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| Steward Denethor (sung to Good King Wenceslas) Steward Denethor looked out On the Pelennor fields. And he saw the orcs about With their spears and war shields. Darkness filled the skies that night Filling hearts with fe-ar When a rider came it sight. It was Farami-i-ir "Pippin, come and stand by me. If thou knowst it telling Master Gandalf where is he? Faramir is failing." "Sire, he rides with Shadowfax Out into the fra-ay Bringing hope to failing friends. He will save the da-a-ay." "Bring my wounded son to me Bring me pine logs hither. He and I will shortly burn And we'll die together." Son and Father, forth they went Down into Rath-Dinen. Pippin ran to Gandalf's side, hoping he could sa-ave them. "Gandalf, Denethor is mad. And he's flipped his lid. Faramir will soon be dead. His ego and his id." "Sauron's arm is longer now And my skills are needed But Faramir, he needs me now. You message I will hee-ee-eed." Rode the wizard forth that night Through the spiral city. Hope he brought to failing hearts. Removing fear and pity. Denethor's madness grows now He jumps onto his pyre. But Faramir will still live on. They saved him from the fi-i-re. |
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