7-1-02 - The Tubing Trip
6-28-02 - Guest on Cheating
6-27-02 - Semi-Political Ramblings
6-25-02 - Ode to the Marquis
6-21-02 - The It Factor
6-20-02 - Some More Ramblings
6-17-02 - Reader Mail
6-14-02 - Encore, Please
6-13-02 - Birthday Thoughts
6-11-02 - Soccer Masturbation
6-8-02 - Objective Ratings
6-6-02 -Thursday Thoughts
6-5-02 - World Cup Bandwagon Jumping
6-4-02 - Mayer, Comfortable
6-3-02 - Mayer, City Love
5-30-02 - Thursday Thoughts
5-29-02 - Memorial Day Weekend
5-23-02 - Thursday Random Thoughts
5-20-02 - NBA Lottery
5-19-02 - Reader's mail
5-18-02 - New Cow Theory
5-17-02 - Graduation
5-16-02 - More Ramblings
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I wanted to comment on your June 28th column on cheating. A lot of what you said is right, but I disagree that people cheat because they want the "life experience". As someone who has been cheated on, I think people cheat because of distance, lonely, or just plain assholes. Why do you think people cheat? - Name Withheld
Have you heard the phrase that guys are only as faithful as their options? I wouldn't go that far, but I think that their is some truth behind the fact that males are genetically wired to spread there seed. Even when I have been the most in love in my relationships, my eyes will still occasionally wander. There is such thing as the serial cheater, but I think that most people who do it truly don't mean to cause their significant other any pain. They are often just in a relationship that has run its course.
Should I stay or should I go? - The Clash
When in doubt, always go. Staying can only lead to an eventual feeling of being trapped. Go! You may get a chance to experience things that you could never have imagine possible.
Glenn, how is it possible that Keanu Reeves has had this long and successful of a career? - Glenn
I ask myself this question all of the time. How can one of the worst actors of this or any generation continue to find work after making so many horrible movies? The short answer is Speed and The Matrix. But how did he get those parts? My only guess is that The Devil's Advocate is autobiographical.
Glenn, will you come over tonight and mow my lawn? - Elizabeth
Um. no.
As a person with a lot of time to think about the important things in life, are there any simple pleasures that you can recommend to hel pa person relax?
I mentioned ranch dressing on turkey and roast beef sandwiches and italian dressing marinated in my last column. Also, try smoking a nice maduro ciar, preferrably an Ashton, while drinking a Pepsi. You'd be surprised how good that is. Try going to the movies alone...it is a great way to clear your mine. Oh, and masturbation. Lots of it.
Ok, here is the scenario. I walk into the bathroom and there are five urinals, for clarity sake lets number them 1-5. A guy is standing at 1, another is at 4. Where do I go?
Ooh, a tough one. First off, I'm not one of those guys that would advise you to wait. That is Jerry Falwell-Homophobic. I say go in 3. 2 or 5 is too threatening to the other guys. 3 isn't as ideal, but it is as neutral as possible.
Is it right for able-bodied people to use handicap parking spots, bathrooms, and doors?
I think most good-hearted people parking in handicap spaces is a one way ticket to hell. On the other end of the spectrum, I think using handicap doors is fine, if a little lazy. You don't deny a handicap person anything by using the door. The handicap toilet is an iffy proposition. I personally believe it to be ok when that is absolutely the only stall available. If that is the case, every one for themself. If you just want the extra space and there are other stalls available, you are a bad, bad person.
Do you agree: "A woman who is just a friend is like having $19 in the bank and your left looking at your ATM card"? - Alonzo Bodden
Uhhhhhhhh...no? That's the correct answer, right?
1) "11AM" - Incubus
2) "What it Is" - Mark Knopfler
3) "That Was a Crazy Game of Poker" - O.A.R.
4) "Somehow Someday - Ryan Adams
5) "Slam" - Onyx
6) "Stephanie Says" - Velvet Underground
7) "Cut Your Hair" - Pavement
8) "Nuthin but a 'G' Thang" - Dr. Dre
9) "Do You Right" - 311
10) "Fuck tha Police" - NWA
The Clash
Velvet Underground
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
N.W.A.
Parliament Funkadelic
