This one�s gonna be a little different though. Kind of the same questions, but this is aimed at women, sort of like an application for a girlfriend. It should be fun and funny, which is what it needs to be on this site. It�s not really meant to be taken seriously, despite what the title you clicked to get to this page said, and since I never take these surveys seriously anyway. But it should be fun, and I might even post some of the better ones I get back. Eventually.
It�s pretty simple what to do. Just cut and paste the questionnaire into a program like Word, fill out the answers, and then use any one of the multitude of email buttons on the site to send it back. Shouldn�t be too tough. Now all ya gotta do is fill it out. Oh � and tell all your female friends about it. The more the merrier.
And now, without further ado, we�ll start with the simple stuff�
1. What is your name?
2. What color is your hair?
3. How tall are you?
4. What color are your eyes?
5. Describe yourself, physically:
Now it�ll get a little bit more in-depth�
6. What type of music do you like?
7. What kind of movies do you like? Horror? Sci-fi? Chick Flicks?
8. Do you like fancy restaurants, or just simple food?
9. Are you a sports fan? Keeping in mind that there are only three actual sports, and two of them suck. So I guess what I�m asking is, are you a football fan?
10. If you answered YES for question #9, what is your favorite team? (This is very important.)
11. What do you do for a living?
12. How do you feel about pets? Do you like them? Do you have any? What kind of pet do you think is the best?
13. Do you smoke?
14. Do you drink? (And I mean alcohol. Since you are alive, I am ASSUMING you drink something.)
Now a few questions about character�
15. Do you have specific religious beliefs? Mostly I need to know if you�re some kind of whacko out to convert the world to your way of thinking.
16. Do you have some silly moral problem with pornography? (Another important question.)
17. How do you feel about Dubya and the way he and his cronies are �running� the country?
18. Do you use any �politically correct� terms, such as African-American, Native-American, or any of those hyphenated abominations?
How about some fun questions?
19. What color do you feel identifies you best?
20. If you were a food, what would you be, and why?
21. What kind of car do you drive?
22. What kind of car do you WANT to drive?
23. What is your favorite movie?
24. What is your favorite television show? (It doesn�t have to be a show that is currently on the air.)
And right in the middle of this we�re gonna have an essay question. Be honest, how many of you are groaning right now, remembering the worst days of high school English class? This is a simple one though�
25. Describe yourself. Use as many or as few words as you like.
Now that wasn�t so hard, was it? And now just some random questions�
26. Where were you born?
27. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
28. Have you ever been married?
29. Do you have any children?
30. Have you ever been arrested?
31. Are there any naked pictures of you on the internet, that you know of?
32. If so, where? (heh heh heh.)
33. What would be the ideal date for you?
34. What would be your favorite way to spend an evening?
35. How do you feel about musicians?
36. How do you feel about people who collect toys?
37. Is burning DVDs the same as stealing?
38. What is the best book ever written?
39. True or false: Kiss is the greatest rock band of all time.
40. Is it rude to have a conversation on your cell phone while having dinner with someone?
41. Is there any such animal as a �Native American�?
42. What is the most important thing in life?
43. Does �bad language� bother you?
44. What exactly IS �bad language�?
45. Has this been the most fun you�ve ever had at your computer?
And there you have it. As I said, this is for fun, for the most part. Although I will be the first to admit that you can never know how something like this will turn out. It could end up being a dismal failure, and not funny at all. If it turns out to actually be USEFUL, I�ll be more surprised than if I wake up tomorrow morning with my lips stapled to the pillows. But as I said, I can never rule anything out. So pass this thing on to all your female friends, and we�ll all see what happens. Be honest, but most of all, HAVE FUN!