9-22-02 - Last Thoughts for a while
9-19-02 - Questions
9-18-02 - My Pets
9-17-02 - The Mind of the Married Man
9-15-02 - Sunday Musings
9-10-02 - Cheating on My Wife
9-9-02 - How to lose Money W/O Even Trying
9-8-02 - Summer Recap
7-25-02 - Randomly Collected Thoughts
7-23-02 - Rice Standards
7-18-02 - Thursday Musings
7-17-02 - Life Decision
7-16-02 - GAY CLUB Rules
7-15-02 - Cell Phone Roulette
7-12-02 - Friday Thoughts
7-9-02 - Vacation Rules
7-5-02 - Threesome Etiquette
7-2-02 - More Reader's Mail
7-1-02 - The Tubing Trip
6-28-02 - Guest on Cheating
6-27-02 - Semi-Political Ramblings
6-25-02 - Ode to the Marquis
6-21-02 - The It Factor
6-20-02 - Some More Ramblings
6-17-02 - Reader Mail
6-14-02 - Encore, Please
6-13-02 - Birthday Thoughts
6-11-02 - Soccer Masturbation
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I have been suffering through a month of upheaval, no internet, and a small case of writer's block. With all of that in mind, I figure it best to make my triumphant return with this long sought after guest column. And believe me, it's a doozy (I'm not a 65-year old grandmother, but I can write like one on occasion). I have never officially asked the author if I can use her name, but considering that it has been mentioned before, it should not be too hard to figure out. This a hilarious, fun read that all of you should take the time to enjoy. Plus, it provides a fun parlor game in trying to figure out whose name's have been changed. Without further ado, here is Man-Eater.
1) "Cruel Summer" -Bananarama
2) "867-5309/Jenny" - Tommy Tutone
3) "Prove My Love" - Violent Femmes
4) "Summer of '69" - Bryan Adams
5) "I'm on Fire" - Bruce Springsteen
6) "Come on Feel the Noize" - Quiet Riot
7) "When Doves Fly" - Prince
8) "Always Something There to Remind Me" - Naked Eyes
9) "Down Under" - Men at Work
10) "Sraight Outta Compton" - N.W.A.
The first time I became acquainted with the story's author was the night before graduation. Her and two friends invited my friend and I up for a drink...but not the kind of drink discussed in Maneater. How am I sure that I am not one of those oblivious males who didn't recognize a drink come-on when it occurred? Well, once we were up in the room, the girls took the remainder of the alcohol, never offering my friend or I as much as a sip. After a snub like that, it is amazing that I am still friends with all involved. No, I'm not still bitter.
