Kevin once bought my girlfriend something called..
Purely Silk Body Luster
May 4, 2002: I am feeling especially self-important right now and I have decided that there absolutely needs to be a movie about me. If there is a movie about me, someone will then have to portray each and every one of you. With this in mind, I have decided to cast the movie about me. Keep this mind: Everyone in Hollywood is better looking than all of us. Just because I chose a particular actor or actress to play you does not mean that I think you are that good looking. This should be open for debate, so flood the guestbook w/ your casting ideas:

Glenn - Colin Farrell ( a personal favorite who can capture my emotional complexity)
Kiley - Reese Witherspoon
Jon - Moby
Wes - Ed Norton, 7 years ago
Zach - the Rock
Jim - Sean William Scott
Jason - The Graduate era Dustin Hoffman
Erin - Lauren Ambrose
Chien - Cheng Pei Pei
Liz -Calista Flockhart w/ curlers
Hong - the asian cheerleader in Bring It On
Manuel - Big Sexy himself
Simos - Jean Claude Van Damme
Jeremy - Giovanni Ribisi (you both mumble)
Kevin - Anthony Michael Hall
Rob - a young Peter Krause
Chris - Josh Hartnett
Nick - Vin Diesel w/ hair
Dave - Lucy Liu
Deepa - Samuel L. Jackson
Soo - can't be imitated, herself
Kristin - Jennifer Connelly
Suee - Zhang Ziyi
Sun - Ben Stiller
Rizzo- William Valderrama
Alex - Chris Klein
Jill - Jamie Lynn-Sigler (she claims to be Italian)
Blake - Colin Hanks
Greg - James Van Der Beek
John - DJ Qualls w/ a goatee (sorry dude)
Stephanie - Survivor's Elisabeth Filarski

My apologies to all...                                     
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Links (My Favorite Things of the moment):
Bill Simmons (My current idol)
Odd Todd (My pre-employment reality)
Audiogalaxy (Free Music)
PitchforkMedia (Music News, Reviews)
Ten Songs worth listening to this week:
1) "Alright Guy" - Todd Snider
2) "Firecracker" - Ryan Adams
3) "The Same Boy You've Always Been" - The White Stripes
4) "Dope Nose"- Weezer
5) "Renegade" - Eminem & Jay Z (who's still overrated)
6) "Talk Her Down" - Starsailor
7) "Ball & Chain" - Sublime
8) "Bridging the Gaps" - Black Eyed Peas
9) "Holland, 1945" - Neutral Milk Hotel (thanks JW)
10) "Take it or Leave It" The Strokes
5 Actors I do like
Colin Farrell
Ben Affleck
Don Cheadle
Peter Krause
John Cusack
Contact me if you have anything (writings, thoughts, et. al) to contribute
My 12-15 4th place Astros, The Reds are in 1st place? Jose Rijo is pitching in the rotation? What year is this, 1990?
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