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(Sung to California Girls by the Beach Boys)
Sung by Aragorn with Legolas and Gimli as backup vocalists.
Well, the Gondor girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear.
And the Rohan girls with the way they ride, they knock me out when I'm down there.
The Breefolk's farmer's daughters really make you feel all right
And the Hobbitt girls with the way they kiss, they keep their boyfriends warm at night.
(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)
I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls
(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)
(ooo-oo-oo etc throughout verse)
The Elf girls are immortal and they always look so young
I dig their special powers and their pointy ears and the way their tales are sung
I've been all around this great big world and I've seen all kinds of girls
Yeah but I can't wait to become the king and get the cutest girl in the world.
(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)
I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls
(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)
(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)
I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls
(I wish they all could be like those Elvish girls)
[repeat and fade]
