This isn�t because I don�t want to pay my bill, or can�t. Nor is it because the cable company never sent me a bill. I�m quite certain they did. The problem is I never received said bill. And this is the problem I wish to go off on today: the mail carrier in the town where I live.
Quite simply, she�s a fucking idiot. She�s also lazy and worthless. I never had any problems whatsoever with my mail until she took over the route. Now I have nothing BUT trouble with it.
First, I live in apartment #2 of the building I�m in. There�s a big fucking 2 printed right on the mailbox. Why then, I have to wonder, am I constantly getting mail for my neighbors? When their mail does NOT have a number 2 on it? It has a number 1 on it, which would correspond nicely with the big fucking 1 printed on THEIR mailbox. This is not brain surgery, or even something an average intellect would have trouble with. It�s fucking counting to TWO. Retards can do that.
But this bimbo apparently cannot. I have not received a single cable bill since she started on this route. I also have missed an electric bill one month, which created all sorts of problems for me. I�M the one who gets stuck paying the fucking late charges here, not this bitch who is causing the fucking problem. I have been to the post office already, and the dimwit there doesn�t really give a shit either.
Another problem has been the movies I am supposed to be getting from Netflix. I have had three broken discs, and two have just disappeared, all in the space of about two months. This is ridiculous, and I am reasonably certain that at some point soon the good people over at Netflix are going to start getting cross with ME. And I�m not the one doing anything! All because this bitch doesn�t know how to do one of the simplest jobs I can think of. And the part that pisses me off the most is that my job is about 100 times more complicated than hers is, and she gets paid more than me! FOR FUCKING UP CONSTANTLY!
And she seems to have a bit of a problem with the second part of her job as well. Not only can she not match the address on the envelope to the one on the mailbox in front of her, she also cannot seem to wrap her feeble mind around the concept of PICKING UP THE OUTGOING MAIL! This hasn�t really been much of a problem for me, since I haven�t really trusted them to do this all along. But a friend of mine has had countless stories of mail being left in his mailbox when she was supposed to pick it up. Once again, this isn�t rocket science here � it�s fairly simple shit. You can train retarded monkeys to do it, probably faster than this bimbo will be able to pick it up.
But of course, she is working for the government, so it doesn�t really matter how often or how badly she fucks things up. She has a job with them until she decides she doesn�t want to do it anymore. And there�s nothing us poor shit upon bastards can do about it, except bend over and take it like an inmate.