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*** Please note that all issues/articles from Volume 1 were originally published via email,
and as such, they are only available as text files ***

*** All articles were written by Michael Kwan unless otherwise noted ***

VOLUME 1: and so it begins
VOLUME 2: a new beginning (2002)
VOLUME 3: the next episode (2003)
VOLUME 4: joseph planta guest commentaries
VOLUME 5: a rougher edge? (2004)
VOLUME 6: a time of transitions (2005)

THE COMMENTARY: articles featured on The Commentary
OTHER WEBSITES: articles I've written elsewhere

DEAR MIKE: advice on all your worldly affairs

QUOTES AND JOKES: from our "best and brightest"

GUESTBOOK: here's what you had to say


Issue #
Title / Description
Date Published
 

VOLUME 1 - AND SO IT BEGINS
 
1.1
Untitled - Introduction of Now That's Entertainment 1999
1.2
"Walking that last mile" - Leaving high school 1999
1.3
""People do this for fun?!" - Hiking up Black Tusk 1999
1.4
"Laughter, the best medicine" - Reader's Digest funny stories 1999
1.5
"Y2K ... more than a number?" - Coming of the new millenium 1999
1.6
"The Fork in the Road" - Essay written for English 12 1999
1.7
"Weird Sex Laws" - From the Province newspaper 1999
1.8
"A Grizzly future?" - Vancouver Grizzlies Oct 31, 1999
1.9
"Remembering Moore" - The untimely death of Greg Moore Nov 1, 1999
1.10
"Microsoft...gonna have to put more emphasis on the Micro?" -
The possible future breaking up of Microsoft Corporation
Nov 1999
1.11
"X-Men: The Movie" - Future release of the movie Dec 1999
1.12
"The loss of Q" - The death of Desmond Llewelyn of 007 fame Dec 22, 1999
1.13
"Michael Kwan...come on down!" - Game shows Jan 18, 2000
1.14
"Pre-convention musings" - NDP Leadership Convention 2000 Feb 15, 2000
1.14a
"A Harry-Raising Experience" - Geography paper (lost in the mix) Feb 2000
1.15
"Bring on the clowns!" - NDP Leadership Convention 2000 Feb 21, 2000
1.16
"See Past the Boundaries" - Keeping an open mind about differences Mar 2000
1.17
"Teasing and Trauma..." - Response to Eugene Lee's plea for pity Mar 30, 2000
1.18
"Where the hell have you been?!?! - Random Musings" Sep 12, 2000
1.19
"Random Musings Returns!" - PNE, UBC, and more Sep 24, 2000
1.20
"The Buchanan Space Programme" - UBC Student Initiative Sep 29, 2000

VOLUME 2 - A NEW BEGINNING (2002)
 
2.1
"Wrestling with a Scorpion King" - Sports Entertainment and the Rock Apr 7, 2002
2.2
"Jason's Return" - Movie Review of Jason X Apr 22, 2002
2.3
"Have you bought your ticket yet?"- Super 7's jackpot of $34 million May 12, 2002
2.4
"Opening my eyes for the first time"- Personal conundrums and psychological careers. May 23, 2002
2.5
"TV Preview: SOULMATES and CITY" - A special previewof programming not yet aired on television Jun 12, 2002
2.6
"All Paths Leading To Success" - A biography of Winnie Low Jun 27, 2002
2.7
"Playing Russian Roulette with Ford and Neeson" - A Review of K-19: The Widowmaker Jul 21, 2002
2.8
"Box Office Champ - XXX; Box Office Newbie - S1M0NE" - Reviews of the two films Aug 15, 2002
2.9
"A Job With A Greater Cause" - Commentary on my new role as a United Way Representative Aug 31, 2002
2.10
"Shady Hits The Big Screen" - Eminem's career, previewing 8-Mile Oct 1, 2002
2.11
"A Survey of Vancouver's Fare - Part One" - Layman's reviews of two restaurants. The first in a two part series: Mongolie Grill and Tony Roma's Nov 8, 2002
2.12
"A Survey of Vancouver's Fare - Part Two" - The second in the two part series: Garden Terrace in the Four Seasons and Quattro on Fourth Nov 19, 2002
2.13
"It's About People - Part One" - The first in a multi-part series about my co-op experience at the United Way. Dec 23, 2002
2.13a
"It's About People - The Stories" - The four stories of people helped by the United Way featured in the 2002 Campaign Video Dec 23, 2002
2.14
"It's About People - Part Two" - The second in the series on my experience working for the community at United Way Dec 31, 2002
   

VOLUME 3 - THE NEXT EPISODE (2003)
 
3.1
"It's About People - Part Three" - The third and final installment on my experience raising money for the community at United Way Jan 15, 2003
3.2
"Adventures in Southeast Asia" - Lidi's account of her journeys through Thailand, Cambodia and Vietnam Feb 1, 2003
3.3
"Learning from Experience - the ACSA Mentorship Program" - A review of the program and the kickoff party Feb 26, 2003
3.4
"How's school: The Strike and Co-op" - The TA Strike situation and my new job at the UBC Dean of Arts Office Mar 28, 2003
3.5
"Go Cup Crazy!" - The Vancouver Canucks and their playoff run plus the debate between endless overtimes and shootouts. Apr 27, 2003
3.6
"UBC and Vancouver circa 1953, Part One" Jun 26, 2003
3.7
"UBC and Vancouver circa 1953, Part Two" Jul 15, 2003
3.8
"Increasing the Size of my Vagina" - Guest commentary by May Chan on receiving junk mail Sep 3, 2003
3.9
"The State of Education" - Discussion of contemporary education issues and the public misperception thereof Sep 16, 2003
   
VOLUME 4 - JOSEPH PLANTA GUEST COMMENTARIES
 
4.1
"Feminine Masculinity or Overt Chauvinism" - What defines Masculinity in the Modern Western World Jul 22, 2003
4.2
"Liza with an Ex" - Commentary on the recent breakup between David Gest and Liza Minelli. Jul 29, 2003
4.3
"Kate Remembered as never before" - A review of A. Scott Berg's biography and memoirs of the late Katharine Hepburn Aug 5, 2003
4.4
"Tasty Television - The Restaurant" - Commentary on one of the newest reality series - The Restaurant starring Rocco DiSpirito Aug 12, 2003
4.5
"The Orgy of Campaigning" - The California race for governor led by Larry Flynt, Gary Coleman and Arnold Schwartzenegger Aug 19, 2003
4.6
"Robbing the Cradle" - The recent trend of older women with younger men, spurred on by the prototype set by Demi Moore. Aug 26, 2003
   
VOLUME 5 - A ROUGHER EDGE? (2004)
 
**note: 5.1 and 5.2 were renamed 3.8 and 3.9 to keep the volume numbers in line with each calendar year**
5.3
"U-Pass or not, get over it" - A response of sorts to Eugene Lee of The Commentary Jan 29, 2004
5.4
"Spokesman for his doomed generation" - An interview with Marty Beckerman, author of Generation S.L.U.T. Feb 6, 2004
5.5
"More than just smut: A review of Generation S.L.U.T." - A Brutal Feel-up Session with Today's Sex-Crazed Adolescent Populace Feb 14, 2004
5.6
"Punishment for the punch: The Bertuzzi-Moore saga" - A statistical analysis and review of Bertuzzi's neck-breaking cheap shot Mar 12, 2004
5.7
"Rotting corpses and Angelina Jolie" - A review of Taking Lives Mar 23, 2004
5.8
"When does life begin? The issue of abortion" Apr 5, 2004
5.9
"Random Thoughts and Sporadic Happenings" May 6, 2004
5.10
"A Letter to the Editor - UBC Robson Square" May 12, 2004
5.10a
"A Letter to Another Editor" - the legalization or decriminalization of marijuana May 13, 2004
5.11
"Blaam! Boom! Pow! The Next Action Star" Jun 22, 2004
5.12
"Matt Damon is Bourne Again! The Bourne Supremacy" Jul 27, 2004
5.13
"Top Ten Reasons Why I'll Miss Craig Kilborn" Aug 28, 2004
5.14
"The Light at the End of the Tunnel" - School, Work, now what? Oct 22, 2004
     
VOLUME 6 - A TIME OF TRANSITIONS (2005)
 
6.1
"Amusingly Enigmatic - Childstar" by Joseph Planta - A Review of Don McKellar's Childstar Jan 31, 2005
6.2
"Screw you, Directbuy Vancouver" - My experience with telemarketers and what you can do about it. Jun 5, 2005
6.3
"Put the Park Back in Drive" - The Park Theatre on Cambie rises again thanks to cinema mogul Leonard Schein Jun 17, 2005
6.4
"I Love Racing It: An interview with Club-Integra administrator Brendon Chu" Jun 29, 2005
6.5
"Where are they now? Tupper Class of 2000: Part 1" Jul 7, 2005
6.5a
"Where are they now? Maneesh Puri" Jul 12, 2005
6.6
"Where are they now? Tupper Class of 2000: Part 2" Jul 14, 2005
6.7
"An Outsider's Glimpse into Meditation" - Meditation and its place among Western medical and psychological fields Aug 8, 2005
6.8
"Where are they now? Tupper Class of 2000: Part 3" Oct 1, 2005
6.9
"Make me laugh and maybe I'll do you" Nov 12, 2005
6.10
"Tookie: A Rose That Grew From the Concrete" - Thoughts on the execution of Crips gang founder Stanley "Tookie" Williams Dec 23, 2005
     
 
ARTICLES FEATURED ON THE COMMENTARY
 
1
"Y2K, the end of the world?" Aug 9, 1999
2
"Dining Out in Vancouver": A review of Dine Out Vancouver Feb 8, 2004
3
"More than just smut: A review of Generation SLUT" Feb 13, 2004
4
"Wabbits, weptiles and Winston the Poo: A review of the Pet Expo" Mar 18, 2004
5
"Zoom Zoom Zoom! The 2004 Pacific International Auto Show" Mar 31, 2004
6
"Add Duck Fat or Drink Dairy-free Soy-free Milk? Eat! Vancouver." Apr 29, 2004
7
"Time to Get Rad! Slam City Jam 2004" May 6, 2004
8
"The Muscle Cars of the Future? Sport Compact Nights Vancouver" May 18, 2004
9
"An amazing championship run: Jeopardy! superstar, Ken Jennings " Jun 27, 2004
10
"Driving Away with Style: The 85th Annual Pacific International Auto Show" Apr 10, 2005
11
"Muskox Tastes Like . . .Eat! Vancouver 2005" Apr 25, 2005
12
"Car Modification 101: Sport Compact Nights 2005, Vancouver" May 19, 2005
13
"Hot import models and cool cars: Driven to Perform 2005" Jun 30, 2005
14
"Canadian 720s his way to gold - Slam City Jam 2005" Sep 1, 2005
     
 
ARTICLES FEATURED ON OTHER WEBSITES
 
 
Arts@Work: Related to UBC Arts Co-op (5 articles) Jun 2002 - May 2004
 
DelsMolds.com: Men, Women and a Sense of Laughter Nov 7, 2005
 
LoveToKnow.com: Video game articles (January 2006 - 7 articles) Jan 2006
 
LoveToKnow.com: Video game articles (February 2006 - 22 articles) Feb 2006
 
LoveToKnow.com: Video game articles (March 2006) Mar 2006
 
MobileMag.com: Technology news (November 2005 - 75 articles) Nov 2005
 
MobileMag.com: Technology news (December 2005 - 88 articles) Dec 2005
 
MobileMag.com: Technology news (January 2006 - 105 articles) Jan 2006
 
MobileMag.com: Technology news (February 2006 - 173 articles) Feb 2006
 
MobileMag.com: Technology news (March 2006) Mar 2006
 
PutiMeditation.com: In Science, Zen Life, and Health Tips (5 articles) Jan 2006 -
   
DEAR MIKE
 
2002
Moving out for the first time / Working an unfulfilling job and more Jul - Aug, 2002
2003
Moral dilemma and more Jan - Aug 2003
   
QUOTES AND JOKES
 
2002-
2005
Ralph Wiggum / Two lines at Heaven and more Jul 15, 2002 and more
   
GUESTBOOK ARCHIVE
 
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