5-10-02 - Marriage, Ugh
5-9-02 Thursday Ramblings
5-8-02 - Inflatable Goats
5-7-02 - Temporary Fan Status
5-6-02 - Dinner Party
5-5-02 - Reader Mail
5-4-02 - Cast of Characters
5-3-02- Man HQ Memo
5-2-02 - THURSDAY RAMBLINGS
5-1-01- To Britney or not to Britney
4-30-02 -Top 5
4-29-02 - Shotgun Rules
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NBA Finals start Saturday, Kings v. Lakers
As soon as I got my Temporary Fan status, the Mavs tanked 3 straight. So, uh, who do you think the Rockets should take in the lottery?
Don't you love that beer commercial where that guy breaks up with the girl right before she tells him she won the lottery? That'll be Rob in a few years.
Quite a few law schools rejected me...maybe was dad was right about that whole studying, working hard, attending class thing....nah.
Do any of you want to take a year off of life and go live in the Cayman Islands with me? I'm dead serious.
Maybe it is my Lola complex, but girls with brightly colored hair or wigs are very sexy.
I may be alone on this island, but the movie I am looking forward to seeing this weekend is About a Boy with Hugh Grant. It was one of my favorite books (again, read Nick Hornby) and the advance reviews have been stellar. It isn't going to be the chick flick they are advertising it as.
There is this really weird phenomena going on at my office building. You see, we have these three glass doors right next to each other that everyone must walk through...Two of them open manually and one of them is one of those handicapped doors where you push a button. Over the last 2 and a half weeks, every single person who I have seen walk through there has gone in the handicapped door, even when it means waiting in line. As a society, we are lazy.
Then again, that comes from a guy who hasn't exercised in a couple of months.
Advice for girls: Guys need space, even more than you think.
Advice to guys: Play dumb. Girls think we are anyways, so use it as your weapon. If used properly, it is the ultimate get out of jail free card.
Upcoming Columns:
Friday - Epic Graduation Column
Saturday- Ashley Judd and the New Cow
Sunday - Reader Mail
Monday - NBA Lottery
Ten Songs worth listening to this week:
1) "Alright Guy" - Todd Snider
2) "Firecracker" - Ryan Adams
3) "The Same Boy You've Always Been" - The White Stripes
4) "Dope Nose"- Weezer
5) "Renegade" - Eminem & Jay Z (who's still overrated)
6) "Talk Her Down" - Starsailor
7) "Ball & Chain" - Sublime
8) "Bridging the Gaps" - Black Eyed Peas
9) "Holland, 1945" - Neutral Milk Hotel (thanks JW)
10) "Take it or Leave It" The Strokes
Bibby
Bryant
Pierce
B. Davis
Kidd (the prick)
