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(sung to Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas)
Everybody was Hobbit eating
Those hobbits fast competing
In fact there was a lot of food depleting
But they ate with reserved seating
They were funky hobbit folk from funky Shire town
They were chomping them up and they were chomping them down
It's an ancient Hobbit art and everybody knew their part
From a bite off of a fork, and masticating pork
Everybody was Hobbit eating
Those hobbits fast competing
In fact there was a lot of food depleting
But they ate with reserved seating
There was Fatty Bolger large and also Sam Gamgee
He said here comes old Bilbo, pass me some tea.
We took a plate and had a seat, started spooning in the meat
Lots of mushrooms made me grin now we're into digging in.
Everybody was Hobbit eating
Those hobbits fast competing
In fact there was a lot of food depleting
But they ate with reserved seating
(repeat)..make sure you have reserved seating
Hobbit eating, a lot of food depleting
