ODE TO THE MARQUIS
There once was this dive, The Marquis
For drinkers, it's the place to be
Windows it lacked
But on Tuesday, it's packed
Cause they serve four-fifty ice teas.
To call the place drab is too kind
But the regulars don't seem to mind
They'll order a drink
And not even blink
As the thick cloud of smoke leaves them blind.
Now I can't say the bar has much charm
And you always must watch out for harm
Cause at the the end of each night
There is always a fight
And the barkeep must break a few arms.
Well the bartender, his name is Al
And it's easy to become his pal
All one must have
Is nice breasts, a firm ass
Or a sister, who's a good-looking gal
"This place sounds pretty bad," you may say,
""And the atmosphere sounds pretty gray
Why do you go?"
You may want to know
I'll tell why we continue to stay
The reason, dear friend,,I'll regale,
Is us guys are looking for tail
Our hope is a flicker
That a whole lotta liqour
Will make us look good to females.
6-21-02 - The It Factor
6-20-02 - Some More Ramblings
6-17-02 - Reader Mail
6-14-02 - Encore, Please
6-13-02 - Birthday Thoughts
6-11-02 - Soccer Masturbation
6-8-02 - Objective Ratings
6-6-02 -Thursday Thoughts
6-5-02 - World Cup Bandwagon Jumping
6-4-02 - Mayer, Comfortable
6-3-02 - Mayer, City Love
5-30-02 - Thursday Thoughts
5-29-02 - Memorial Day Weekend
5-23-02 - Thursday Random Thoughts
5-20-02 - NBA Lottery
5-19-02 - Reader's mail
5-18-02 - New Cow Theory
5-17-02 - Graduation
5-16-02 - More Ramblings
5-10-02 - Marriage, Ugh
5-9-02 - Thursday Ramblings
5-8-02 - Inflatable Goats
5-7-02 - Temporary Fan Status
ARCHIVES
1) "8 Steps to Perfection" - Company Flow
2) "Brown Sugar" - The Rolling Stones
3) "Get Free" - The Vines
4) "Brain Damage" - Eminem
5) "Deacon Blues" - Steely Dan
6) "Mistadobalina" - Del tha Funkee Homosapien
7) "Be Healthy" - Dead Prez
8) "Mekong" - Refreshments
9) "Fell in Love With a Girl" - White Stripes
10) "Love Comes to Town" - U2 and B.B. King
