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Me and My Ring
(sung to Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams)


Deagol gave me this One Ring
For my own birthday
He then got drownded
O how I rue that day

Me and my Precious too
Learned to spy and we tried real hard
Then my Grandmother kicked me
Out. And I travelled far

Oh. When I look back now
The years they seemed to last forever
And if I had my choice
My Ring and I would be together
Those were the best days of my life

How I did some complaining
When that Baggins stole my Ring
Had to leave my pool in the mountain
When he showed his Sting.

Standing on the mountain's porch
The world seemed to stretch forever
Still I had to get my Ring
I knew we had to be together
Those were the best days of my life.

Oh yeah
Back with my Precious in my cave.
Oh

Well there came a time I was old and helpless
I needed to find it.
I knew we had to be together. together oh
Yeah

And now I found a Baggins
He and his nasty Sam
Somehow I'll get my Precious
Think of how I'm going to get it back

Standing there on Shelob's Porch
I told her I would bring them to her
And when she's left their bones
My Ring and I will be together
We'll have the best days of our lives.

Back with my Precious in my cave
Back with my Precious in my cave
Me and my Precious in my cave.
Fades out.
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