Volume 5
Issue # 1
September 3, 2003
"Increasing the Size of My Vagina"
By Guest Commentator May Chan
Buried by spam?
You're not alone
Post-modern colonialism
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Volume 5 September 3, 2003 "Increasing the Size of My Vagina" |
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| Man kind's bests invention: sliced bread and
the Internet. Almost everyone you know or don't know is probably on the
Internet right now clicking on something. Every morning when I check my
email, in my inbox it's empty but in my junk mail there are over 100 unwanted
advertisements. Perhaps we know them as "SPAM." Maybe one or
two Spam a week wouldn't be considered outrageous but 80 of them bastards
in 5 minutes! Where do we actually draw the line between the good and
bad advertisements? More than half of the pop ups and Spam we get are
adult porno. Even damn Microsoft is starting their little line of pop
ups every time you use their explorer. Apparently I don't have the luxury
of special software or programs to avoid pop ups, but who does? What if
my children were to see these obnoxious sex advertisements? What about
just us? Don't we have the rights to say, "Hey can you not do that
Bill Gates? I don't like that. I would really appreciate if you could
stop those pop ups where 2 men are fucking each other." We are being
violated and sexually abused! |
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Post-modern colonialism |
The monopoly of Microsoft has gone out of control. Stuff that we usually don't want to see on the Internet is being forced upon us and our emails are sold to different companies every minute and we get annoying spam. Has the Internet become the pimp and we as the vaginas in which these advertisements feed upon? Are we forever intruded with these expanding pop ups with no say? | ||
