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| April 29, 2002 - Ever since my oldest friend Wes learned how to drive,the "Shotgun" conundrum has greatly troubled me. Well fear not, I have an answer for to this age-old problem. All you must do is follow this handy chart, listed in order of precedence, to see who gets that coveted front seat space: Who gets Shotgun? 1) Anyone more than 8 inches taller than the rest of the party 2) Anyone in a leg cast (if the front seat is roomier) 3) Extremely elderly 4) Boyfriend/Girlfriend or Spouse of Driver 5) Potential, yet unacknowledged, love interest of the driver that everyone else in the car knows about but won't comment on openly 6) Member of opposite sex than the driver 7) Driver's best friend (If that can't be determined, the first to call Shotgun within view of the car) Now, for backseat window seats: 1) The two remaining tallest always get window seat. The shortest always rides "bitch", unless someone else kindly volunteers. Everyone be sure to print out this list, laminate it, and keep it in your wallet or purse so that together, we can make the "Shotgun" dispute a thing of the past. to the archive |
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| My 11-13 Astros, Hernandez has never allowed more than 2 runs in an MLB start! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Bill Simmons (My current idol) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Odd Todd (My pre-employment reality) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Audiogalaxy (Free Music) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ten Songs worth listening to this week: 1) Sitting on the Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding 2) Someday - The Strokes 3) Comfortable - John Mayer 4) Come Pick Me Up - Ryan Adams 5) A Praise Chorus - Jimmy Eat World 6) 3 Minutes - 2 Skinnee J's 7) Black Betty - Ram Jam 8) Flake - Jack Johnson 9) Never Want to See You Again - Rich Hardesty 10) Add it Up - Violent Femmes 11) (BONUS) Back in the Day - Ahmad |
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| The Current Top 5 1) Katie Holmes 2) Rachel Weisz 3) Josie Moran 4) Natalie Portman 5) Jennifer Garner |
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