Peter: GYAH! GET AWAY! Egon: AIEEE! D: No comma after "through"... >why was it always Peter's name he called instead of Janine? Ray: I can't see anything...la la la la, and I'm glad too! >This would require thinking. He went off into the shower where he >masturbated to take off the stress. Winston: Wait, didn't he already...well...you know...Egon must have one hell of a system! Egon: That is biologically impossible! Peter: And you say I take too long in the shower! Egon: I DO NOT DO THAT! BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP! Ray: Did I already say I'm glad I can't see... D: Yes, you did. >Throwing his head back, Egon groaned Peter: HIT THE DECK!!! [Everyone falls to the floor, covering their eyes] Egon: Is it over? Peter: [peeks up] ACK! Egon, shower gel!? Egon: AHHHH! Winston: I guess it's not over... D: And neither are the spelling and grammar errors. No period after "groaned"...Master, the ecchi is over. [Footsteps are heard] VO Derek: Thanks, D. >"Janine, have you seen Egon?" Peter asked as he checked the days mail. Peter: Ok, it's over. OH NO! Winston: Uh, oh, your turn, Pete! Peter: AHHH! Egon: NYA! D: No aprostrophe in "day's"...I pray this ends soon, even though androids are inherent atheists... >Janine frowned at Peter, it was all his fault. Peter: Oh no, you're not sticking the rap to me THIS time! Winston: I've learned two things today. Ray: What's that? Winston: Egon is slut and well-endowed...it's a lesson I wish to purge myself of! Egon: You too?! Ray: If anyone is a...er...what Winston said, it's Peter! Peter: HEY! I'm not a slut, I'm friendly, but I'm not a slut! Winston: Actually Peter, someone once told me you were just skank. Peter: [shrugs] It's better than being a slut... >"No, Dr V. the last I seen him was upstairs" She replied, cracking her >bubble gum. She finally made love with the man she'd been chasing all this >time, only to find that he was gay. Winston: Hold up! Didn't she say earlier that it was the third time? Peter: Maybe they did it three times in sucession? Egon: BIOLOGICALLY BLEEP IMPOSSIBLE!!! Peter: Egon, calm down, before you have a heart attack. Egon: I think I already did... Ray: Besides, wouldn't that make him bisexual? Peter: Ray, you're not helping. Ray: Sorry! D: [ignoring the conversation] No comma after "upstairs"; unnecessary capitalization of "she"; >She sighed as she typed at her computer. The door opened and a tall >red-haired woman walked in. More compotition. she thought. > Peter: Compo-what!? Egon: Don't ask questions, so far this scene wasn't ugly... D: Checkers87 must mean "competition." [back to the pad] Incorrect spelling of "competition"; incorrect punctuation... >"Um, I'm looking for the ghostbusters?" The red haired asked, placing on >hand on her volutpous hip. > Peter: 0_0 Winston: There he goes! Ray: Not even a scene like before, which I'm glad I didn't see, couldn't stop him! D: No capitalization of "Ghostbusters"; missing word following "red haired"; incorrect spelling of "voluptuous"... >"Hi, I'm Peter Venkman." he said happily, shaking her hand. "Uh, Dr. >Venkiman, I'm a scientist." > Peter: Uh, oh... Egon: If that doesn't sound familiar! Venkiman: [Appears in a flash of light] Hi, there! All: GYAH! Winston: Sorry, Venkiman, that bit's been done already. Venkiman: Oh darn! [walks out with head hanging down] Egon: I wish that would stop happening. D: If it doesn't, the great Derek and Tory will smite them with authorly might, like they did with Winsont Zeddemreo! >Vermillion studdered, she finally found the hideout. "Is there someplace I >can speak to you all?" she asked, batting her red eyelashes. > Ray: (hick) Hi, y'all! D: "Some place" is not one word... [writes it on the pad] >"Janine, hit the alarm." Peter ordered, leading Vermillion to his office. > Peter: Where he proce--OUCH! EGON! Egon: Don't even try it! Peter: No fair! >Janine slapped her hand on the alarm, calling Winston, Ray and Egon >downstairs. >Once assembled in the office, Peter noticed Egon's palm looked a bit chafed. Egon: 0.o *thud* Winston: BWAHAHAHAHA!! Ray: Luckily, hair wasn't growing there! [joins Winston in laughing] Peter: Oh, Ray made a funny! [starts laughing] >Peter thought he burned himself on another experiment. "Guys, this is Ms >Scarlet, she says she has a bit of a ghost problem." > Peter: It was Colonel Mustard! Winston: No, Professor Plum! Egon: Mr. Green! Ray: Mrs. White! D: Mr. Black committed suicide, shortly after reading this BLEEP trite! Anyway, there's no period after "Ms."... >"Hi," All three men said in chorus. > All: BYE! >"Hello," She smiled. 'this has to be them' she thought to herself. >Without hesitation, Vermillion attacked, knocking the men out of the office >into the main floor. > Peter: [blinks almost audibly] What the hell just happened? Winston: I think this is the action scene. D: [writing on the pad] Unnecessary capitaliaztion of "she"; missing capitalization of "This"; missing comma after "them"...Oh, dear. >"TRANSFORM!" Ray called, grabbing his golden pen. "Stantz Occultist Power, >Make up! All: AHHHH! NOT AGAIN!! >The rest followed suit, becoming the Sailor Senshi. > >"I knew it was you!" Vermillion squealed, relsing another attack of her own. D: Incorrect spelling of "releasing"...I almost missed that one. > >"Venkman...Mindbender!" Sailor Venkman yelled, red ribbons emerged from his >hands, wrapping around Vermillion. Winston: Heh, Peter's into S&M! Peter: Who told yo--er, no, I'm not! D: Unneccessary space after "hands"... > >Spengler was trying to analize the situation when a wave of red hit him, >knocking him across the floor. Janine screamed and raced over to the fallen >man. There was a big gaping hole where his chest should have been. > Winston: BLEEP! Egon: BLEEP! D: Incorrect spelling of "analyze"; senseless murder of main character... >"Oh god Egon!" Janine cried, silver tears fell down her cheeks. Slimer >appeared and noticed the crescent moon burning brightly on her forehead. Ray: [screams and jumps up] D: No comma between "god" and "Egon"...Oh, dear, this is grammatically worse than the first one. > >"Janine, take this." Slimer burbled, handing her a pink compact. "Say >Melnitz Moon Power, Make up > Egon: Oh, no! Ray: Oh, yes! Peter: GYAH! D: No punctuation at end of sentence... [where do you think he wrote that?] >"Melnitz Moon Power, Make up!!!" ribbons appeared, ripping away her > clothing and replacing it with the fuku of Sailor Moon. > Ray: AHHHHH!!!! Peter: I can't take much more of this! D: I Can't Watch This! ["I Can't Watch This" by Weird Al] Egon: [clutching chest] *thud* Winston: I knew it, I knew it! You owe me, Ray! >"Zeddemore Whodunit!" Sailor Zeddemore yelled, throwing his attack at the >crazed Vermillion with all his might. > Winston: You sure I wasn't wielding a bat!? Peter: Crazed is exactly how I'm feeling at the moment. >"Melnitz Healing Escalation!!" Sailor Melnitz yelled, small crescent moons >appeared and surrounded Vermillion, destroying her. Egon: I'm confused. Peter: Me too, who killed who? Winston: I think Vermillion bit the big one. It would be ironic for Janine to suddenly transform and get killed. Ray: Actually, that would suck. > >"Janine?!" Venkman yelled. Peter: Egon?! Egon: Peter?! Peter: Egon?! Egon: Peter?! Winston: I don't think you want to do that, remember earlier...someone calling someone's name? [Both men start to shudder violently] > >"It's me." She turned and yelled her attack again, this time healing >Spengler. > Ray: How convinent, she can attack AND heal! Egon: BLEEP, Janine! Kill me don't heal me! >"Things are getting weirder.." Stantz said as he detransformed. > Winston: No, they're way past weird. It's just plain stupid now. Peter: I believe we're into retarded now. Stupid was two pages ago. Winston: True, too true. D: No, we've gone beyond ludicrous and into insane, schizophrenic mania! Agh, more errors. Periods should be a comma; prefix on "detransformed" should be removed... >*** > >Crimson howled, "Curse those Ghostbusters!!!! > All: Curse Checkers87! >The End...for now! > Egon: No more, no more! Peter: AHHHH! >Coming soon PT. 3 >Will Peter die from neglect of Egon? Egon: 0.o Peter: WHAT?! Winston: Someone's taking the idea of 'friendship' a bit too far! >Notes from Checkers87 >The Egon/Janine scene was going to be Peter/Egon. I decided against it. Egon: Considering the latter, THANK GOD! Peter: Exactly! >I like the Egon/Janine coupling much better. There was a Ray/Slimer scene, >but it was just too gross Ray: WHAT?! Winston: Oh, ick. I'm going to be sick! >even for me! D: Considering how hentai and ecchi this part was, I'd say he/she/it can do much worse than this. >My goal on the scenes were to write them as close to sickening as I could >get. Peter: You did a REALLY good job there! >Ray/Slimer just crossed the line and was ugly. Slime was everywhere and... >well I won't get into that. Winston: Please, don't! Ray: This person must be stopped! >I was interested in doing a Winston/Egon coupling since the two hang out a >bit. I don't think Winston would appreciate that. Winston: You're BLEEP straight! I'd kick your BLEEP so fast, your head would spin! >If any of them were to be gay, it would be Egon/Peter. But, that's for >another story.. Egon: I don't THINK so! Peter: How the hell? I AM THE LAST PERSON WHO'D BE GAY! Winston: We know that, Peter. Retard, on the other hand, doesn't! Ray: [visibly shaken] Me and Slimer? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! D: If it's over, then I can safely power down the Theatre, and run the antivirus program to erase this trite! [They straggle out of the theatre] [Door sequence] [6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1] Egon: Forget it, I'm going to go hang myself. Winston: Hold up! Not until I'm offed first! Ray: Think I'm going to go throw up! [runs out holding his mouth] D: We could use a good night's sleep...I will purge the databanks of everything related to BSSG at once. [pushes the button] [ FWOOOOOOOOOSH! ] \ | / \ | / \ | / \|/ -----O----- /|\ / | \ / | \ / | \ [Screen goes dark, voices are overheard] "I can't believe she grabbed with both hands!" "Peter, not now!" "Yes, now!" *KBANG* "OOOOF!" *THUD* "Thank you, D." "No problem, Dr. Spengler." ________________________________________________________________________ "Bishoumen Senshi Sailor Ghostbusters" by: Checkers87 (Checkers87@hotmail.com) SHAMELESS PLUGS: You can find the rest of Falkyn the MSTing at: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com/Falkyn Tory's Real Ghostbusters Webpage: http://winston_zeddemore.tripod.com Komera Waddi's RPG and Interactive Stories: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Stadium/4989/ EMAIL US! Tory L. Brown (tory_brown@yahoo.com) Derek Floyd (dfloyd84@yahoo.com) _________________________________________________________________________ >The moment when the climax was high, Egon grabbed Janine and yelled, >"PETER!" Peter: [chokes on popcorn] WHAT!? Ray: What, what? I can't see! [pulls Winston's hands away] OH MY GOD!!! [replaces the hands] Egon: ACK! *thud*