9-19-02 - Questions
9-18-02 - My Pets
9-17-02 - The Mind of the Married Man
9-15-02 - Sunday Musings
9-10-02 - Cheating on My Wife
9-9-02 - How to lose Money W/O Even Trying
9-8-02 - Summer Recap
7-25-02 - Randomly Collected Thoughts
7-23-02 - Rice Standards
7-18-02 - Thursday Musings
7-17-02 - Life Decision
7-16-02 - GAY CLUB Rules
7-15-02 - Cell Phone Roulette
7-12-02 - Friday Thoughts
7-9-02 - Vacation Rules
7-5-02 - Threesome Etiquette
7-2-02 - More Reader's Mail
7-1-02 - The Tubing Trip
6-28-02 - Guest on Cheating
6-27-02 - Semi-Political Ramblings
6-25-02 - Ode to the Marquis
6-21-02 - The It Factor
6-20-02 - Some More Ramblings
6-17-02 - Reader Mail
6-14-02 - Encore, Please
6-13-02 - Birthday Thoughts
6-11-02 - Soccer Masturbation
6-8-02 - Objective Ratings
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Last night I saw this Italian film, The Last Kiss, which I highly recommend to everyone. It is just a stellar relationship film that doesn't emasculate you while you watch, it is definitely worth your seven bucks. If you do see it, make sure you tell Leigh...she's likely to spontaneously orgasm. I have never seen anyone that excited by just the mention of a title before. There will likely be a future column about some of the themes of the film.
Is there anyone funnier than the lie detector guy on the TV Show Meet the Folks? He always looks so disappointed in the contestants when he catched them in a lie.
Speaking of Meet the Folks, I would not go on that show for any amount of money. I don't think that I am that bad of a guy, hell, I almost consider myself a catch. But when I think of stories that friends and ex-girlfriends could tell about me...there is no way I would even make it to the lie detector.
New game on this website, but it requires audience participation. Go to this site and take the old version of the Rice Purity Test. Then send me your score. Then I post your score (you can tell me if you want your name included or not). See how fun this could be?
To start things off, my score is a 22. Sadly, it recently rose for the first time in years. If I don't start putting off my charming vibe, it will rise again soon. Date to watch: Beginning of November. I'll keep you updated.
Monday is a big day for me...for those of you who don't know, it is "Instant Maturity Monday". What do I mean by that, you may ask? Starting Monday, I start going to class, exercising regularly, eating better, limiting the amount of time I waste playing video games, stop pining over past mistakes, drinking less on school nights, and becoming an overall better person. I hope so, at least.
Last night one of my friend's received the best nickname I ahve ever heard..."O'Hare" because she is a "hub" on our hook-up chart. It bears mentioning that if that nickname is true, the person who gave it must at least be Hartsfield or Denver International.
Do you ever develop loyalty to certain actors due to one memorable role they played. Because Vince Vaughn was Trent in Swingers, I still see all of his movies, even though he hasn't done anything evcen decent since Return to Paradise.
I like myself, but if I could trade places with anybody in the world, it would be Patriots' QB Tom Brady. He is 24, supremely talented, and because of last year's Super Bowl victory, will never have to buy another drink in Boston for the rest of his life. Also, he looks like Matt Damon, so he could have pretty much any woman he wanted. I have a total nonsexual guy crush on him.
I have some sort of weird vibe going with my dartboard in my house. I have already mentioned the time I was debating a major decision, and decided I would pursue the less realistic option only if I through a bullseye. Of course I threw the bullseye. This has happenned four time since...it is a little sppoky. The latest was last night, when an inebriated Glenn called his shot with 4 witnesses. It's almost enough to make me believe in a higher power. Someday I'll give details, I promise. The all of you will be amazed and spooked, too.
Michelle, if you read this, you have to send me excerpts of Maneater to put up on the web site. I hear wonderful things about it.
Did anyone see Charles Rogers's catch at the end of the Notre Dame - Michigan St. game today? Simply one of the best individual plays I have ever seen.
I haven't bought groceries since I returned home from my road trip in mid-August. That says so many negative things about me.
If anyone has any good elementary stories they want to share, let me know. Here's one: A female friend was giving Show and Tell one day in kindergarten and she was sooooooo excited to get the attention. So excited she wore her best dress that day because she wanted to impress her classmates. So excited that she didn't want to take time out to go to the restroom. So exited that she couldn't control her bladder while up in front of the class, sending a stream straight down her dress into a puddle on the floor in front of her whole class.
1) "World Destruction" - Johnny Rotten and Afrika Bambaata
2) "Get it Together" - Beastie Boys and A Tribe Called Quest
3) "Alphabet Aerobics" - Blackalicious
4) "In My Place" - Coldplay
5) "Outsmarted" - The Hives
6) "Highly Evolved" - The Vines
7) "Friday Night" - G. Love and Special Sauce
8) "Big Butts and Blowjobs" - The Scabs
9) "Aw Naww" - Nappy Roots
10) "Turn" - Travis
When I was younger, I always tried to be much more mature than I actually was (possibly explaining my regressed state now). I was "going with" this girl Tracy around Valentine's Day in 5th grade. Since I had a girlfriend on Valentine's Day, I had to do something special, right? So I took three weeks worth of allowance and I bought her a ring. Not thinking that was personal enough, I also wrote her a poem which centered aound the "magic of her eyes". This story could be cute and "ahhh"-inducing if not for a couple of facts. 1) Two years later, her father was my 7th grade English teacher and read my poem in class and 2) Tracy ended up going to high school with me and showed this poem to all of our friends.
