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| Black Riders (sung to: Black Velvet by Allanah Myles) In the Shire in the middle of the autumn Frodo Baggins is a-movin' on by. Lobelia is droolin' over Bag End The sun is settin' like molasses in the sky. A figure nears, wantin' to get Gaffer's ears. Trailin' Frodo still, he leaves them with a chill. Black Riders chase that hobbit in the wild. Black Riders with their dark, Mordor style. Emitting terror that'll bring ya to your knees. Black Riders if you please. Up in Bree-land the hobbits take a breather. Prancing Pony, a dinner and a smile. Frodo's singin' in the heat of evening fires. Disappearin' then, with Strider in the wild. The way they went, it wasn't easy, sweet, or true. Wand'rin' with the four, they're always watchin' for. Black Riders as they wander in the wild. Black Riders with their dark, Mordor style. Emitting terror that'll bring ya to your knees. Black Riders if you please. Single stroke of evil blade that he used got you. In a flash he was gone, it happened so soon, what could you do? Black Riders as they find you in the wild. Black Riders with their dark, Mordor style. Emitting terror that'll bring ya to your knees. Black Riders if you please. Black Riders as they're ridin' in the wild. Black Riders with their dark, Mordor style. Emitting terror that'll bring ya to your knees. Black Riders if you please. If you please. If you please. If you please. |
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