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(sung to: I've Got No Strings, from Pinocchio)
sung by: The Balrog
I've got no wings
To help me fly
When I fall down, you know I'll die
Shadow Wings
Are useless things
There are no wings on me.
Hi-ho the mer-i-o
That's the only way to be.
I want the world to know
Wings are just a pain for me.
I've got no wings
But still you fight
About my wings into the night
Birds have wings,
But you can see
There are no wings on me.
Hi-ho the mer-i-o
I'm as scary as can be
I want the world to know
Shadows scare enough for me.
I've got no wings
To help me fly
When I fall down, you know I'll die
Shadow Wings
Are useless things
There are no wings on me.
Hi-ho the mer-i-o
That's the only way to be.
I want the world to know
Wings are just a pain for me.
I've got no wings
But still you fight
About my wings into the night
Birds have wings,
But you can see
There are no wings on me.
