(Sung to Particle Man by They Might Be Giants)
Balrog Man, Balrog Man
Doing the things a Balrog can.
What's he like?
It's not important.
Balrog Man.
Does he have wings?
Or are they shadows?
Does his fire go out if he gets wet?
Or does the water get burned instead?
Nobody knows
Balrog Man.
Gandalf Man, Gandalf Man
Gandalf Man hates Balrog Man
They have a fight. Gandalf wins.
Gandalf Man.
Middle-Earth Man, Middle-Earth Man
Size of the entire Middle-Earth, man.
Usually kind to smaller men,
Middle-Earth Man.
He's got a watch with a minute hand
Millenium hand and an Ages hand
When they meet, it's happy land
Powerful man, Middle-Earth Man.
Ringwraith Man, Ringwraith Man
Trying to take on the world, man.
Lives his life in the spirit land,
Ringwraith Man.
Is he a ghost, or is he toast?
When he's in a fight, who fears him most?
Who controls our Ringwraith Man?
Sauron can, Ringwraith Man.
Gandalf Man, Gandalf Man
Gandalf Man hates Ringwraith Man
They have a fight. Gandalf wins.
Gandalf Man.
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