Glenn, what is the best way to go about getting a girl?
Well, dear reader, that is a very delicate question. The best advice I can give is act purely in your own self-interest. Buy her stuff if you want to buy her stuff, ask her questions and remember the answers, shower regularly (enough), and do not, under any circumstances, hit on her friends. Dogged determination that doesn't cross the edge into stalkerdom almost always pays off.
Glenn, what do guys want in a girl?
I'll be kind and avoid any of the easy "any girl who is breathing" cracks here. For this answer, I will refer to something that my oldest friend Wes once taught me. All guys want the perfect virgin-whore...the girl who is pure for everyone else but a devil once the bedroom door is shut for him. To look at her you would think "nice girl", but only her boyfriend knows differently. The only other qualification is that she must look great in jeans, an oversized sweatshirt, and no make-up...and a brain helps too. Glenn is smiling big right now.
Glenn, tell me where my money should go in the 2nd round of the NBA playoffs.
Dallas over Sacramento in 6
Charlotte over New Jersey in 6
Boston over Detroit in 6
Los Angeles over SanAntonio/Seattle in 5 or 4
Glenn, tell me the meaning of life.
Be good to every one and collect as many good stories and experiences along the way as you possibly can. That is the way to happiness...I think.
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5-3-02 - MAN HQ
5-2-02 - THURSDAY RAMBLINGS
5-1-01- To Britney or not to Britney
4-30-02 -Top 5
4-29-02 - Shotgun Rules
4-28-02 - Vegas, Baby, Vegas
4-27-02 - Brief Intro
1) "Alright Guy" - Todd Snider
2) "Firecracker" - Ryan Adams
3) "The Same Boy You've Always Been" - The White Stripes
4) "Dope Nose"- Weezer
5) "Renegade" - Eminem & Jay Z (who's still overrated)
6) "Talk Her Down" - Starsailor
7) "Ball & Chain" - Sublime
8) "Bridging the Gaps" - Black Eyed Peas
9) "Holland, 1945" - Neutral Milk Hotel (thanks JW)
10) "Take it or Leave It" The Strokes
Keanu Reeves
Russell Crowe
Alan Cummings
Freddie Prinze, Jr. (I know, too easy)
Clark Gable
