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| The Last Horse to Gondor (Sung to: Last train to Clarksville) Take the last horse to Gondor And I'll meet you at the battle. We can be there in the morning So I can hear Ioreth prattle. Don't be slow Oh no no no Oh no no no Cause I'm fighting in the morning And I'll see the King again We'll have one more fight apart Till the wind brings him sailin' And we will fight All right all right All right all right And I don't know if we'll ever fight again. Take the last horse to Gondor And I'll meet you at the battle. We'll have time for battle cries and wishes And a bit of celebration And we will fight All right all right All right all right Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo Take the last horse to Gondor And I'll lead my people home I can tell that Theoden won't make it All alone. I'm feeling low. Oh no no no Oh no no no And I don't know if I'll ever fight again. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah Take the last horse to Gondor And I'll meet you at the battle. We can be there in the morning So I can hear Ioreth prattle. Don't be slow Oh no no no Oh no no no And I don't know if I'll ever fight again. Take the last horse to Gondor Take the last horse to Gondor Take the last horse to Gondor Take the last horse to Gondor Take the last horse to Gondor. |
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