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(Sung to "We Built This City on Rock and Roll" by Starship)
Sung by The Soldiers of Gondor to Pippin
We built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones
Built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones
You say you've never been here
You don't recognize this place
You say you're friends are coming
Well this is a race.
Knee-deep in the orc-hordes
We may lose the fight
Too many enemies
Coming in the night
Denethor is our leader
Listen to the words he says
"Don't you remember
We built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones"
We built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones
Built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones
Theoden is coming
So old Gandalf says
We hope they make it before
Mordor's army reigns
We just want to live here
Though Mordor's full of rage
They want to kill our people
Write us off the page
Denethor is our leader
Listen to the words he says
"Don't you remember
We built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones"
We built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones
Built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones
It's just another battle
In the plains at our feet
If they get a toehold
Then we will all be beat.
Who cares for glory
Underneath the stars?
What use is glory
If you're caviar?
Don't tell us they'll conquer
We're not simple fools
Fighting for our homeland
We won't be Sauron's tools!
(Looking out over that gorgeous white tower
On another wonderful sunny Saturday
And I'm seeing those great soldiers of Gondor.)
Don't you remember, Remember remember
(Who's your favorite Steward
In the city of the guard?
The city that rocks! The city that never stops!)
Denethor is our leader
Listen to the words he says
"Don't you remember
We built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones"
We built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones
Built this city
We built this city of rocks and stones
We built We built We built this city yeah
Built this city
(repeat and fade)
