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| The Rohirrim Song (sung to Monty Python's lumberjack song) Eowyn (in disguise) sings, with a backup chorus of Riders. I'm a Rohirrim and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I ride all day. (He's a Rohirrim and he's OK He sleeps all night and he rides all day.) I ride my horse, I eat my lunch I fight for my country I'm riding forth to Gondor To make a name for me. (He rides his horse, he eats his lunch He fights for his country He's riding forth to Gondor To make a name for he.) OH-- I'm a Rohirrim and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I ride all day. (He's a Rohirrim and he's OK He sleeps all night and he rides all day.) I ride my horse, I wield my sword I like to fight in wars I'll put on battle armor Against Uncle's orders (He rides his horse, he wields his sword He likes to fight in wars He'll put on battle armor Against Uncle's orders?) OH-- I'm a Rohirrim and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I ride all day. (He's a Rohirrim and he's OK He sleeps all night and he rides all day.) [takes off her helmet] I ride my horse, I wear men's clothes Though they don't fit quite right I fight better than Arwen Who only kicks and bites (She rides her horse, she wears men's clothes Though they don't fit quite right?? Spoken:IT'S EOWYN!!!) [She kills the Nazgul King] (She's a Rohirrim and she's OK She sleeps all night and she rides all day. She's a Rohirrim and she's OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! She sleeps all night and she rides all day.) |
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