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(Sung to "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel)
Sung by Denethor
Anarion, Isildur, Elendil and Elrond too.
Gil-Galad, The Last Alliance, Fall of Numenor.
Gondor, Kings a-dying, Stewards fail, we'll all be frying
Minas Tirith soon will be no more
Morgul Vale, Mordor, Osgiliath is no more
Rohan, Saruman, and the Fall of Theoden
Mithrandir, I've seen. I don't care if there's a king.
Mordor's forces many more, sails of Umbar on the shore!
I'm going to light my pyre!
For we'll all be burning
And my mind is churning.
I'm going to light my pyre!
Yes I'm going to light it,
Don't you try to fight it.
Radagast, Palantir, Eagles led by Gwaihir
Fighting in Lothlorien, Cair Andros falls.
Lonely Mountain's fighting too. I don't see what we can do.
Mirkwood overrun. Gondor's soon to go.
Arnor, Angmar, Arvedui did not get far
Minas Morgul's Nazgul King, Earnur no more is seen
Mardil takes the rod, Gondor still then was broad
Uruks, Corsairs, Dol Guldur threatens we who cared
I'm going to light my pyre!
For we'll all be burning
And my mind is churning.
I'm going to light my pyre!
Yes I'm going to light it,
Don't you try to fight it.
Cirion, Calenardhon, Eorl, Rohirrim
Beren, Beregond, Saruman takes Isengard
Smaug lands in Erebor, Dwarves flee, or are no more
Thror slain by Azog, Dwarves won't face the Balrog
Orcs slaughtered, Dwarves win, Elves still in Lorien
Mirkwood, Thranduil, Thorin stops there in jail.
Smaug slain, Bard is King, Bilbo goes home with the Ring
Five Armies fought that war. But Mordor has more in store.
I'm going to light my pyre!
For we'll all be burning
And my mind is churning.
I'm going to light my pyre!
Yes I'm going to light it,
Don't you try to fight it.
Shire-folk have the Ring, I would rather guard this thing.
Visions come to Faramir, Riddles I don't want to hear.
Osgiliath is under siege, Nazgul ride on black steeds.
Saruman goes to war. I had seen it all before.
Borormir seeks Rivendell, Umbar's Corsairs now rebel.
Frodo Baggins hunted down, to Rivendell he made it now.
Mordor's forces coming here. Orcs have killed my Boromir
Faramir, burning near, What else do I have to fear?
I'm going to light my pyre!
For we'll all be burning
And my mind is churning.
I'm going to light my pyre!
Yes I'm going to light it,
Don't you try to fight it.
Fangorn destroys Isengard. Rohan helped. It wasn't hard.
Saruman's a little foe. I see so much you don't know.
Frodo seeks to melt the Ring. You cannot win. This I have seen.
Minas Morgul's forces pale. Umbar ships under black sail.
Ringwraiths winged beasts now ride. Do not stop my suicide.
Palantir shows my fear. It will burn upon my bier.
Umbar's forces on the shore. Soon we all will be no more.
Sauron will win this war. I can't take it any more!
I'm going to light my pyre!
For we'll all be burning
And my mind is churning.
I'm going to light my pyre!
And when I am gone.
You will still burn on, and on, and on, and on?
I'm going to light my pyre!
For we'll all be burning
And my mind is churning.
I'm going to light my pyre!
Yes I'm going to light it,
Don't you try to fight it.
(repeat till fade)
