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When I started this, I had a hard time imagining there would be enough stuff pissing me off that it would require a second page of rants. I guess I should have known better. It will no longer surprise me if I had to go to 100 pages for these things. About the only thing that would stop that is if every single person on the planet suddenly died. With that in mind, enjoy the second page. |
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One day at a time - the things that change as we age ----- 5/20/05 |
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I just want some fuckin' pants! ----- 5/20/05 |
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It's just a movie people - Star Wars geeks unite! ----- 5/20/05 |
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Shopping to kill -----6/3/05 |
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I want it all, and I want it NOW ----- 6/4/05 |
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1,3,9,5,6 - counting with employees of the U.S. postal system ----- 6/4/05 |
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Rolling Death - tractor trailers and you ----- 7/12/05 |
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Wal-Mart, Garth Brooks and the death capitalism ----- 8/23/05 |
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I'm right and you're wrong - WHY the bands on my top ten list suck ----- 8/23/05 |
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Evangelist urges people to kill! - More hypocrisy from the Christians ----- 8/23/05 |
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I want it all, and I want it for nothing. Some people's piss-poor work ethic ----- 8/23/05 |
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We're off to see the Wizard, or at least the Prince of Darkness ----- 9/1/05 |
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The same old song and dance. Why commercial radio sucks ass ----- 9/10/05 |
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FOR CHICKS ONLY - Mate wanted. The pay sucks, but the benefits are worth it ----- 9/10/05 |
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Nice guys really DO finish last ----- 9/16/05 |
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Mozart ROCKS! Why the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame knows nothing about music ----- 9/16/05 |
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Thankfully, there's no stairway to heaven everywhere ----- 9/17/05 |
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Hey, fuck you. I'm trying to work here. Don't fuckin' bother me or there won't be anything new for you to read, okay? |
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I yam what I yam, and so are you - the art of tolerance ----- 9/19/05 |
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Baton down the hatches! Damn the torpedos! Answer the damned phone! ----- 9/19/05 |
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LOOK OUT! It's the dreaded mega super evil bad fat, and it's in your food! ----- 9/19/05 |
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First thing we need to do, let's kill all the officials ----- 10/10/05 |
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Forget Freddy, Jason and Leatherface. Check out the Burger King ----- 10/10/05 |
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If you score over single digits on an IQ test, can you still be a cop? ----- 11/1/05 |
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I pledge allegiance, to whatever I am ordered to pledge allegiance to ----- 11/1/05 |
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Dubya and torture - two sides of the coin ----- 11/6/05 |
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Is Bill Gates really gonna pay me to be his friend? ----- 11/9/05 |
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Start the day off right, with a killing spree before breakfast ----- 11/10/05 |
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Your single brain cell and you. Driving in New Jersey ----- 11/10/05 |
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A full frontal lobatomy is the ONLY way to escape watching commercials ----- 11/11/05 |
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A serious message about terrorists ----- 11/11/05 |
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