Of course, that brings up an interesting question, doesn�t it? If this is now the �normal� size, can it still be considered extra-large? Wouldn�t that be the new medium? But then, telling fat people that they are no longer bigger than the norm, but instead ARE the new norm isn�t really conducive to convincing people they need to lose weight, is it? Be a bit tough to sell all those fad diets if fat people are no longer bludgeoned over the head every day with the news that they are indeed gi-normous, wouldn�t it? But it�s still an interesting question.
So can I assume we all know what the only real way to lose weight is? Eat better and more importantly, exercise. And eating better does NOT mean cutting certain items out of your diet completely, much as all the late-night infomercial jerk-offs would like you to believe. Buying a George Forman grill is not going to make you lose weight when you eat your three triple-cheeseburgers. Cooking them on the George Forman grill will change one thing and one thing only; George Forman�s bank account.
None of these goofy fad diets will make one bit of difference. The no carbs thing that started a few years ago? Yeah, how many people have lost weight on that? And I mean real people, not the sideshow freak on the infomercial who claims to have lost 130 pounds in three and a half hours on this new miracle diet. And he wants to tell me how I can do it too. It�s bullshit and we all know it.
And now there�s this new abomination, with all sorts of products claiming to have zero trans-fat. Excuse me? What the fuck IS trans-fat anyway? I never even heard of it until about a year ago, and I�m willing to bet you hadn�t either. Y�know why? It didn�t exist. It�s something that was invented just to sell some new fad diet. Or it was invented by some potato chip company to try and take business away from the other potato chip companies by saying their chips are healthier since they don�t have this imaginary substance. Complete and total bullshit, and fat, stupid fuckers are eating it up.
The best part of all? These morons are going to die anyway. That�s right, eat healthy, stay fit, don�t drink, don�t smoke, and in short do nothing that feels or tastes good, and you are still going to die. So can someone tell me what the fucking point is?
Sure, I�m a fat bastard too, and I would love to lose weight. Well, I have been a little bit, through exercise, the only real way to lose weight and get in shape. But all this other shit is going too far. People are fucking scared to eat at McDonalds because they saw some retarded movie about a guy who ate ONLY at McDonalds for a month, or however long it was. That�s a lot like the lab rats they used to use to �prove� how bad Nutri-sweet was. They fed lab rats a steady diet of Nutri-sweet for two years, and the fucking rats died. Um�duh? First of all, the fed the things nothing but imitation sugar for two years. Yeah, big fucking mystery why they didn�t live longer. Second, lab rats only LIVE two years! And people buy into this shit, because people are fucking stupid.
But hey, you don�t want to eat at McDonalds? Fine. That just makes the lines shorter for me. You think donuts are the food version of the anti-Christ? Again that�s cool, cuz now there will be more left for me. Enjoy your bullshit fad diet. I�ll be eating pretty much the same as I always have, and I�ll also be laughing my abundant ass off when you go through all this shit for nothing, and end up looking pretty much the same as me.
Now I need me a fuckin� Quarter Pounder with cheese. Hold the onions.