Big Brother (8th September)
After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a
three wheeled van, Del's confident at last he's onto a
winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl
briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of
abandoning the high flying world of trading for a
real job.
Go West Young Man (15th September)
Rodney's depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved
in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life
isn't exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution -
they'll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth
friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal...
Cash and Curry (22nd September)
Del's swooping in on a deal of a lifetime - it could
keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is
get hold of a poxy statue... Trouble is, he hasn't
reckoned on a touch of gang warfare...
The Second Time Around (29th September)
Del's rekindled passion with an old flame Pauline
and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again.
Rodney's not so thrilled after what happenned to her
first two husbands...
A Slow Bus To Chingford (6th October)
Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper,
rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's
time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotter's
Ethnic Tours...
The Russians Are Coming (13th October)
The threat of Nuclear war looms over Peckham. What
will become of the Nag's Head if the Russians attack?
One things guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting
pretty in their DIY shelter...
Christmas Special - Christmas Crackers (28th
December)
It's anthracite roast potatoes and green stuff all
round - Grandad's cooking Christmas dinner! Trouble
is, Rodney's in danger of dying of boredom. Then the
glittering attractions of the Monte Carlo Club
beckon.
The Long Legs of The Law (21st October)
Streuth! Rodders besmirching the good reputation of
the Trotter family by dating a policewoman...
Ashes To Ashes (28th October)
Del's busy selling Trig's gran's genuine antique urns.
Trouble is, one of them is Trig's Grandad's last
resting place!
A Losing Streak (4th November)
Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game
Peckham's ever seen... But what exactly has Boycie got
up his sleeve?
No Greater Love (11th November)
Rodney's got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately
she's no spring chicken and her jailbird husband is
about to be released...
The Yellow Peril (18th November)
Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant - but is
he wise to get some help from Rodney 'Leonardo'
Trotter?
It Never Rains (25th November)
The Trotter family holiday is underway when Grandad
runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish Police.
A Touch of Glass (2nd December)
Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to
some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier-
cleaning service.
Christmas Special - Diamonds are for Heather (30th
December)
It's Christmas in Peckham and Del's fallen hook, line
and sinker for the lovely Heather...
Homesick 10th November)
Delboy uses Rodney's election as chairman of the local
tenants' association to plot a move to ground floor
accommodation.
Healthy Competition (17th November)
Rodney breaks up the Trotter partnership to go it alone
- with Micky Pierce! Does Micky's trip to the Costas
mean that the duo are opening a Spanish branch already?
Friday the 14th (24th November)
The Trotters visit Devon for a weekend's fishing ('No
salmon!') but get involved with an escaped 'psycho'
from the local mental hospital.
Yesterday Never Comes (1st December)
Delboy falls for posh tart Miranda, when she comes to
view a 'Queen Anne Cabinet' - but Miranda is more
interested in the painting that the boys' Gran lifted
from her art dealer employer.
May The Force Be With You (8th December)
D.I. Slater (The Slag) is on the track of a stolen
microwave oven & Delboy is in the frame.
Wanted (15th December)
Rodney is on the run after he is accused of being the
'Peckham Pouncer' - but where is that fragrant smell,
wafting through the ventilation ducts of Nelson
Mandela House, coming from?
Who's A Pretty Boy? (22nd December)
Delboy arranges for Rodney & Grandad to redecorate
Denzil & Corrinnes' flat. What is Corrinne going to say
when she finds out that her canary is brown bread?
Christmas Special 1983 - Thicker Than Water (Christmas
Day)
It's Christmas Day at Nelson Mandela House, and Del and
Rodneys' dad is back, 18 years after walking out,
suffering from a hereditary blood disorder - 'Some
people get wise men bearing gifts. We get a wally with
a disease!
Happy Returns (21st February)
Rodney's in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Could
this mean the end of his dirty magazine fetish? Trouble
is she's only 19 and 19 1/2 years ago Del was pretty
friendly with her mum...
Strained Relations (28th February)
After Grandad's funeral, Delboy & Rodney are surprised
to find that his brother, Uncle Albert, has moved in
with them - bringing his nautical nightmares.
Hole in One (7th March)
The Trotters are potless so Uncle Albert comes to the
rescue by having an 'accident' with the open cellar
door of the Nag's Head.
It's Only Rock 'N' Roll (14th March)
Rodney is the drumless drummer in Mental Micky's band,
'A Bunch Of Wallies'. Delboy takes on the job of
manager, getting them an abortive St Paddy's night gig
at The Shamrock Club.
Sleeping Dog's Lie (21st March)
Del's on to a great money making scheme - looking after
Boycie and Marlene's new puppy Dukie for a steal at
GBP60 a week. Should be a doddle - a bit of the old
Pedigree Chum and they should be away. Then Dukie falls
victim to Salmonella poisoning...
Watching the Girls Go By (28th March)
Del set's Rodney up with a date but when she gets to the
do at the Nag's Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn't.
As One Door CLoses (4th April)
When Delboy's hooky 'louvry' door deal, financed with
Denzil's redundancy money, falls through, the boys
attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.
Christmas Special 1985 - To Hull and Back (90 Mins
Special) (Christmas Day)
Just a simple courier job says Boycie but the Trotter's
life on the ocean wave doesn't go completely to plan.
They run into their old friend Slater 'The Slag' but it
isn't all plain sailing for him either.
From Prussia With Love (31st August)
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head she's
definately in distress - and nine months pregnant at
that. Rodney's all beer and sympathy but Del's got an
idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and
Marlene's dreams of a child and a golden opportunity
to make a few bob along the way?
The Miracle of Peckham (7th September)
Delboy gets religion (or is he just on the make?)
when the Madonna at the local church is seen to shed
tears. But why does she only cry when it's raining
and where did that lead in Del's garage come from?
The Longest Night (14th September)
A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket
just as Del and family are out buying their weekly
French stick. What's worse - Del sold him a duff watch
down the local market...
Tea For Three (21st September)
Look out! Del's tampered with the sunbed controls and
Rodney's seeing red - literally! His face is done to a
turn. He'll hardly wow Trigger's niece, Lisa, with his
handsome good looks now, which leaves the way pretty
clear for Del himself. But revenge should certainly be
sweet when he volunteers Del for a spot of
hanggliding.
Video Nasty (28th September)
Rodney gets a coucil grant and a video camera to make
a short film for the art council Mickey gets hold of
the camera and with del they start to make some serious
cash.
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? (5th October)
Delboy gets the chance to make a new start (and to
become a millionaire) in Australia - fronting Jumbo
Mill's used car business.
Christmas Special 1986 - A Royal Flush (Christmas Day)
Rodney dates Victoria, the Duke of Malbury's daughter, &
Delboy starts making plans for the wedding of the year.
Christmas Special 1987 - The Frog's Legacy (60 Mins
Special) (Christmas Day)
Freddie the Frog dated Del & Rodneys' mum, leaving a
legacy of stolen gold when he died - after accidentally
sitting on Jelly Kelly's detonator. If only somebody
knew its whereabouts, the boys would be millionaires.
Christmas Special 1988 - Dates (80 Mins Special)
(Christmas Day)
Delboy meets an actress, Raquel, through the Techno-
match Dating Agency; Rodney goes cruising (in a three
wheel van) with Nervous Nerys; and Uncle Albert is
given a surprise birthday party. But who is the
stripper that Del has booked?
Yuppy Love (8th January)
'80's fever is spreading fast! Del boy's on the up and
into the exciting world of red braces and yuppy sorts.
Armed with his filofax and briefcase he's ready to take
on the city - well Peckham anyway. Meanwhile Rodney's on
the pull, with a classy new bird called Cassandra.
Wonder what she'll think of Nelson Mandela House...
Danger UXD (15th January)
Just faking a signature on a delivery note means that
Del can take possession of 50 dolls for absolutely
nothing. The only problem is that "Lusty Linda" and
"Erotic Estelle" are not exactly what he had in mind
and would seem more appropriate to Dirty Barry's
dubious trade rather than the local toyshop...
Chain Gang (22nd January)
It's the deal of a lifetime! Faced with the opportunity
of buying 250 18 carat gold chains from retired
jeweller, Arnie, Del can't resist. Hastily a multi-
million dollar business consortium is formed - well,
Mike from the Nag's Head, Trig, Boycie, Uncle Albert
and a reluctant Rodney, anyway. Everythin's pretty
cushdie until Arnie's taken ill just as the deal is
about to be sealed and Del is left feeling that all
that glitters...
Unlucky Winner Is.. (29th January)
Rodney's won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean
courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition.
The only snag is he's got to pretend he's fourteen
years old all week. Should be a doddle - all he's got
to do is keep his head down. Then the skateboarding
and breakdancing competitions begin...
Sickness and Wealth (5th February)
While excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of
health salts might drive some people to visit the
doctor, not our Del! Oh no, he's only suffering from
that scourge of all yuppies, PMA- Positive Mental
Attitude! So, it's going to require some nifty plotting
by Rodney and Uncle Albert to get Del to visit the
dreaded "D" word!
Little Problems (12th February)
With his diploma in Computer Science, new job in
Cassandra's father's firm and impending marriage,
Rodney's certainly on the up. Del's even promised to
take care of his share of the flat deposit. Only problem
is, Del's gone and got himself into a bit of bother over
some hooky mobile phones with the less than
understanding Driscoll brothers and unless he comes up
with 2,000 Pounds pretty sharpish they're going to take
care of him... Rodney and Cassandra are married and when
he returns home from honeymoon Del Boy gives him some
good advice.
Christmas Special 1989 - Jolly Boy's Outing (85 Mins)
(Christmas Day)
Rodney is happily in his new flat except for those
nagging doubts about Cassandra's boss Steven. He forgets
about it long enough to go away on the coach trip to
Margate and witnesses the coach blowing up when they get
there. They finally get home and Rodney discovers Steven
in his flat. He runs something by him but then
immediately wishes he hadn't.
Christmas Special 1990 - Rodney Come Home (75 Mins)
(Christmas Day)
Rodney and Cassandra have a fight about her pursuit of
Operation Cassandra and he leaves home. He has to sleep
on the setee because Raquel hasn't yet agreed to 'stamp
Del's card'. In an attempt to make Cassandra jealous
Rodney arranges a date with Tanya from the Peckham
Exhaust Centre. He backs out before going through with
it but somehow Cassandra still finds out. Del's heart
is in the right place, pity about his brain!
The Sky's The Limit (30th December)
What can Albert and Del do about Rodney leaving Cassandra
and moving back in. Alan suggests that Rodney pick her up
when she arrives back from her week in Spain. However
chaos at Gatwick means that the evening that Rodney
planned doesn't happen. Could there be some connection
with Del's purchase of a satellite dish?
The Chance of a Lunchtime (6th January)
Raquel has an audition for a play and Del has volun-
teered to help her rehearse. Rodney and Cassandra meet
for supper both thinking that the other made the first
move. Things seem to be going well before Rodney gets
tangled up with Trudy. Del tells Albert and Rodney
that he sees two people when he looks at Raquel.
Either Raguel's pregnant or Del's pissed!
Stage Fright (13th January)
"I eat on the move - a mobile phone in one hand and a
Pot Noodle in the other!" With Raquel pregnant, Del
"Yuppie" Trotter's plan to achieve millionaire status
must move up a gear. So the chance to supply the
cabaret at the Starlight Rooms for old 'friend' Eric to
the tune of 600 quid is too good to miss. With Raquel
dusting of her vocal chords in the kitchen and Trig's
mate Tony Angelino, the singing dustman, waiting in the
wings, everything's sorted. Until Del discovers exactly
who the real owner of the club is and the extent of
Tony's vocal range...
Class of '62 (20th January)
A class of '62 reunion in the Nag's Head signals Roy
Slater's return to Civvy Street after years in the
'Nick'. But why has the crooked ex-copper decided to
come back to Peckham when he is universally loathed?
Just as Trig, Del, Boycie and Denzil begin to believe
that he really has changed for the better, Del discovers
the real reason for his return...
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle" (27th January)
After a night at the Nag's Head Uncle Albert comes home
beaten up and tells tales of two, three or was in four
muggers. But something isn't right and he runs away from
home. Finally Del Boy and Rodney realise where to find
him.
Three Men, a Woman and a Baby (3rd February)
"Me and Cassandra are no longer an item. Me and Cassandra
are no more. Me and Cassandra are finito." Del's about to
become a father but even that can't cheer Rodney-the-
vegetarian up. The Polar Cap is melting, the rain forest
is dying, the sea is being poisoned, and he hasn't had "a
bit" for months. Maybe one of Del's new Ponytail wigs
could enhance his image in Cassandra's eyes...
Miami Twice Part 1 - The American Dream (2hrs 25 Mins
Special) (Christmas Eve)
Rodney receives his "Maxwell Money" from the printing
firm's pension fund. Del suggests he buys two tickets
to Miami for him and Cassandra. When she can't go he
suggests who could take her place as well. He is in a
bit of bother about some Rumanian Rhiesling and needs to
lay low for a while. Who's this guy in front of him in
the queue for the Virgin Atlantic Flight? He's acting
like he owns the plane!
Miami Twice Part 2 - Oh To Be In England (95 Mins)
(Christmas Day)
Del Boy and Rodney haven't been in Miami a day yet and
they've had their camera stolen and then all their
luggage and money as well. How lucky they bumped into
these nice 'Family' boys at the night club and they can
stay with them. What they don't know is that there is a
Godfather involved and they are expendable. On the run
in the Everglades is not a fun experience but maybe
they will bump into someone they know!
Christmas special 1992 - Mother Natures Son (65 Mins
Special) (Christmas Day)
Del Boy's latest scheme is to bottle tap water and sell
it as 'Peckham Spring' water. It's a great success but
when Rodney finds out about it he knows that it is
illegal and that they must stop. But hang on - where
did Del get the loan to start the venture? Maybe he'd
better go along with it after all.
Christmas special 1993 - Fatal Extraction (85 Mins
Special) (Christmas Day)
While Peckham is in the midst of rioting, Del Boy is
having trouble with his teeth and with Raquel. She
objects to him spending all night at the 1.11 Club. It
is no surprise when she leaves him but Del goes
straight back into dating. When he changes his mind he
wants to forget about it, but will the scorned woman
let him?
Christmas Special 1996 - Heroes And Villains (25th
December)
One of the final three episodes ever made. Del and
Rodney are invited to a friends fancy-dress do, but
thanks to Boycie, Del isn't informed that he died just
days earlier and the occasion is now more of a funeral
than a party. This is no time to roll up as Batman and
Robin!
Christmas Special 1996 - Modern Men (27th December)
Del's new book 'Modern Men' is sure to transform him
forever. He'll the new-age sensitive, caring guy in no
time. It's a good time to start, because Raquel's and
her parents are due to be re-united, and they want to
see her future husband-to-be.
Christmas Special 1996 - Time On Our Hands (29th
December)
The episode no-one ever thought they'd see. The Trotters
have finally become millionaires, thanks to the sale of
an old piece of 'junk' that Del's had in his lock-up for
years. The famous lost timepiece was auctioned at
Sotherby's and fetched millions. The dream has finally
become reality...
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