YOU HAVE TO HAVE A COSTUME TO GET IN THE DOOR. SERIOUSLY. DON'T BE A TOOL. IT'S NOT COOL TO NOT DRESS UP. ALSO, IT WILL BE A COUPLE BUCKS FOR YOUR CUP, ONLY TO COVER THE KEGS, BUT ONCE YOU PAY IT, YOU HAVE FREE RUN OF THE ALCOHOL IN THIS HOUSE. IF YOU DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL, YOU WON'T BE EXPECTED TO PAY. ; IF YOU ARE CAUGHT DRINKING ALCOHOL AND DIDN'T PAY, WE'LL RAPE YOUR MOM.
ATTRACTIONS: KEGS, MUSIC, MIRTH, POOL TABLE, RAMBONE, PRIZE FOR BEST COSTUME, OTHER PRIZES, AND THE LOVELY FIELD HOCKEY TEAM FROM SALISBURY (REALLY)
You and QuDanny are working on your car, when the jack somehow snaps in two pieces. The car rolls onto Qudanny's thighs, ending both his monstrous sex appeal and his career. In your surroundings is about 40 feet of thin rope, a box of cookies, a screwdriver, a magnet, three bungee cords, and a soccer ball. A flock of geese is grazing across the street. What do you do to solve this problem? Act fast, for the sake of Qudanny and his 13 inch penis, which is also pinned. IM me your answers. Good answers will be posted. Great answers will be cherished.
Week One
Ninja Please
Kids Suck Ass
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G's Page: my favorite page
Jake's Page: I go here when I'm lonely
Sexy Cathy's: I don't know either
Stefan's Page: Everyone bug him to update
Fantasy College FB Analyst Game
Starring Joe, Phil, and G
Rounds 1-2 Rounds 7-8
Rounds 3-4 Rounds 9-10
Rounds 5-6 Rounds 11-12
Round 1 Round 1-4 Round 5-8 Round 9-12
10. Phil is one block shy of the triple-double against Oleg, putting up 11 points, 16 rebounds, and 9 blocks.
9. Ringer refuses to let Jacob go through his legs on film, holds him down, cusses him out
8. Howard Blocks Oleg 5 times
7. Oleg disputes a call. The referees watch it on instant replay, and Oleg wins the challenge....or does he? The delay gives Phil time to catch his breath, providing a noticable boost for Phil to finish Oleg off.
6. Howard gets winded and Oleg scores 11 straight to come back and win the game
5. Howard goes up 7-0 against Oleg
4. G goes behind his and Danny's back, gets the ball back for an easy, open game-winning layup, raises his arms in victory, and watches the ball roll off of the "rim of no-forgiveness"
3. Phil hits the half-court shot to ice it in round 2.
2. Danny puts the ball through G's legs 3 times, gets it behind him for the easy layup every time, but unfortunately can't convert on the open layup
1. Danny relieves himself of his shirt in hopes of a comebacK
Why is your mom so fat?
