After much discussion and only a lttle begging, here are some names that must be added to the cast of my movie, tentatively titled "The Glenn Project":
Susan - a shorter Rachel Griffiths
Jennifer - Renee Zellweger (circa Empire Records)
Sandy - Mischa Barton (in a couple of years)
Jeff - Benicio del Toro
Michelle - Cynthia Nixon (after she hit the gym and died her hair)
Cole - Jonathan Lipnicki (the kid from Jerry Maguire)
Sarah - Jessica Pare
Plus, two role changes must be announced. Moby has gone on tour so the role of Jon is now being played by Matthew McConaughey. Colin Ferrell has quit because the part of Glenn was too much for him to handle. He is being replaced by Ron Livingston, the star of Office Space.
Poland vs. United States, 6:20 am CT Friday
Yummy lunch chinese food makes (says me in my Yoda voice).
Besides mastering the art of half an hour bathroom breaks, my job has taught me the differences between and specifics of the L, H, F, J, and TN visa categories. How come I fear I won't ever be able to use this knowledge to look smart over a pint?
I just used the word "pint" instead of the word "beer"...yep, I'm a wannabe Brit.
Remember the old DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince song I Think I can Beat Mike Tyson? After seeing Ali and the replay of the Tyson-Lewis fight, I think he could, too.
The first cd my brother ever bought was Ace of Base. There, I just outed him to the world.
Has anyone else ever experience deja vu? It never comes at important moments for me, but I'll sometimes feel like I have had an exact experience before in a dream when I'm driving down the street, having a conversation, etc. It makes me feel both special and a little freaked out.
Dominance: The Lakers are a perfect example of how individually oriented the NBA currently is. They have the league's two best players, two solid role players, and one of the weakest final 8 in the league. And with that, they are three-time champions.
Also, people tend to be much more anti-Lakers than they were anti-Bulls. People could always cheer Jordan, but fans seem to actively root against Shaq, who has developed a reputation as an unskilled bully. That simply isn't fair...he is simply making the most of the opportunity in front of him. He takes abuse and poundings every time he steps on the court, but always plays his best when the stage is the biggest. He should be applauded, not villified.
You know how there is that one guy in every crowd who gets on everybody nerves? He is always self-centered, egotistical, and annoying, and everyone thoroughly enjoys making fun of him when he is not around. He is usually not at the center of the crowd, no one calls him to be included, yet he manages to show up at functions anyways. This role can be filled by a girl, but those circumstances are very rare. Anyways, I am of the opinion that every group of friends since elementary school has a guy like this. I am looking around my current group of friends and I can't identify him. Which makes me a little nervous that it could be me...nah. Right guys? Right?
6-11-02 - Soccer Masturbation
6-8-02 - OGR
6-6-02 -Thursday Thoughts
6-5-02 - World Cup Bandwagon Jumping
6-4-02 - Mayer, Comfortable
6-3-02 - Mayer, City Love
5-30-02 - Thursday Thoughts
5-29-02 - Memorial Day Weekend
5-23-02 - Thursday Random Thoughts
5-20-02 - NBA Lottery
5-19-02 - Reader's mail
5-18-02 - New Cow Theory
5-17-02 - Graduation
5-16-02 - More Ramblings
5-10-02 - Marriage, Ugh
5-9-02 - Thursday Ramblings
5-8-02 - Inflatable Goats
5-7-02 - Temporary Fan Status
5-6-02 - Dinner Party
5-5-02 - Reader Mail
ARCHIVES
1) "Haligh, Haligh, a Lie Haligh" - Bright Eyes (Conor Oberst of Omaha's burgeoning music scene)
2) "The World Exploded in Love" - Bob Schneider
3) "Hate to Say I told you So" - The Hives
4) "Electric Relaxation" - Tribe Called Quest
5) "Warning" - Incubus
6) "Improvise" - Jurassic 5
7) "Natalie Portman" - Ozma
8) "When the Stars Go Blue" - Bono & The Corrs
9) "Let's Get it On" - Marvin Gaye
10) "Tired of Sex" - Weezer
Bragging about your small penis (oh...)
Excessive body hair (whoops)
Talking about sports non-stop (ugh)
Having a girlfriend (oops)
Writing columns on a website (doh!)
