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| 500 miles (sung to: I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers) When I wake up, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sam who wakes when you do. When we march on, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sam who marches on with you. If there's coney, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sam who cooks it up for you. And if there's taters, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sam who cooks taters for you. But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more. Just to be the Sam who walked 1000 miles With you into Mordor. If there's fighting, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sam who's fighting hard for you. And when the orcs say that you really are not through I'll search along until I find where they've got you. When we get there, yeah I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sam who climbs Mt. Doom with you. And if there's Fire, well I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sam who faces fire for you. But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more. Just to be the Sam who walked 1000 miles With you into Mordor. Da-Da-Dah Da-Da-Dah Da-dala-dala-dala-dalah-da-dah Da-Da-Dah Da-Da-Dah Da-dala-dala-dala-dalah-da-dah When you're weary, yes I know I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the Sam who keeps from feeling blue. When I'm dreaming, yes I know I'm gonna dream Dream about our home when we are through. But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more. Just to be the Sam who walked 1000 miles With you into Mordor. |
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